Week of July 5, 2010

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This weeks picture is from a famous move, for a bonus prize I don't want the name of the movie nor the director but theres scene in the movie that relates to a Jim Carey movie, anyone know what the scene is?
Oh yes captions in the categories Ripper, Non-ripper and Howard Brown too please:

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[Phil Carter]

Ripper:-

"Now then Fred, you couldn't know when you asked "How much for a quicky?" that it was John Littlechild 'ere working undercover could you? He is as shocked as you are, I bet!"

Non-Ripper:-

"I told you both, didn't I, that Chelsea would win the double.. and that Arsenal would win nothing at all this season!"

Howard related:-

"We'll find him lad... goes by the name of Brown does he? And doesn't like real Scotch Whisky? Or real Ale?...we'll find him, mark my words lad"

best wishes

Phil

[tel]

When McGillin’s Olde Ale House stopped the free peanuts How was inconsolable.

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper related:

"I only wish I could remember. I must have had one hell of a time last night but it's a complete blank. All I know is that I woke up with a fresh kidney in my pocket, a pawn ticket and a massive hangover. So after breakfasting on devilled kidney I went to redeem the ticket and, as I said, they gave me a stuffed tiger, a scale model of the Crystal Palace and a bicycle made for two."

[How Brown]

"James...take it easy man....it'll be fine...the police aren't complete idiots. They'll figure out that you meant Jews when you spelled it J-u-w-e-s.."--

[Caroline Morris]

Brown-related:

"Don't look now, old sport. But if I'm not very much mistaken, Howard Brown's identical twin is on my left."

"Harvey Brown, I assume? Thanks for the warning. The six foot rabbit was bad enough."

[Nemo]

1st man : "Want a tip? Put a monkey on a horse in the 2.15, my mate's got a pony on it"

2nd man : "Where's the jockey going to sit?"




No, it's definitely ear wax...




Lassoing (is that how you spell it) the moon String...

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Lassoing (is that how you spell it) the moon String...

Well done Nemo, :first:

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"I can't go back! I'm too scared! She's an animal!"
"What's wrong Howard"
"Do you remember those blue pills I ordered over the internet?"
"Yes"
"Well the wife thought they were m&m's...."

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper/Brown related:

"I've had this infernal ringing in my ears, doctor, ever since I came up with this cracking theory that the ripper only killed one and a half women because one and a half wombs were taken. I can take bad news, doc. What can you see?"

"Right the way through to Howard's twin brother on your left."

[Nemo]

Thanks String - I forgot to say it was from Bruce Almighty
I preferred "The man who could work miracles" really



Captions...

"I told you that Kelly girl would eat you for breakfast. I've seen this thousand yard stare too many times..."



"You should have took the percentage at the box office deal, everyone knows that..."


"Can I get you anything Mr Druitt? Whisky on the rocks perhaps?"
"Just the rocks thanks..."

[Caroline Morris]

"Titan Uranus, Jimmy boy. That's Tumblety's ship coming into dock."

"Oh lordy. Just when I'm fresh out of Vaseline."

[Stephen Thomas]

Don't tell the police nothing, George. They might think it was you what done it.

[Jon Simons]

It was a busy Saturday morning in The Prince Albert as Mrs Fiddymont pulled half a pint of four ale for the stranger.

[Robert Linford]

"You see that matchbox? I can slide it open without touching it."

"OK you're booked for a summer season."

[Jon Simons]

Agent, Herb Weinstein breaks news to Stewart that he is co-starring with an invisible rabbit in his next film.

[Robert Linford]

"One for my baby" - the blind version.

It's quarter to three
There's no one in the place
Except you and me

[How Brown]

While the partially bald dude at left and James Stewart worked on their lines from the ill fated String & Nemo production, An Australian Madman In Queen Vicky's (Millers) Court......Tel ( in the role of Astrakhan Man ) had his breakfast of six boilermakers.

[String]

"It's not the end of the world lad"
"But four one!"

[m_w_r]

Jimmy appeared dismayed, but it was true: a man's social class really could be determined by looking at his neckwear.

[Robert Linford]

Don't look now but the woman behind us has antlers growing out of her head.

[Adam Went]

"Look, I know it's hard, but to try to just hang in there and ignore the fact that the bloke next to you has gastro!"

Cheers,
Adam. :tea:

[How Brown]

Guy on left with the bad hair speaking to Indiana,Pa.'s finest...

"Don't fret Jimmy...yes, I know Caz is still standing back there gaping at you for you to get up to get down...its only because you have a pair of trousers on....."
"Just take my advice...get up and go the men's room for a half hour. I guarantee that she'll get tired...and settle for Tel. He's three sheets to the wind as it is and he won't be able to tell the difference between Caz and his pet sheep after another round..!"

[How Brown]

Oh, and one more thing for the cruel dumb people who think I ain't got talent in music.

Its,uh...from the Philadelphia Enquirer
January 9, 1997.

I swear to God.:becky:
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[Robert Linford]

If it's you, How, it has to be 1897.

[Caroline Morris]

He's three sheets to the wind as it is and he won't be able to tell the difference between Caz and his pet sheep after another round..!"

What is the difference, How? Don't tell me, the sheep is harder to get and takes longer to undress.

You do know that "well known in musical circles" is a euphemism.

And no, you can't play the euphemism, you already have a thousand violins to abuse those kids' ears with.

[Caroline Morris]

"I hate to break this to you, Jimmy, but your wife just came back after spending an hour upstairs with the barman. She's right behind you."

"Thank Christ for that. An hour ago I thought I'd gone deaf."

[Phil Carter]

Ripper:-

"Of all the bars in all the world, Kate had to walk into mine. You two firemen had better get ready..."

Non-Ripper:-

"Don't turn your head gentlemen... but Caz Morris has just walked in. She's looking for that missing lump of Jarlsberg..."

Howard:-

"Your missus has turned up.. quick....look sheepish and lost..."

best wishes

Phil

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"Howard what's wrong?"
"I'm desperate I've ran out of ways to diddle the JTRforums staff"
"I've been paying them in pesos, confederate money, dud cheques, even euros, but they won't take it anymore"
"I can't even win the caption contest because that b***tard string keeps returning my dud cheques!"
"I've got some BP share certificates you can have"
"No thanks, they aren't that stupid."

[Robert Linford]

Bill Clinton (right) is very angry at what someone called his wife.

They called her Mrs Clinton.

[tel]

They spelled 'Willy' wrong.

[How Brown]

... yeah, and if anyone would be able to "tel", it would be you on how to spell, "willy'.

Go eat a kangaroo,you old fart !

[String]

Thanks for all the excellent captions. Incase we have any younger members the movie was It's a wonderful life and and as Nemo correctly identified the link between that movie and Jim Careys Bruce Almighty was lassoing the moon.

Ripper
:first: Phil "Now then Fred, you couldn't know when you asked "How much..."
:second: Caroline ""I only wish I could remember. I must have had one hell.."
:third: Howard "James...take it easy man....it'll be fine...the police aren't..."

Non-Ripper
:first: Howard "Guy on left with the bad hair speaking to Indiana,Pa.'s finest..."
:second: Caroline "I hate to break this to you, Jimmy, but your wife just..."
:third: Robert "Bill Clinton (right) is very angry at what someone called..."

Howard Brown
:first: Phil "We'll find him lad... goes by the name of Brown does he?..."
:second: Tel "When McGillin’s Olde Ale House stopped the free peanuts How.."
:third: Caroline "Your missus has turned up.. quick....look sheepish and lost.."

[How Brown]

Yippie ! I beat Caz !!!
Now if I could only spank her....:cool:
I even got a third place finish in the adult section. I is proud.

GREAT job String. I'll bet that thi$ week$ caption $election was like writing the Maybrick Diary on the head of a pin.
You're the man !!

[Caroline Morris]

:third: Caroline "Your missus has turned up.. quick....look sheepish and lost.."

Hi Your Stringiness,

I'm afraid, as with the Maybrick Diary, I can't take the credit for this one.

Here's the genuine prize winner:


Howard:-

"Your missus has turned up.. quick....look sheepish and lost..."


Love,

Caz
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[Phil Carter]

Hi Your Stringiness,

I'm afraid, as with the Maybrick Diary, I can't take the credit for this one.

Here's the genuine prize winner:



Love,

Caz
X

Hello Caz,

I will make way for the lady, and withdraw my third place... (crawler..lol)


best whiskers

Phil

[String]

Hi Your Stringiness,

I'm afraid, as with the Maybrick Diary, I can't take the credit for this one.

Here's the genuine prize winner:



Love,

Caz
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Glad you spotted my deliberate mistake there Caroline, glad someone is paying attention.
Apologies to to both of you.