Week of July 12, 2010

[String]

Ok this weeks pic should be a bit easier for ripper captions, I hope.

http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac287/HowieNina/Easter%202011/p.jpg

[How Brown]

"Damn you woman !!!!!.....

....drop those frigging cachous !!! They cost me 5 shillings "

[How Brown]

Figure:
"Should I keel theese girl,Johnny ?
Puppet;
"Si, Senor Wences...ees a good theeng I theenk.."



http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac287/HowieNina/Photo%20Thanksgiving/Forums%20March%202010/June%202010/cap.jpg









http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Se%C3%B1or_Wences

[Phil Carter]

Ripper:

With this soft furry glove, Littlechild demonstrates why the women were unheard.it was filled with the latest from Dolce and Cabana Eau de Cologne

Non Ripper:

I'm totally in glove with you darling...

Howard:

And you thought the kinky stuff was getting out of hand, my little puppet....

best wishes

Phil

[Robert Linford]

Is that Claude Rains in "The Invisible Man"? (not a caption but a question)

[How Brown]

No, you're thinking of the classic film, "Man, I Is Itchy !" with Claude Balls.

Thats Jack The Ripper, you dummy. String know$ what he$ doing. Never que$tion the Man.
Where's Tel ? Did he decide on going to that Napoleonic War Veterans get together ?

[Robert Linford]

Sometimes the simple solution is the best : MJK was killed for her rotten singing.

[String]

Is that Claude Rains in "The Invisible Man"? (not a caption but a question)

Nope Robert it's:
Topper Returns (1940) with Joan Blondell, Roland Young, Carole Landis, Billie Burke, Patsy Kelly, and Eddie "Rochester" Anderson. Directed by Ray Del Ruth. Hal Roach

I found it on:
http://www.silentfilmstillarchive.com/index.html

[Robert Linford]

Thanks String.

BTW, I happen to know that How would really like a Peter Crouch caption pic for next week.

[String]

I thought he liked Philippine lady boys but there you go.

[Adam Went]

"Now then Marilyn, you're not ever going to sing such a horrific version of Happy Birthday again, are you?"

Howard's way of bringing Nina to the USA "of her own free will".

Cheers,
Adam. :angel:

[tel]

When How's 'liquor 'em up until they're comatose' ploy didn't work he resorted to other measures.

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper related:

The original ad featured Liz Stride foolishly invoking Jack's wrath by not using the right toothpaste:

"You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent."

[tel]

Titan Uranus Jacky Boy - I have a mouth full of sulphuric acid!

[String]

"I told you never to wear that ridiculous outfit ever again!"
"Now give it back to Caroline!"

[Stephen Thomas]

Caz and John Omlor finally meet.

[Caroline Morris]

Caz and John Omlor finally meet.

And just as I predicted, over my dead body.

[Caroline Morris]

Sir Jim finally gets even: "That's the last time you point and laugh at a spelling mistake in my dairy, Morris."

[Caroline Morris]

"I told you never to wear that ridiculous outfit ever again!"
"Now give it back to Caroline!"

Ooh that stung, String. :mmph:

I wouldn't be seen dead in that outfit. That's why I gave it away to the broad.

[Caroline Morris]

"Unhand me at once, Mr Kosminski, I'm in no mood to be trifled with.

Wait a minute, isn't that the same hand you just used to... aaarghh! You dirty *$%&er!"

[Robert Linford]

Kate's poverty meant that she was used to a hand-to-mouth existence.

[String]

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[Robert Linford]

How thought his disguise would prevent identification, but he miscalculated, for the smell of pigs' heads was unmistakeable.

[Robert Linford]

Don Souden receives a letter from Forum members, warning him that his avatar is giving How ideas.

[Caroline Morris]

Following the French ban on the burka, Ivor Smallpiece from Grimsby demonstrates which bit of the female anatomy real men want covered at all times.

[Caroline Morris]

He also demonstrates which bits of Ivor Smallpiece women would prefer covered at all times.

[Robert Linford]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmSezwugtd8&feature=PlayList&p=2F7DA9E5559728D3&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=31

[String]

Thank you for all your contributions e$pecially Howards.

RIPPER RELATED
:first: Caroline "Unhand me at once, Mr Kosminski..."
:second: Phil "With this soft furry glove, Littlechild demonstrates why..."
:third: Robert "Sometimes the simple solution is the best..."

NON-RIPPER
:first: Caroline "Following the French ban on the burka, Ivor Smallpiece..."
:second: Stephen "Caz and John Omlor finally meet."
:third: Phil "I'm totally in glove with you darling..."

HOWARD BROWN RELATED
:first: Adam "Howard's way of bringing Nina to the USA "of her own free will"
:second: Tel "When How's 'liquor 'em up until they're comatose'..."
:third: Robert "How thought his disguise would prevent identification..."

[ferret]

Too late I know but this must be the Well Deserved Fate of the girl who stayed working in McDonalds long enough to earn 3 stars!!!....Just desserts!!! :)

Suz xx

[Robert Linford]

Suzi, get over to the latest caption. There's a guy from Status Quo on there!

[ferret]

H:heh:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xxxxxxxx

[How Brown]

You've gotta be freaking kidding me,String ! I didn't win ( no envelope this week...so naturally I was an afterthought) place or show. WTF !?!

You just don't appreciate hand puppet humor....or cachous jokes. I don't even think you know what cachous are. They're that sound you make when you sneeze...
:mad2:

[Robert Linford]

Oh come on, How - you once placed joint third in July 2006. Isn't that enough? I think you've done very well, considering....

[String]

Oh come on, How - you once placed joint third in July 2006. Isn't that enough? I think you've done very well, considering....

Yea and those Tesco vouchers you sent were out of date.