Week of July 19, 2010

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Okay another week has flew in so your best captions in the categories Ripper, Non-ripper and Howard Brown please:

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Rippercon 2010

How on 'Diddles Security Duty' checks for unauthorised pussies

Suz xx

[Adam Went]

"Bret Michaels, is that you?"

Cheers,
Adam.

[Caroline Morris]

How thought up a cunning disguise to get himself a free pass for the barn dance. But he hadn't bargained for the old boy grabbing his thigh and whispering "You a natural blonde, sweet cheeks?"

[Robert Linford]

After this experiment, How sadly realised that no part of him whatsoever could stand up.

[Robert Linford]

Ripperologists deemed this new variation on the royal carriage theory somewhat unlikely.

[Caroline Morris]

"It was a very good year for the roses", explained Abberline, when told that a very rare snap had been taken of him in retirement, doing a bit of lady gardening.

[Caroline Morris]

Who needs a leg to stand on, when you've got one to fondle?

[Caroline Morris]

How, with failing eyesight, realises how wrong he was to think, all those years ago, that Victorian table legs could not be stimulating. "Phwoarr", he said to himself happily. "I haven't had a stiffy like this since I found out that D'Onston was stuck on his hospital bed pan for the duration of the murders".

[Caroline Morris]

"Look sugar daddy, when I said I wanted you to cover me in large checks, I meant money, not this cheap shirt from Tesco. Don't your ears work?"

"Ooh, about three o'clock."

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How's interview techniques for positions at JTRforums.com come under scrutiny.

[Robert Linford]

Note that How only ever tries this when the oxygen equipment (see background) is on hand.

[Jon Simons]

Sir William pulled his chair alongside Kelly...where was that bloody Netley when you needed him...

[Nemo]

"...But, Mr Tumblety, I've only got a headache!"
"Trust me, I'm a doctor..."

[Phil Carter]

Ripper:-

"'Ere lads, 'ere's a stroke of luck...it's touch 'em up night for us retired coppers outside the Seaside home... I came all the way from bleedin' Romford for this!"

Non-Ripper:-

"Let me show you the effect of the latest Ronson Hand-Buzzer... it always gives the girls a little tingle..."

How:-

"Gawd blimey dear..my hands are freezing today..don't tell the missus, eh?"

[Robert Linford]

Young Mr Grace rides again.

"Carry on, everybody. You've all done very well."

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Howard Brown, multi-millionare, tesco voucher collector, proprietor and comander in chief of JTRforums.com seen here on his 40th birthday.
Asked how he keeps his vitality Mr Brown said a shot of whiskey every day and a young wife....

[Robert Linford]

Whose?

[Robert Linford]

"Bad news, Howie : tonight's off. They say they're out of jump leads."

As a result of this photo, the BBC invited Howard to play Davros - without make-up.

Here we see a young woman dating Howard Brown - using the carbon method.

[Phil Carter]

"'Scuse me darlin', but you forgot to give me any Green Shield Stamps after our last transaction..."

best wishes

Phil

(that brings back memories Rob!)

[Stephen Thomas]

Yes, my dear, I certainly do own half the oil wells in Texas.

[How Brown]

Suzi:

You've got my vote ( caption number one) for this week's top caption...but then again, I'm not the judge.
You know, they do need someone for that important role,I've been told. Lets see how 2012 looks.

[Caroline Morris]

Here we see a young woman dating Howard Brown - using the carbon method.

LOL Robert. Cruel but funny.

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Here we see a pair of newly weds. Asked if the significant age difference has any drawbacks, Mrs Brown says:

"Actually we are both 28. And when we left for our honeymoon he looked it."

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Thanks for all the entries, it's great too see Howard getting out again after his wedding and very looooong honeymoon.

RIPPER
:first: Phil "'Ere lads, 'ere's a stroke of luck...it's touch 'em up night for us..."
:second: Nemo "...But, Mr Tumblety, I've only got a headache!"
:third: Robert "Ripperologists deemed this new variation on the royal..."

NON-RIPPER
:first: Stephen "Yes, my dear, I certainly do own half the oil wells in Texas."
:second: Robert "Young Mr Grace rides again."
:third: Phil "Let me show you the effect of the latest Ronson Hand-Buzzer..."

HOWARD BROWN
:first: Caroline "I haven't had a stiffy like this since I found out that..."
:second: Robert "Here we see a young woman dating Howard Brown..."
:third: Phil "Gawd blimey dear..my hands are freezing today..don't tell.."