Week of July 26, 2010

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Another week gone another threat by N Korea, what's new.
Your best captions in the categories of Ripper, Non-ripper and Howard Brown please.

[Nemo]

Abberline: "Do you really need that many assistants in your shop Mr McCarthy?"



There are a number of reasons why you should joined the Christine Aguilera fan-club

[How Brown]

Wow ! Look what Jon Rees got for graduating college....:nod:

[Stephen Thomas]

Just as things started to get interesting Howard woke up.

[Adam Went]

Heffner in the Playboy Mansion, before plastic surgery.

Howard masters the art of Photoshop.

Cheers,
Adam.

[Phil Carter]

Ripper:-

Monro, upon upon seeing this photo, calls into the office Littlechild and Co......

"ANDERSON!!!!...I said women undercover...not uncovered women, you idiot!!....."

Non Ripper:-

Will the real Caz Morris please stand up?

How:-

Sweetie, I can explain...its all perfectly innocent, I swear!

best wishes

Phil

[Robert Linford]

How was overjoyed to get a job in a harem. The bad news is, it's as a eunuch.

The appearance of this man's face confirms that JTR did indeed escape via the sewers.

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"Howard, Howard, HOWARD!"
"How did your trip to Vegas go dear?"
"Oh not bad"

[How Brown]

How was overjoyed to get a job in a harem. The bad news is, it's as a eunuch.---- Dinosaur Linford

Bob, excuse me...isn't a eunuch one of those animals with one horn ? I ain't too good with my animals..
How & where could I be horned ?

[Jon Simons]

The judge of the "How Many Princess Leias Can Fit Into An Elevator" competition waited smugly for the doors to open.

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How & where could I be horned ?

I thought you just woke up that way in the morning :sleep:

[How Brown]

Heh heh....String,old friend...make sure you open the envelope this week away from women and children, preferably in an open field away from flammable materials.:tea:

[Robert Linford]

Here we see How surrounded by a bevy of beauties (Nina please note : when How says he's just going out for a bevy, this is what he means).

[Robert Linford]

Irish JTR line-up : "No, none of these was the woman."

[m_w_r]

Gender equality legislation had recently made the H-Division photo shoots into an entirely different beast, reflected Abberline.

[Robert Linford]

After How sneaked into the harem, his heart skipped a beat when the sultan asked him to do the dance of the seven veils - but he was relieved to be told that he had to put them on.

[Caroline Morris]

How gleefully prepares to give his busty troop the order to "Fall out".

[Caroline Morris]

The big question: How far will How get with the ladies before that big red arrow hits him on the head?

[Caroline Morris]

Right, who's going to tell the belly dancing class that it's Howard's belly they will be learning to dance on?

[Robert Linford]

The ladies reflected that HB reminded them of a star - not because he was one, but because his navel was a Black Hole which sucked in debris.

[Robert Linford]

WOMAN ON HB'S LEFT : Look in his earhole and what do you see?

WOMAN ON HB'S RIGHT : I see you.

WOMAN ON HB'S LEFT : Exactly.

[Caroline Morris]

The police involved in the ripper investigation were so dim that they needed the red arrow to help them with the latest Police Review's "Spot the odd one out" competition.

First prize: a date with the odd one out.

Second prize: a date with Liz Stride and a clothes brush.

Third prize: two dates with Liz Stride minus the clothes brush.

[tel]

How's fantasy was really warming up, but then all the sheep turned into .....

[How Brown]

Good one Tel...lemme tell ya, if sheep could cook, I could have saved a fortune over the years.

[tel]

Oh sheep cook alright - I personally have cooked hunnerts of 'em.

[Nemo]

Elrond: "I think you might need some fighters Frodo, perhaps an elf or a dwarf..."

[Robert Linford]

How invited the women round to get even with Nina for hoovering up his wig.

[String]

"Cut!"
"Jeff I thought this programme was supposed to be about Jack the Ripper"

[Debbie D]

It was clear that despite the best efforts of all the female snake charmer's at the Viagra convention, no one could make Howard stand up.:pound:

[How Brown]

Debbie:

I hear that !
These babes look like the harem rejects from that famous Arab sheik, Hassin Bin Soba.
I saw a kupla gals in the photo with more chins than Tim Mosley.

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Thanks again for some great captions the winners are:

RIPPER RELATED
:first: Phil "Monro, upon upon seeing this photo, calls into the office.."
:second: m_w_r "Gender equality legislation had recently made the H-Division.."
:third: Nemo "Abberline: "Do you really need that many assistants.."

NON-RIPPER
:first: Jon "The judge of the "How Many Princess Leias Can Fit Into An Elevator"
:second: Phil "Will the real Caz Morris please stand up?"
:third: Howard "Wow ! Look what Jon Rees got for graduating college...."

HOWARD BROWN
:first: Robert How was overjoyed to get a job in a harem. The bad news is..."
:second: Caroline "How gleefully prepares to give his busty troop the order..."
:third: Adam "Howard masters the art of Photoshop."