Week of May 2, 2011

[String]

Well better late than never here's this weeks caption contest.
Best captions in the categories of Ripper, Non-ripper and Howard Brown.

[Chris G.]

Pussy Galore sought to corner the prostitution trade in Whitechapel.

[Phil Kellingley]

Mary Kelly hoped her new boyfriend wasn't really allergic to cats.

[String]

"I wonder where that cats got too"

[Stephen Thomas]

I can't see my little pussy.

[Phil Kellingley]

Maisie decided she would audition for the Pussy Galore part in the remake of Goldfinger.

[Phil Kellingley]

Dorothy wanted everyone to know that she was the one who'd got the cream.

[Chris G.]

Deciding to outdo Princess Beatrice in high-society millinery, Miss Whitechapel 1888 dons her Diddles Bonnet. :lol: :flypig:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4147/4840881703_b65ac2407a_o.gif

[How Brown]

" Last time I ask....give me back my collar,toots...or I swear I will pee on yer head !"

[admin tim]

Great-grandma Brown's inclination to have pussy on her mind continuously (not to mention around her neck) proved to be due to a recessive gene that would again manifest itself in the family line in 1953.

[admin tim]

Another victim of the Brown family's congenital poor spelling ability, Great-grandma Brown failed as a Victorian romance writer from being unable to establish contact with her Mews.

[How Brown]

Whew....two abomb shots in a row !
The icepack having been removed from the old satchel....
You die Mosley !
http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac287/HowieNina/Easter%202011/tm.jpg

[Adam Went]

"MR. HUMPHRIES! Do not be so insulting about my having pussy on my head, just because you can't!"

Cheers,
Adam. :thumb:

[Caroline Morris]

Cat on a hot Tina Ruth gives her a great idea for a future movie title.

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper:

Diddles revives his dream of decapitating a victim.

[Caroline Morris]

Caz regrets taking up Howard's suggestion to go to the fancy dress ball as a litter tray.

[Caroline Morris]

More evidence that Caz has small furry animals on the brain lately.

No fairies at the bottom of her garden, just five baby foxes and two magpies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i90mr5b7-Ag

[Chris G.]

Florence sought to keep Sir Jim close to home with her latest cat toy.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4147/4840881703_b65ac2407a_o.gif

[Phil Kellingley]

Lizzy decided that the safest way to walk the East End at night would be to take her own cats' eyes.

[How Brown]

If you think that Great- Grandma Mosley being born with her you know what on her head was weird...you oughta see where they put her boobs.

[How Brown]

Great-great Grandmom Mosley wasn't the brightest bulb they said...no sirree...dumber than a box of hammers.
It took her a while as she sat staring into space...but it eventually became apparent that the cat had indeed urinated down the back of her neck, when the hair on her back became matted like the hair on her hirsute chest.

[Robert Linford]

You used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
That Siamese thing is your latest hat?

[admin tim]

Great-grandma Brown, shown suffering from the malady of non compos mentis that would plague all of her future male descendants, is forced to wear a label around her neck to remind her where she put the cat. Shown attached is a related personal item from her toilette boudoir.

Not shown offscreen are the signs she habitually carries that read "INHALE" and "EXHALE".

[George Lorton]

Blanche Brown loved to cat around,
with her lily white pussy on her crown,
as she hit the town.
With a cat upon her blond head
and a somber frown,
because things were looking down
so she wore a cat upon her crown
when she went to Ton.

[Phil Kellingley]

Dr Seuss's assistant had misheard. It was supposed to be 'The Cat in the Hat" not "The Cat as the Hat".

[George Lorton]

Mable Brown wore a kitty cat hat for sass.
because her hubby Bert had no class,
he was very crass,
so Mable wore her purrfect hat
because it was to laugh.

[George Lorton]

Kay was all ah quiver in her new hat, Mr Wood had told her she was sure to get the part in "Plan 9 From Outer Space" as Mr Lugosi's wife only to have her hopes dashed.:sad:

To add tit for tat she walked into the office and caught the prop boy Brown ravishing her kitty hat, so imagine that. :shocked:

[admin tim]

Great-grandma Brown, having once heard that a picture was worth 1000 words, decides to give it a try herself as she prepares for another night of working the streets in the East End of Philadelphia.

[admin tim]

Great-grandma Brown, afraid of becoming a spinster and dying alone in the Philadelphia slums, takes drastic action after overhearing one gentleman acquaintance tell another that "there's no way I'd go out with that dog".

[Stephen Thomas]

And at that time Mrs Prater heard a faint cry of 'Oh murder'.

[Robert Linford]

After developing a lump on the head, the lady was given a CAT scan.

[Phil Kellingley]

Ruth, I gotta great idea for a film. I gotta script by Tennessee Williams and I got Liz Taylor, Paul Newman and Burl Ives lined up. The working title is "Cat on a Hat Pin", Ruth.

[George Lorton]

Sadie Brown looked in the mirror on the wall and said, "What's new Pussy-cat?"

"Not much, except you have fleas on your head and I am dead," said the cat that was a hat.

[Robert Linford]

Hitler's cronies began to suspect he was losing it when he awarded Eva Braun a pussy collar, and her cat the iron cross first class.

[admin tim]

You may have hit it, Robert. This is a closeup of the cat:
http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kitler5249.jpg

[How Brown]

Great Great Grandma Mosley, known far and wide throughout Texas & Oklahoma just about as far and wide as she could spread 'em...earned the deserved title of "The Fastest Crotch in The West" and the well known handle, "The Chisholm Tail "...but few knew of her innovative street-sales tactics which garnered "Sally Mosley : Snatch Of The Sagebrush" her name.

Here,shown in full regalia for one of the rare times she was up earlier than midnight in a daytime photo with her electricity operated,porcelain cat...which was turned on at 11 and emanated a flashing red light along with the equally electric collar brandishing her wares.

[George Lorton]

Hitler's cronies began to suspect he was losing it when he awarded Eva Braun a pussy collar, and her cat the iron cross first class.

You may have hit it, Robert. This is a closeup of the cat:


Hmmm, ah yes Tim and Robert, the infamous "Night Of The Long Pussien".

[Robert Linford]

Or the Munich beer puss of 1923.

[George Lorton]

Ja, how could I forget. The Song Lili Pusseen from the musical by Mel Brooks, "Springtime Catnip For Kitler"

[Robert Linford]

"Are you really going out with Adolf?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQBh6S7qQdI

[admin tim]

Great-grandma Brown sits pensively on the balcony of her Philadelphia bordello suite, pondering where she went wrong with her last client: "The Madame said that I should ask fetishists for the money first, but he had such an honest face. Now she tells me that this is all coming out of my salary."

[Robert Linford]

WOMAN : Oh Howard, now that you're reincarnated as a cat you're sending shivers down my spine.

HOW : Um - no - you are now learning why they call me Howard 'Tiddles' Brown.

[admin tim]

Great-grandma Brown was worried. Mothers' Day had been all right, even though little Percival had given her gifts that were bizarre even for a Brown, and had insisted that she try them on at once. What concerned her was the upcoming Fathers' Day - what was she going to tell Percival? "Son. I think he was client #9."

[How Brown]

Great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great ( you get the message) grandmom Mosley at the docks waiting for Noah to disembark on the ark.
They took two of everything on this boat, I understand... including flies,mosquitos,mules, and pussies.
:washing:

[Caroline Morris]

Wife: "How do I look, dear?"

Husband: "Like a total fashion disaster."

Wife: "In fact it's a cat hat trophy."

Husband: "I'm so glad we agree."

[Chris G.]

The Whores of Whitechapel were never Catty to each other. Meeee-owwww!

Signed Le Grand aka Claude Balls

[String]

Ok here's the results of the String jury. Remember Eurovision on Sat night, unmissable:

Ripper
:first: Chris G "Pussy Galore sought to corner the prostitution trade in Whitechapel."
:second: Phil "Lizzy decided that the safest way to walk the East End at night would be to take her own cats' eyes"
:third: Caroline "Diddles revives his dream of decapitating a victim."

Non-ripper
:first: Phil "Ruth, I gotta great idea for a film. I gotta script by Tennessee Williams and I got Liz Taylor, Paul Newman and Burl Ives lined up. The working title is "Cat on a Hat Pin", Ruth."
:second: George "Ja, how could I forget. The Song Lili Pusseen from the musical by Mel Brooks, "Springtime Catnip For Kitler""
:third: Robert "Or the Munich beer puss of 1923."


Howard Brown
:first: George "Blanche Brown loved to cat around, "
:second: Robert "WOMAN : Oh Howard, now that you're reincarnated as a cat you're sending shivers down my spine."
:third: Tim "Great-grandma Brown was worried. Mothers' Day had been all right,"

[Chris G.]

Ok here's the results of the String jury.

It's always a delight to be strung up by the String jury. :lol: :flypig:

[George Lorton]

I will treasure my trophies!:becky::high5:

[Phil Kellingley]

A First!!! Now I can die happy! :bowdown:

[How Brown]

Phil...George :

String must have had a relapse and apparently is back smoking PCP....
I made a mistake sharing my stash with him, thinking he'd smoke it on any day except Judgment Day ( when that great Irishman uses his terrific judgment skills and makes his decision)...I won't do that again.

[Robert Linford]

"Now I can die happy."

Not so, Phil. You, like every other prizewinner in the standings, have a duty to win as many prizes as possible and thus drive Howard as far down the list as possible. Remember, civilization is at stake here.

[Phil Kellingley]

"Now I can die happy."

Not so, Phil. You, like every other prizewinner in the standings, have a duty to win as many prizes as possible and thus drive Howard as far down the list as possible. Remember, civilization is at stake here.

Well, if it's a matter of National honour.....

[Chris G.]

"Now I can die happy."

Not so, Phil. You, like every other prizewinner in the standings, have a duty to win as many prizes as possible and thus drive Howard as far down the list as possible. Remember, civilization is at stake here.

We can at least ensure that there is "Brown Out."