Week of 27 June, 2011

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Here's a picture from downtown Philly. Apparently a common sight...
Best captions in the categories of Ripper, non-ripper and Howard (we are family) Brown:

[Chris G.]

This is one hitch hiker I will let my good friend Howard Brown pick up.

[Robert Linford]

Noel Edmonds's latest game show idea was considered a tad eccentric.

[Robert Linford]

At last, proof of what everyone knew all along : it is Nina who wears the trousers in the Brown household.

[Chris G.]

The lengths to which Bono will go to revive his career.

[Franco Loco]

Time Square's "Naked Cowboy'" decides to open a Philadelphia franchise.

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"I think you're right the sandals are a bit much"

[Phil Kellingley]

The Vigilance Committee tried out their first disguise to entrap the Whitechapel fiend. It wasn't an overwhelming success.

[Phil Kellingley]

After legislation was passed in NYC allowing Gay marriage BridesRUs show their new spring line.

[Phil Kellingley]

All together now... "Y M C A, Y M C A"

[Phil Kellingley]

Anyone seen a horse called Cupcake?

[Robert Linford]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

[Robert Linford]

Trying to mingle with the slutwalkers, Howard was instantly spotted and ostracised. Not a pretty sight.

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Howard seen collecting this months donations.

[Nemo]

There's no need for that Howard, we'll just have to go with the adverts...


Howard masks become the JtRForums shop best seller...as an anti-rape device

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"Phone, bag, hat. I was sure I'd forgotten something"

[Nemo]

"I get the feeling this job interview is a set-up and those instructions were a load of bs..."



"He looked like a foreigner..."



"WTF, The last thing I remember is having a drink with Dr Tumblety..."

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Howard the day after his stag do.
"Mosley you ********!"

[D.Crompton]

Socks and sandals aint a really good look. This was actually voted as the Top Fashion Faux Pas, if my memory serves me correctly.

[How Brown]

D.Comp...I hear ya ! Wearing socks and sandals oughta get a guy the death penalty !

The typical Manhattanite.

[George Lorton]

Brown-

How never felt so sexy as he did while out doing research on hooking. He had himself quite a time.:party:

Ripper-

The inventive fallen women of White Chapel felt that they were quite clever adapting a new look for themselves in their continuous efforts to make themselves unattractive to JTR even though the last of the Ripper's Murders had been quite some time ago. Still the Prostitutes felt that it was better to be safe then sorry.:humble:

Non Ripper-

Wild Bill wasn't called Wild Bill for nothing.:yo:

[Robert Linford]

Chris George, over for the latest JTR conference, adopts yet another disguise to dodge paying the hotel bill.

[How Brown]

Why Choose Robert C Linford For All Your Cash Transactions ?
At an ATM. one swipes their card and recieves cash, usually with a fee attached.
At an RCL machine, one swipes the card through Robert's buttcheeks and gets a three dollar bill,but with no fee. Just a friendly giggle.
Choose RCL@ for all your transactions.

[Chris G.]

I'm ready for my close-up now, Mishter Brown!

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6052/5879046794_b08d523218_z.jpg

[Adam Went]

Madonna has really let herself slip in recent years.

An undercover policeman of H Division wasn't enough to arouse the attention of Jack.

Cheers,
Adam.

[Tom_Wescott]

Upon further consideration, Israel Schwartz is now convinced that Elizabeth Stride, Pipeman, and Broad-shouldered man, were all in fact the same person. He has provided the police with a detailed description, from which the following likeness was made. Upon requestioning, the elderly fruitier, Matthew Packer, now recalls that the man in the company of the deceased, to whom he sold grapes a short time before the murder, may have been wearing a tight pink leotard.

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

[D.Crompton]

Cant believe I didn't recognise him the first time I saw this picture.

It's Dave Lee Roth with a false beard.

[How Brown]

DC:

On first glance, I thought it was either Robert Linford...or Dicky Betts ( guitarist in the Allman Brothers Band).

I wouldn't be caught dead with that handbag and that jacket. Its so out of season, doncha think ?

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"Jesus Tim what if Caz sees me like this?"
"Caz? What about Nina?"
"Nina? She helped me get dressed."

[D.Crompton]

The length's these Prince's will go to avoid getting recognised while on the prowl for a bit of fluff will never cease to amaze me.

[Caroline Morris]

Howard: "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. All present and correct. Damn it, no condoms."

Cameraman: "You won't need condoms Mr. Brown. Your face is your contraceptive."

[Caroline Morris]

"I just lost 200 lbs of ugly fat - when Boy George dumped me."

[Chris G.]

The first day Howard is seen out on the street with his new genital cup, his Nutty Buddy.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5142/5881044184_f17017cea6_o.jpg

[Caroline Morris]

Pippa Middleton's cunning disguise wasn't going to be fooling anyone from behind.

[Caroline Morris]

Sarah Lewis: He was of medium height and build, between 25 and 50, had brownish whiskers and wore a hat.

Abberline: Very helpful I'm sure. We'll catch the bounder in no time.

[Caroline Morris]

"I'm laughing. When silly old George Hutchinson describes me, down to the last detail, he will be labelled a liar and a lust murderer. Now where is number 13?"

[Caroline Morris]

Johnny Depp finally finds a way to beat off the ladies. Now he only has to worry about the men beating off.

[Robert Linford]

"And after this identification, which suspect knew, there were no more fashion crimes in Philadelphia.

Brown was the suspect."

[Stephen Thomas]

Billy Connolly goes shopping.

[Robert Linford]

Proof that the Greek financial crisis is getting worse : yesterday in Athens this man tried to withdraw cash from an ATM. The machine gave no cash and stole his trousers.

[Nemo]

Definitely a Ripper suspect, he's got the black bag from 'L

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Tim just outside of shot "I told you to wear something inconspicuous"
Howard "I'm in Philly this is inconspicuous."

[Robert Linford]

Forums members were puzzled why Howard should have been on his way to a gay pride march, since Howard thinks that gay pride was a bunch of lions that died out long ago.

[Tom_Wescott]

By process of elimination, it can now be confidently stated that Nina Brown must wear the pants in the family!

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

[Nina Brown]

You got that right Tom.

Nina :nod:

[How Brown]

Just popped in from doing the dishes, scrubbing the floor and planning on doing my nails...did I miss something ?

[Tracy Ianson]

How misunderstands the new style advice that mini skirts this year will be the length of a belt.....and just wears the belt :caked:



We do have a man in Hartlepool who went a little 'Norman Bates' when his mam died, he actually goes about town in her dresses/skirts and high heels. He does occassionally wear his football outfits, with his high heels, leather hand bag and false pony tail, which probably wouldn't be too bad if he got it to match the actual colour of his hair! Have to say doesn't look half as good as the man in the photo ;0)

Tracy

[Phil Kellingley]

A fashion disaster. Socks with sandals!!!!!!!

[Phil Kellingley]

It seems that Howard takes a lot of stick in this competition. So much so that his supporters are taking to the streets to protest. OK. His supporter. Oh, all right then, his support.

[Phil Kellingley]

Is that a pistol in your pants? Cos we're not that pleased to see you.

[Tom_Wescott]

A fashion disaster. Socks with sandals!!!!!!!

LOL.


We do have a man in Hartlepool who went a little 'Norman Bates' when his mam died, he actually goes about town in her dresses/skirts and high heels.

Is there an extra point for connecting two consecutive caption photos in one caption? :)

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

[Phil Kellingley]

.... planning on doing my nails...did I miss something ?

Probably. OPI have a new nail colour in their 'Femme De Cirque' range which I think is ideal for you: "So Many Clowns, So Little Time". It simply screams 'Howard'.

[Franco Loco]

Is there an extra point for connecting two consecutive caption photos in one caption? :)


I dunno, but in this case there should be. :second:

[Tracy Ianson]

Hi Tom


Is there an extra point for connecting two consecutive caption photos in one caption? :)

I don't know but I am liking your idea - nice round 18 points would be good :heh:

I'm like a bus, none for ages then two at the same time.


Hi Franco

I dunno, but in this case there should be. :second:

Again, liking your post but why only 2nd??!!! :whistle:



I probably should have said before the second description that it was an observation not a joke, sorry, how many lines did people get into it before they realised there was no punch line?


Tracy xx

[Chris G.]

Especially for the cricket fans amongst us:

Lords. Howard Brown, out, pbw (purse before wicket).

[How Brown]

Is it me..or in that photo, does it look like Chris George has boobs ?

[Chris G.]

Is it me..or in that photo, does it look like Chris George has boobs ?

I've been working on that cleavage for a while now, How. :kiss:

[Chris G.]

Howard does his best impression of Ruth Buzzi from Laugh-In.

[Robert Linford]

How's mum always told him to look both ways before crossing the road - and in this pic he certainly looks as if he's both ways.

[Phil Kellingley]

Howard misheard again... It's supposed to be "Go for your gun" not "Show us your bum".

[Robert Linford]

Ever since they got married, Howard had made Nina do all the heavy physical labour like mowing the lawn, mending the roof, laying the patio etc. But now, he began to wonder whether it really had been a good idea to build up her muscles by lacing her coffee with steroids.

[George Lorton]

A local man was arrested today due complaints about his costume. When the man was apprehended all he had say to the cop who arrested him for indecent exposure was, "Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side."

The girls on the street sang out, "Do.. Do.. Dooo..", as the man was carted away by the arresting officer.

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Ok here's the results of this weeks contest. I think we have kept Howard in suspenders for long enough.

RIPPER
:first: Tom "Upon further consideration, Israel Schwartz is now convinced that Elizabeth Stride, Pipeman, and Broad-shouldered man, were all in fact the same person. "
:second: Phil "The Vigilance Committee tried out their first disguise to entrap the Whitechapel fiend. It wasn't an overwhelming success."
:third: Nemo "Definitely a Ripper suspect, he's got the black bag from 'L"

NON-RIPPER
:first: George "The girls on the street sang out, "Do.. Do.. Dooo..", as the man was carted away by the arresting officer."
:second: Franco "Time Square's "Naked Cowboy'" decides to open a Philadelphia franchise."
:third: Nemo ""I get the feeling this job interview is a set-up and those instructions were a load of bs...""

HOWARD BROWN
:first: Nemo "There's no need for that Howard, we'll just have to go with the adverts..."
:second: George "How never felt so sexy as he did while out doing research on hooking. He had himself quite a time"
:third: Chris G "The first day Howard is seen out on the street with his new genital cup, his Nutty Buddy"

[Nemo]

Thanks String!

I think that was my first Howard joke

Well done to everyone else

[How Brown]

I think that was my first Howard joke- Nemo

I do have your address you know pardner...:sad:

[Tom_Wescott]

I think that was my first Howard joke

And a funny debut it was! You're such a cyberbully, Nemo. LOL. And let me say that Phil Kellingley cracks me up.

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

[Nemo]

Thanks Tom - lol :tea:

[Phil Kellingley]

.... And let me say that Phil Kellingley cracks me up.

Despite that I notice you had the unmitigated gall to beat me in this week's competition.:hail:

You are forgiven - on the basis that we both beat Brown (whose star now seems to be in the descendent) :fish2: