The Greatest LVP Caption Contest Ever

[How Brown]

...if we wuz in the LVP, that is.

Take a gander.

Illustrated Police News
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[Robert Linford]

MAN : Isn't there a terrible draught coming from that window!

WOMAN : Yeah, How's just had a curry.

POLICEMAN : I reckon it's two.

[How Brown]

Woman : "Wha..wha...what are you unnh...doing ?"
Man : "Checking out the wireless...hold still...I'm looking for the Beeb."

[Robert Linford]

WOMAN : You can twist my knobs but don't you dare press my button.

[Nemo]

Grainger: "I don't want to dance, and my name's not Le Grand!"

[Bob Hinton]

"............and apply the handbrake like so"

[Phil Kellingley]

Bruce Forsyth's memory finally goes and he tries to join the competitors in Strictly....

[String]

Man "It's a falsey and I'm gonna prove it!"

[Caroline Morris]

Caz: Unhand me Mister Brown! All I said was that checks don't go with stripes.

[Caroline Morris]

Holmes (on right): "Watson, leave the poor woman alone. When I said 'well spotted', I meant her apron, not that you had found Jack the Ripper in drag."

[Caroline Morris]

WOMAN : You can twist my knobs but don't you dare press my button.

MAN ON RIGHT: Don't fret, madam. If the back row of the Gaumont last night is anything to go by, he'll never find it.

[String]

"Right after three, cross, left over right, twirl then pose"
"Next week we start the Lambada"