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04-15-2006, 08:37 AM
...until Convention time.
If anyone who cannot attend has any last minute requests....be sure to put them on this thread.
04-15-2006, 09:25 AM
Thanks How. I'll have some burgers please.
Hope they're not cold by the time they get here.
04-15-2006, 02:03 PM
What size pantyhose was it you asked me to bring you?
04-15-2006, 04:26 PM
No,no,no,Kelly...not "what size" !!!!
I specifically said and I remember 'cause I was doing my nails and spilled some Trollop Lime Green nailpolish by Max Factor on the kitchen table and went.."oh shit"..and asked you..
"Bring a few extra pairs of girls thong bikini panties,puh-leeze !"
Lets keep the record straight here. Oy !
But hose would be nice....;)
04-15-2006, 06:14 PM
Erm, I don't think you'll fit in those, but whaddeva.
04-17-2006, 06:52 AM
While you're telling Rumbelow all about my M.J. Druitt conspiracy theory, you might also be able to pass on to him that his last book, the title of which I can't remember, costs too much.....
$20.99 for a book which accuses a good cricketer of being a killer!? Pig's arse!
What does he think we are, stupid or something.... :eek:
Seriously though, the most important thing is to have fun and enjoy the conference - and bring back plenty of good stories for the rest of us!
Meanwhile, I'll buy his book anyway.....
04-18-2006, 06:38 AM
About the Baltimore JTR Conference.
If the latest caption competition is anything to go by....
I donīt think Iīm dying to go.
You only have to see the 2 previous Caption Competitions to get an idea of the goings on... specially, where the girl gets floored down in a dark hole upon catching a glimpse of Howard in his bikini ! :)
04-18-2006, 05:26 PM
Not keen on the idea of seeing the Kid in a bikini? Me either..:D
Adam....I will pass it along that you are in 100 percent agreement with his opinion of Druitt...because I am a jerk.
I will be selling photos of all the drunks,reprobates,alkys,and slobbering voidoids. Prints start at a dollar apiece.;)
04-19-2006, 03:51 AM
On the first and last JTR Conference that I went to. The atmosphere of gray cigarrete smoke was so heavy and thick like a cloudy vision that you could have safely walked without your bikini Howard, and no one would have noticed the difference.
Once you attend one. It pretty much feels, you have attended them all.
When are you leaving anyway ?
04-19-2006, 05:12 AM
Now wouldn't that be a good slogan for the conference -:
"Smoking kills.....but who cares, the guy we're here to talk about did as well...." :clap:
Good idea. Would that be before or after you tell him about my M.J. Druitt/G.R. Hutchinson conspiracy theory?
He's the one that'll be thinking I'm a jerk....and that would be a pretty fair assessment. ;)
04-19-2006, 05:50 AM
Tomorrow ( Thursday ). Feeling awful guilty about leaving Val. First time in 5 years I won't see her for 2 days in a row...:cry:
Back home Sunday.
04-19-2006, 08:06 AM
Bon voyage !! Howard.
Oh no, donīt worry about Valerie, you know the saying... whilst the cat is away... the mice will party !!!
Iīm sure she already has her own panorama maped out too. On the rare occasions when my parents used to be away... my brother and sister and yours truly, had tremendous fun, and would be up, way beyond our bedtime ! and have pillow fights too ! The giveaway were all those duck feathers strawn all over the furniture !
Letīs just hope that by the time you come home... your place doesīt resemble the street down below !!
Thumbs up for the slogan !
04-23-2006, 08:37 PM
To everyone who went to the conference, from all of us here at JTRForums we hope you all had a great time and brought back some great memories with you.
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