FL hooker: ‘Will [blank] for cheeseburgers’

[admin tim]

http://www.examiner.com/headlines-in-new-york/fl-hooker-will-blank-for-cheeseburgers

Cheeseburgers, Howard, not cheesesteaks. Down, boy.

[Howard Brown]

Hey ! I'd _____ for popcorn !
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[Cris Malone]

This guy's writing and article about prostitutes and he doesn't know the difference between a 'John' and a pimp... Can't even get an old joke right.

Lookin' at the photo of the tart there... if she'd put on a derby, she'd kinda look like Wimpy now.

"I'd gladly do you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

Reckon the high class hookers hang out at Outback Steakhouse.

Says Howard 'I'm cheap but I'm available"-' Hey ! I'd _____ for popcorn '!

Do they sell popcorn at them put in a quarter every ten seconds peep shows?

Those river rat gals I see when I'm out fishin' 'll do it for a can of fishin' worms... They prefer the 'red wigglers' instead of the 'nighcrawlers' though. They'll even take their teeth out for ya if you want 'em too.

[Howard Brown]

Says Howard 'I'm cheap (http://www.jtrforums.com/showthread.php?p=164693#) but I'm available"-' Hey ! I'd _____ for popcorn '!

Do they sell popcorn at them put in a quarter every ten seconds peep shows?

Yeah, they do Cris...but I'm on a budget..the dollar doesn't go as far as it used to. I must skip the popcorn.

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Speaking of Tim Mosley's favorite puerile interest...porno and food :

Around 5 miles from here is the only porno joint in my neck of the woods. Nina and I play a guessing game as we drive by it to go to Collegeville to shop every Friday night...as to how many people are in the porno joint.
Its funny, but last week we saw a delivery guy from Domino's Pizza go in to the place with a kupla pies.


Curiously, it shares the same parking lot as a local chicken joint.

http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac287/HowieNina/Forums%202012/chicken.jpg


So...after eating some fried, barbecue, or even spicy jerk chicken at the one place, you can casually walk over to the porno joint and choke you own chicken.

Its what makes America great.

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We don't have porno joints. :(

[Howard Brown]

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Jeez...how about that ?
What do you guys do with all your quarters ?

[Magpie]

I used to work in such an establishment.

The funniest customers were almost invariably women--never shy about exactly what they were looking for.

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Jeez...how about that ?
What do you guys do with all your quarters ?

All my spare shekels go to the Robert Linford home for depraved sorry deprived ripperologists.