Darwin Award Of The Week

[Peter S.]

http://www.modernprimate.com/man-ingests-10-lbs-of-bacon-rectally-dies/

Hope it wasn't a cremation, can only imagine how hungry the smell would make the mourners.:ohwell:

[Nemo]

There's a World record for putting bacon in your anus?

He loved bacon...more than life itself

Great story Peter

[Whitechurch]

So a French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
Thhe French husband says to his wife "pass the honey, honey."
The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety."
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "pass the bacon you fat pig".

[Magpie]

Did they really have to specify that it was hickory smoked bacon? Is there any doubt that had he used, say, pea-meal bacon the result would have been any different?

[Peter S.]

Think it's easy to see which side of the family he got his brains from -

“Josh had a really big heart, and he just loved giving people what they wanted,” said Flaherty’s mother Linda. “When he told me about the project, I thought to myself, Josh is a smart kid and he’s made good at this Internet thing so far. What could go wrong?”

:crazy:

[Howard Brown]

This kid was New Jersey's first MENSA member.

"Josh had a really big heart, and he just loved giving people what they wanted,” said Flaherty’s mother Linda.

Contradiction please....Josh has a gaping aperture now.