Top 10 uses for Cornwell's book

[Melissa McMahan]

My Top 10 uses for Cornwell's book

10) Read for a good laugh
9) Gives me good ideas for writng my own fiction
8) Resting a drink can on
7) Mini-desk for jotting down notes
6) Keeping important notes in
5) I can't find my hammer
4) Talk to Mormon's about the more gory details in the book
3) Smacking door to door sales men with
2) Smacking cockroaches with
1) Filling that pesky empty space between my Shakespeare's plays and Poe's poetry on my bookshelf.

[Cleopatra]

Excellent list! Thank you for posting the top ten uses for Cornwell's book. I myself use her book to keep the home fires burning. :)

[D1g1TaL Gh0sT]

Not to mention, it makes a great 'door stop'!

[whitechapel_monster1983]

11) . Toilet paper

[Jennifer Pegg]

12) makes my bookcase look more full and stops other books falling down!

[Stan Russo]

13) How about a way to learn from past mistakes so they don't get made in the future?

Is that too psychotic of a concept?

[Karen]

10. To stick my chewing gum on before bed
9. To line the cat's litter box
8. As kindling for the fireplace
7. As toilet paper, of course
6. As a dartboard
5. As a coloring book for the kids
4. As a bathmat
3. As a doormat
2. As a placemat
1. As a coffee table book - if my coffee table has a wonky leg - just lift corner of coffee table with defective leg, place Cornwell's book under leg, then place table back down.

[String]

I'm just glad I borrowed it from the library and didn't buy it.

[Mike Covell]

I use mine to stop people seeing my copy of "Black Magic Rituals":high5:

[A.P. Wolf]

Invariably when you invite a guest into your house you end up with some kind of monster occupying valuable space in your lounge.
To produce and publish a volume on such an interesting subject, at such a vexatious time period, is I think a noble and honourable thing to do... like everyone round here has been rolling dice for years for a few measly bucks; and then suddenly someone walks in the room and chucks down six million and says 'smoke on that, you sad bastards'.
Good bet I'd say.
I'll use madam's book to bide my time.

[Stan Reid]

Corncob saver - Just kidding - Probably rural Americans

will be the only ones to get this one - Sans Sickert, it really isn't all that bad:faint: