The P-Mate

[Gumshoe]

http://www.femtalks.com/others/p-mate-allowing-women-to-pee-freely-just-like-a-man/

I'd have poshted the accompanying illushtrations, but Mishter Brown is going to be appalled enough as it ish.

I knows a few ladies who will seriously want some of these.

[Sam Flynn]

... if they wanted to be really authentic, they might have included a narrow nozzle at the end whose orientation changed subtly without warning. For extra sophistication, they could include a photo-sensor that made the nozzle even more unpredictable if it detected you were wearing light trousers.