The Brown Thread

[admin tim]

Since the new Captionmeister, Debbie D., has created a new captioning category, 'Brown-related', I am starting a practice thread in which you can hone your Howard-skewering skills. New photos will be inserted as time permits.

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"In retrospect, Jon Menges wished he hadn't devoted an entire rippercast to a public reading of Howard's collected captions."

[Debbie D]

This use of forensic age progression technology demonstrates what Admin Tim looked like before being the caption judge and what he looks like now after having spent years judging How's awful captions.:boxing:

[tel]

You've been where??? How Brown's Captions R Us!!!

[Archaic]

I say Deb's caption wins!
Poor Tim, what How's captions will do to a man...

Archaic

[Sam Flynn]

The Animation of Dorian Gray

[admin tim]

Second in a series....

[Sam Flynn]

John d'arms

[How Brown]

Ain't that Loo-ed Van Nistelrooy from the Manchester Heads ?

[Caroline Morris]

Beating the cistern...

How Brown, unwisely in fancy dress as Walter Closet, is grabbed by the ballcock

[tel]

One of How's captions tried to escape, but was quickly brought down by security staff.

[Debbie D]

How's new water saving "low flow" toilet wasn't working out and had to be taken down early, since most of his craptions require multiple flushes. :tape:

[Debbie D]

Upset that Nina would no longer allow him to squeeze her Charmin, Howard decided to squeeze his caption file cabinet instead.:tape:

[Debbie D]

Debbie D to How Brown: "Damnit Howard! I said post your best caption, not your best craption!":kiss:

[Debbie D]

Howard Brown trying to keep his prom date from running away....:tape:

[Robert Linford]

Final proof that Howard is round the bend.

When Howard won a ticket to the Superbowl, he didn't suspect what kind of bowl it was.

[Debbie D]

Carmine wanted me to post this one just for Howard.:kiss:
Ok folks... Take a few shots at Howie with this one.

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[George Lorton]

I told How not to be cheap and go to the veterinarian's instead of the people hospital but he wouldn't listen.:drum:

Toilet Humor Pic~ Well when How has got to go he has to go even if the toilet doesn't like him and tries to run away.

Aging Admin Tim Pic~Also regarding the picture of Tim aging well what can I say but that How's craptions just sucked the youth and vigor right out of Boss Tim.

[Chris G.]

Tim Mosley is determined to get his crap stories in Ripperologist despite the best efforts of Paul Begg to keep them out.

[tel]

I told How not to be cheap and go to the veterinarian's instead of the people hospital but he wouldn't listen.:drum:



Akshully, he tried that, but the people hospital wouldn't let 'im in!

[Chris G.]

Wherever Howie goes the medical bills dog him.

[George Lorton]

Akshully, he tried that, but the people hospital wouldn't let 'im in!

:lol::lol::lol::juggle::juggle:

[admin tim]

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[How Brown]

Yes I do...
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[Tom_Wescott]

(Howard): "Nine guard dogs armed with scalpels. Now, explain to me again just HOW Stephenson got out of the hospital at night?"

A Cat's Meat Man's worst nightmare.

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

[George Lorton]

(Sings)
Nobody does (craptions) better,
better then the way,
better then the way you do.
LOL... you just keep thinking that Boss How, you young Einstein, you Prince of Philly.... Its always sunny on the JTR Forums when you shine your Genius upon us yokel wannabes..:roll: