View Full Version : Week of Oct. 11th-18th 2009 Carmine's Blue Light Special
Debbie D
10-10-2009, 10:07 PM
:mod: Since I'm down and out with a bad shoulder injury, Carmine has decided to have a blue light caption special! This week you get your results from the past two weeks early and you get next weeks image one day early! What a dog and what a deal!:mod:
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Jack was determined to prove his theories on anatomy.
When How took up smoking caterpillars there were some strange side effects.
Archaic
10-11-2009, 04:09 AM
A couple of reasons why X-Ray Vision might be a really, really bad idea.
Archaic
10-11-2009, 04:12 AM
CAT-Scan of moderator extraordinaire Sir Robert Anderson's brain while listening to The Grateful Dead...
The Radiologist entrusted with interpretiong his scans is still undergoing intensive therapy,
but we hope he will recover.
Archaic
10-11-2009, 04:16 AM
>>Sorry about your shoulder, Deb; hope you will be feeling better soon!
Sam Flynn
10-11-2009, 06:52 AM
JTR-related: The publishers came to regret the decision to have MC Escher illustrate their latest Ripper book. His portrait of Alice McKenzie was particularly disturbing.
Non-related: "Are you sure it was just tobacco you put in this pipe?"
Robert Linford
10-11-2009, 08:04 AM
Debbie, sorry to hear about your shoulder. Howard doesn't like it when he loses, does he?:lol:
Pipeman was already thinking of how he'd disembowel Stride and become the very first Silence of the Lambs killer.
Stephen Thomas
10-11-2009, 09:34 AM
Womb with a view
Robert Linford
10-11-2009, 09:49 AM
One for the Brits :
A pipe does something for a man.
How Brown
10-11-2009, 10:17 AM
Wow...how about that,huh? Is that what the inside of all our human brains looks like? Mine doesn't have all that stuff in it then...there ain't no babies in mine. Lots of tits and tinker toys...and once in a while, a bowl of soup.
This is for Carmine...if he had a brain...or if he was cloned with my DNAs.
Call this beauty... Carward or Howmine....
http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac287/HowieNina/tits.jpg
How Brown
10-11-2009, 10:21 AM
On a slightly more serious note, I hope that your shoulder problem is just a temporary one. Mine is killing me whenever the weather changes,Debbie.
Thats why I want to move to an island where our friends, narcotics, grow on trees and fall on top of your head when you walk under 'em.. I have advanced arthritis in my shoulder making it stiff all the time....
Shut up Sam and Robert....:caked:
Robert Linford
10-11-2009, 10:46 AM
I won't make the obvious joke, How. Suffice it to say that your captions have been cold-shouldered so long, you now have frozen shoulder.
Anyway I hope your shoulder improves, but watch the sunlamps because they have hazards.
Jon Simons
10-11-2009, 10:49 AM
Holmes regretted the day he ran into Damien Hirst
Archaic
10-11-2009, 12:59 PM
GO ASK ALICE, Brown Version:
Howard is so dumb that back in the Sixties he thought the song lyric "A Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar"
actually meant "A Hookah, Smoking Caterpillars!"
so he tried it.
Archaic
10-11-2009, 01:01 PM
GO ASK ALICE, Ripper Version:
"A Hooker Smoking Caterpillars" from the Whitechapel Summer of Love,
which few people today even remember occurred just weeks before the Autumn Of Terror.
WRITEFX
10-12-2009, 05:52 PM
"Holmes, I've never seen anything like it before, what kind of school did the boy attend to draw anything as sophisticated at such a young age?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson"
Archaic
10-13-2009, 04:33 AM
After carefully analyzing the strange doodles which accompanied the latest Ripper Letter,
Scotland Yard's profilers startled everyone by predicting that its author
probably had unkempt hair and lived in a loudly-painted old school bus.
Robert Linford
10-13-2009, 04:49 AM
Ok, I give up - where IS Waldo? (Wally for us Brits).
Jon Simons
10-13-2009, 01:03 PM
Family deny LSD rumours following the discovery of the Bing Crosby self-portrait
Robert Linford
10-13-2009, 01:24 PM
Howard's caption-writing abilities frozen in time, at the precise Eureka moment when his brainchild appears.
Archaic
10-13-2009, 04:08 PM
New Public Service TV Commercial Starring Dennis Leary:
"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CAPTIONS....
ANY QUESTIONS?"
Archaic
10-14-2009, 03:02 AM
Johnny Depp is depicted getting into character in order to portray Inspector Abberline in 'From Hell'.
How Brown
10-14-2009, 06:03 AM
Currerbell's dream guy...a guy what smokes, is smart and has a family in mind for the future.......Cerebell..:loco:
Is that captioning at its finest or what?
Robert Linford
10-14-2009, 06:12 AM
Nina complains about the nicotine on the curtains, after it emerges that How has been smoking clouded yellows.
Debbie D
10-19-2009, 01:15 AM
RIPPER
:first: Sam Flynn "The publishers came to regret the decision to have MC Escher illustrate their latest Ripper book. His portrait of Alice McKenzie was particularly disturbing"
:second: Archaic "After carefully analyzing the strange doodles which accompanied the latest Ripper Letter,
Scotland Yard's profilers startled everyone by predicting that its author
probably had unkempt hair and lived in a loudly-painted old school bus."
NON-RIPPER
:first: Stephen Thomas "Womb with a view"
:second: Archaic "CAT-Scan of moderator extraordinaire Sir Robert Anderson's brain while listening to The Grateful Dead... The Radiologist entrusted with interpretiong his scans is still undergoing intensive therapy,
but we hope he will recover."
:third: Archaic "A couple of reasons why X-Ray Vision might be a really, really bad idea."
BROWN RELATED
:first: Robert Linford "Howard's caption-writing abilities frozen in time, at the precise Eureka moment when his brainchild appears."
:second: Tel "When How took up smoking caterpillars there were some strange side effects."
CAPTION MOST FOUL
:puke: :noidea:
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