View Full Version : Week of October 19th-25th, 2009
Debbie D
10-19-2009, 02:28 AM
For your caption creativity pleasures, Carmine and I have picked this special image for this weeks contest. :first:
Post your best Ripper, Non-Ripper, Brown, and Caption Most Foul for this image. :bump2:
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The automated Kidne Pie maker worked well, but failed through a lack of a steady supply of kidnes
Caroline Morris
10-19-2009, 05:48 AM
"I can't believe my ears!"
Caroline Morris
10-19-2009, 05:51 AM
Proudly presenting the prototype of the Vulcan Bomber sewing machine.
Caroline Morris
10-19-2009, 05:57 AM
Abberline hoped his newfangled lie detector would take the strain when George Hutchinson waltzed into the cop shop.
Caroline Morris
10-19-2009, 06:03 AM
Most Foul:
"That's a wonderful erection you have there, Mr Spock."
"Thanks. I just hope I can maintain it or my new machine will crash to the floor."
Robert Linford
10-19-2009, 06:46 AM
"I am endeavouring to construct a matter-antimatter interface four dimensional hyperspace transducer."
Robert Linford
10-19-2009, 06:53 AM
"Fascinating! Notice that the entire machine is regulated by those two little balls. It is the same with Howard Brown."
Robert Linford
10-19-2009, 08:17 AM
"Mr Brown, the odds against this machine randomly generating a winning caption are precisely 10, 249, 509, 432.648467 to 1. However, I consider it to be your best chance."
Sam Flynn
10-19-2009, 05:13 PM
JTR-related: "I identify him by the ears and eyes... but mainly the ears, for obvious reasons"
Non-related: Amish tricorder.
How Brown
10-19-2009, 05:25 PM
Eff you Robert Linford !
The first attempt at subduing Sube failed in 1861...so inventor,writer,doctor,lieutenant,hagiographer, Air Force colonel,teleporter,tie collector, linguistics expert, Francophile,Phillies shortstop,Manchester United goalkeeper and gunshot victim Roslyn D'Onston Spock went back to Africa with a better mousetrap a few years later....
Currerbell
10-19-2009, 05:31 PM
Here's something I made earlier Cap'n Kirk...
Currerbell
10-19-2009, 05:32 PM
To Kirk - Honest Guv' this is capable of warp speed too...just watch this...
Currerbell
10-19-2009, 05:42 PM
Keep your eyes on my balls, and watch what happens next if you rub hard enough...
Robert Linford
10-19-2009, 05:47 PM
KIRK : Mr Spock...about Howard Brown. Explanation.
SPOCK : None, captain. Insufficient data.
KIRK : Speculation.
SPOCK : None, captain. He simply exists.
Archaic
10-20-2009, 02:46 PM
Now that the Ripper's secret "Escape Device" has been recovered, Scotland Yard has expressed confidence that their experts will soon understand exactly how it works...
unfortunately, they've already spent the last 3 weeks trying to figure out how Jack fit the damn thing in a Gladstone bag.
Archaic
10-20-2009, 03:06 PM
When this very strange machine was discovered, Detective Brown announced that it was obviously
a 'Device for the Promotion of Self-Abuse' and immediately offered to test it.
Detective Linford countered this claim, declaring it was clearly a 'Device for the Nefarious Sexual Abuse of Others', and offered to demonstrate it on somebody else.
Judge Debbie settled the argument by plugging both of them into the machine, turning it on, and walking away.
... Meanwhile Archaic, Bell & Caz were collapsed in laughter in the hallway,
because they knew it was just an old sewing machine.
:bowl: :whip:
Jon Simons
10-20-2009, 04:33 PM
Leonard Nimoy reveals he first tasted fame performing his unicycle circus act.
Sam Flynn
10-20-2009, 04:37 PM
... Meanwhile Archaic, Bell & Caz were collapsed in laughter in the hallway, because they knew it was just an old sewing machine.
... collapsed in stitches, surely?
Robert Linford
10-20-2009, 05:28 PM
"I've got one of those in my backyard." - Fred Dibnah.
Debbie D
10-21-2009, 12:41 AM
Piston broke!
Tel,
Is that a piston on the Titan Uranus?:bathbaby:
Caroline Morris
10-21-2009, 06:54 AM
Damn you, Flynn! I was going to post this:
... Meanwhile Archaic, Bell & Caz were collapsed in laughter in the hallway,
because they knew it was just an old sewing machine.
...which was why it kept us girlies in stitches and gave Brown and Linford the needle. In fact, they were bobbin up and down when they cottoned on.
Mr Spock's first lesson in British humour pays off:
"I say I say I say: I come from a very musical family; even our sewing machine was a Singer."
("Get off" - reader's voice)
Archaic
10-21-2009, 01:27 PM
Owner of the Star Newspaper to journalist Harry Dam:
"No, no, you idiot... I said "Cook up some evidence and make it a Zinger!!!"
Archaic
10-21-2009, 03:41 PM
It was only when Howard finally emerged from the basement and stood next to his new Time Machine
that poor Nina realized she'd married a Morlock.
Jon Simons
10-21-2009, 05:46 PM
Questions were raised over the authenticity of the Kelly photo returned to Scotland Yard in 1988, as the latest cleaned up copy reveals Spock wallpaper.
It's life How, but not as we know it.
Robert Linford
10-22-2009, 06:10 AM
The latest JTR suspect turns out to have been quite appallingly schizophrenic, when it's revealed that the words he whispered to his victims as he cut their throats were "Live long and prosper."
Robert Linford
10-22-2009, 06:15 AM
Given his weird form of greeting, it's no surprise that the murderer slipped through Chief Inspector Spock's fingers.
'Round and round went the great big wheel ...'
Caroline Morris
10-22-2009, 12:17 PM
The Dear Boss letter was a Star trick, you cloth-eared Vulcan twit.
Archaic
10-22-2009, 04:25 PM
Mr. Brown proudly demonstrates his new invention,
the world's first 'Night-Soil-To-Captions-Automated-Converter'
...which unfortunately merely proved the truth of the old adage,
"Garbage In > Garbage Out."
For Deb
The engine of the Titan Uranus was smaller than you might expect
Robert Linford
10-23-2009, 02:10 PM
"Look at the wheel...see how it goes round and round...round and round...you are feeling sleepy.....you hear only my voice....now listen...Howard's captions are funny...."
Archaic
10-23-2009, 04:37 PM
As the wise man said, "Ripperology is rife with Spockulation".
Archaic
10-23-2009, 06:36 PM
Scotland Yard would rue the day they asked Rube Goldberg to design their new paperweight...
Archaic
10-23-2009, 06:50 PM
Crystal Palace Exposition exhibit in the 'Modern Living' category:
"Hamster-Powered Indoor Plumbing is an idea whose time has come."
Brad McGinnis
10-26-2009, 12:40 AM
Dispite only having bear skins and stone knifes Spock makes a machine to make Edith Keeler(Joan Collins) look foxy at age 75.
Archaic
10-26-2009, 12:43 AM
Hey, Deb, how is the shoulder doing? You OK??
Please let us know. Thanks
Debbie D
10-28-2009, 01:45 AM
Howdy Ho folks!:wave:
I will have to judge these fully in a few days, but I already see a weiner!:judge:
Any progress 'ere Debs? How has been honing 'is disemboweling knife and the rest of us are just settin' around chewing our finger nails.
Debbie D
11-02-2009, 11:22 PM
Ripper
This week I must bow to Mr. Linford! I thoroughly enjoyed his first place winning Ripper caption!
:first: Robert Linford "The latest JTR suspect turns out to have been quite appallingly schizophrenic, when it's revealed that the words he whispered to his victims as he cut their throats were "Live long and prosper.":pound:
:second: Sam Flynn ""I identify him by the ears and eyes... but mainly the ears, for obvious reasons""
:third: Caroline Morris "Abberline hoped his newfangled lie detector would take the strain when George Hutchinson waltzed into the cop shop."
Non-Ripper
:first: :noidea:
Brown Related
:first: Robert Linford ""Fascinating! Notice that the entire machine is regulated by those two little balls. It is the same with Howard Brown.""
:second: Tel "It's life How, but not as we know it."
Caption Most Foul
:puke: Caroline Morris ""That's a wonderful erection you have there, Mr Spock."---"Thanks. I just hope I can maintain it or my new machine will crash to the floor.""
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