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Debbie D
10-28-2009, 01:32 AM
Sorry I'm late folks.... :scared:

Carmine and I know this will inspire many good captions.:dance:


http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac287/HowieNina/fat-vs-thin.jpg
Archaic
10-28-2009, 04:09 AM
Rare LVP photo of Fatty and Skinny in training for the famed Pillowcase Races.
Archaic
10-28-2009, 04:09 AM
Jack Sprat and his new boyfriend.
Caroline Morris
10-28-2009, 07:12 AM
Most Foul:

Fat Boy George: "Okay, Frank, you win. I'll tumble for ya."

A Youthful Francis Tumblety: "Great. But you'll have to fart and give me a clue."
Currerbell
10-28-2009, 07:57 AM
Round 1 - How Brown. V Robert Linford
tel
10-28-2009, 08:03 AM
'Good' How and 'Evil' How didn't always see eye to eye.
Caroline Morris
10-28-2009, 08:18 AM
"Look here, you long streak of piss. Inside me are another four skinny blokes waiting to get out."
Gumshoe
10-28-2009, 09:17 AM
Long-simmering resentments over the demise of www.jtrforums.co.uk resulted in the two principals coming to blows.
Robert Linford
10-28-2009, 10:09 AM
Pope Leo X dons the gloves against Martin Luther, whose diet of worms has really affected his weight.
Robert Linford
10-28-2009, 10:15 AM
Not surprisingly, women trying for a baby rejected both of these sperm donors.
Caroline Morris
10-28-2009, 12:27 PM
Not surprisingly, women trying for a baby rejected both of these sperm donors.

Not surprisingly, women not trying for a baby rejected both of these solitary vicers.
Currerbell
10-28-2009, 12:55 PM
Fatty and Skinny went to bed

Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead...



(Sorry, an old primary school rhyme that is so childish I had to put it on here)
admin tim
10-30-2009, 03:30 PM
Since nothing else seemed to work, the diary partisans resorted to fisticuffs to settle the matter. (They would have flipped a coin instead, but neither side could make scratch.)
Robert Linford
10-30-2009, 04:00 PM
Troubles and rows darken the happiness of the first LVP gay marriage after the groom, instead of carrying the bride over the threshold, slid him under the door.
Robert Linford
10-30-2009, 04:15 PM
In the course of this fight between a very fat man and a very skinny man, they both claimed discrimination, trauma and compensation off each other, and the result was declared a draw.

But still the lawyers won.
Currerbell
10-30-2009, 07:34 PM
Gordon Brown and George Bush have a reunion party...
Debbie D
11-02-2009, 11:36 PM
Not many entries this week....apparently everyone was asleep at the wheel on this one....:sleep::horn:

Ripper
:first: Admin Tim!!!! "Since nothing else seemed to work, the diary partisans resorted to fisticuffs to settle the matter. (They would have flipped a coin instead, but neither side could make scratch.)"
:second: Archaic "Jack Sprat and his new boyfriend."
:third: Robert Linford "Troubles and rows darken the happiness of the first LVP gay marriage after the groom, instead of carrying the bride over the threshold, slid him under the door."

Non-Ripper
:first: Gumshoe "Long-simmering resentments over the demise of www.jtrforums.co.uk resulted in the two principals coming to blows."
:second: Caroline Morris ""Look here, you long streak of piss. Inside me are another four skinny blokes waiting to get out.""
:third: Robert Linford "Not surprisingly, women trying for a baby rejected both of these sperm donors."
:third: Caroline Morris "Not surprisingly, women not trying for a baby rejected both of these solitary vicers."

Brown
:first: Currerbell "Round 1 - How Brown. V Robert Linford"
:second: Tel "'Good' How and 'Evil' How didn't always see eye to eye."

Caption Most Foul
:painkiller: Caroline Morris "Fat Boy George: "Okay, Frank, you win. I'll tumble for ya." A Youthful Francis Tumblety: "Great. But you'll have to fart and give me a clue.""
How Brown
11-03-2009, 07:03 AM
Its a Pyorrheaic victory Debbie when Gumshoe comes in 1st in anything....My unused captions were vastly superior to the 1st and 2nd place chump-"winners" entries.

I'm a good guy because I prevent myself from entering in order that others may see what its like to be a winner...even if for only a few sparse moments in their lives. Winnerness isn't a condition these poor people confront too often. I know you knew that.
Gumshoe
11-03-2009, 09:00 AM
And here I thought that you of all people would have appreciated that entry, Mishter Brown. Fitted you to a tee, it did. And it's even funnier because it's true!

And I believe that's 'Pyrrhic'.
How Brown
11-03-2009, 05:28 PM
Numbnuts:

I know its Pyrrhic victory.

I used Pyorrheaic along with Gumshoe. Get it ? Gum...pyorrhea ?