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admin tim
10-31-2009, 10:37 PM
Some of these images are too obvious.

Post your best shot. This one will disappear soon in Howard's cleanup, so be quick!
admin tim
10-31-2009, 10:43 PM
Though Howard was pleased that his efforts meant he didn't have to buy and carve a pumpkin, it was Nina who decided the 'smoking cigar' really was over the top.
Magpie
10-31-2009, 10:51 PM
Now it's just a question of getting the candle to stay lit...
admin tim
10-31-2009, 10:53 PM
Having observed the unforeseen effects of pumpkin pie overdose on his anatomy, it was with great hope and anticipation that Howard next began consuming raw carrots by the bushel.
Magpie
10-31-2009, 10:54 PM
For the last time, the term is "Jack O'lantern", NOT "Backhole Lantern"
Chris G.
10-31-2009, 11:06 PM
Hallo, Weenie
Roy Corduroy
11-01-2009, 12:40 AM
:violin: Ye Olde Especial Halloween Singing Caption :violin:

Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake :bounce: :bounce:
Shake your Boo-ty
Shake your Boo-ty
Chris G.
11-01-2009, 03:29 AM
Ye Olde Post Another Funny Pumpkin Illustration Strategy http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3611/3460250306_5d9912397f_o.gif

Caption: Don't leave alcohol near your pumpkins!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2537/4062796659_4f3109f2ac_o.jpg
Archaic
11-01-2009, 04:24 AM
(Caption for Tim's photo)

Howard's pumpkin is revealed to be a skanky crackhead.
Archaic
11-01-2009, 04:26 AM
(Caption for Tim's photo)

Thank God I left Howard's Halloween before they started bobbing for apples...
Archaic
11-01-2009, 04:29 AM
(Caption for Chris's photo)

New album cover from the band 'Smashed Pumpkins'.
Archaic
11-01-2009, 04:32 AM
(Caption for Tim's photo)


Now you know why they say you should never look a gift-pumpkin in the mouth.
Archaic
11-01-2009, 04:34 AM
(Caption for Chris's photo)

Scientific evidence that it is really possible to barf your brains out.
Archaic
11-01-2009, 04:37 AM
(Caption for Chris's photo)

On the last day of Octoberfest poor Jack got totally ripped.
Archaic
11-01-2009, 04:41 AM
(Caption for Tim's photo)

In a bizarre case of spontaneous juvenile violence, neighborhood kids seized Howard
and triumphantly threw him off the front porch.
Chris G.
11-01-2009, 04:44 AM
(Caption for Chris's photo)

Just to prove how seedy the Ripper case really was.
Archaic
11-01-2009, 04:45 AM
(Caption for Tim's photo)

The next day everybody agreed that the low point of the party was when
Howard insisted on demonstrating his notorious "Sneezing Jack-O'-Lantern" routine.

:fish:
Chris G.
11-01-2009, 04:58 AM
(Caption for Chris's photo)

In the end, the Ripper proved to be an effusion of pulp fiction.
tel
11-01-2009, 07:03 AM
Pumpkin my arse!
tel
11-01-2009, 07:06 AM
The crew of the Titan Uranus .....
Roy Corduroy
11-01-2009, 09:59 AM
The crew of the Titan Uranus .....

Good point, and raises a bone of contention :rant:

Who excatly was the winner of Titan? :noidea:

Roy :pop2:
Archaic
11-01-2009, 01:19 PM
Howard is strangely proud that his pumpkin was hailed as the living end...
Currerbell
11-01-2009, 02:09 PM
Kiss my ars...pumpkin!
Robert Linford
11-01-2009, 03:59 PM
Tim :

How's thigh infection returns with a vengeance.

Chris :

Begg, Fido and Skinner still having trouble with the A - Z.
Currerbell
11-01-2009, 04:00 PM
Look what this suppositry has done to my arse!
Currerbell
11-01-2009, 04:01 PM
BUPA Plastic Surgery Halloween Special! (Autumn only)
Chris G.
11-01-2009, 04:03 PM
Chris's image:

Warren to Anderson: Pip pip, old man!
Chris G.
11-01-2009, 04:09 PM
Caption to Chris's photograph:

After a while there were so many witnesses spilling their guts in Whitechapel, it began to seem that it was just an endless Saturday night in the East End.

Chris
Currerbell
11-01-2009, 04:16 PM
does my bum look big in this pumpkin?????
Caroline Morris
11-02-2009, 09:52 AM
(Tim's)

Sequel to American Pie:

Plumpkin Pie

(Tim's)

Hallowe'en at Howard's End.
Chris G.
11-02-2009, 10:03 AM
(Tim's)

Hallowe'en at Howard's End.

Howie's always guaranteed to make a very BIG SHOW.

Chris
Jimmy
11-02-2009, 03:53 PM
(Tim's pic)

As much as How enjoyed Halloween, the frequent visits by 'trick-or-treat' kids had begun to annoy him somewhat.

That night, he devised a solution to ensure a peaceful evening...
Currerbell
11-02-2009, 03:55 PM
They say pumpkins give you gas...
Chris G.
11-02-2009, 04:19 PM
(Tim's pic)

As much as How enjoyed Halloween, the frequent visits by 'trick-or-treat' kids had begun to annoy him somewhat.

That night, he devised a solution to ensure a peaceful evening...

Howie's always backwards going forwards.

But whatever he does, he gets to the bottom of it. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2523/4069349448_08b940992f_o.gif
Robert Linford
11-02-2009, 04:25 PM
How always insisted he had balls. But he objected to what Nina drew on them while he was asleep.
Debbie D
11-02-2009, 10:45 PM
Nina to Howard... "Damnit Howard! I said I wanted a Jack-O-Lantern to scare the trick or treaters, not a JackAss-O-Lantern." :rip:
Chris G.
11-04-2009, 02:32 AM
(Tim's pic)

Howard goes in for the latest in male enhancement.
admin tim
11-07-2009, 10:49 AM
Nina's big mistake was asking Howard if he would see to this year's jack-o'-lantern and then not paying sufficient attention when he replied that he would take a crack at it.
admin tim
11-08-2009, 12:00 AM
Well, Debbie D. has ruint my plans by entering this contest, as have I.

We need a volunteer to judge this special contest, The judge either needs to be a suave, educated man(or woman) of the world with good taste, like Chris G., or someone who doesn't have a snowball's chance of winning, like Howard.

Of course, I guess I could disqualify my entries and do it myself, but I'm a bit rusty. Any takers?
Debbie D
11-08-2009, 12:15 AM
Well, Debbie D. has ruint my plans by entering this contest, as have I.

We need a volunteer to judge this special contest, The judge either needs to be a suave, educated man(or woman) of the world with good taste, like Chris G., or someone who doesn't have a snowball's chance of winning, like Howard.

Of course, I guess I could disqualify my entries and do it myself, but I'm a bit rusty. Any takers?

Hmmm.... Maybe Miss Nina would like to try? Or maybe Howard?:caked:
How Brown
11-08-2009, 12:57 AM
Its a cold day in Hell when I willingly cave in to the likes of Linford.....but his caption does have a taste of realism which has forced me to select him as this caption contest's winner. Damn it.

How always insisted he had balls. But he objected to what Nina drew on them while he was asleep.- R.Linford

Nina actually does write on my balls when I sleep. I always said Robert and I had a psychic connection.

Good going Robert.
admin tim
11-10-2009, 03:57 PM
Okay, if no one is going to volunteer as judge here, I'll do it meself on Thursday.

Ye have been warned.
Chris G.
11-10-2009, 04:01 PM
Okay, if no one is going to volunteer as judge here, I'll do it meself on Thursday.

Ye have been warned.


NO!!!!!! http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2491/4074684601_5dfcbea95f_o.gif

Good on yer, mate.

Will wait to hear.

Thanks

Chris :thumbsupbud:
admin tim
11-10-2009, 04:09 PM
Looking over the two captioning photos here, I was struck by the Most Foul thought of what these two images would look like combined.

Yeah, that's what I thought too. :puke:
Chris G.
11-10-2009, 04:21 PM
Looking over the two captioning photos here, I was struck by the Most Foul thought of what these two images would look like combined.

Yeah, that's what I thought too. :puke:

That's a bum thought there, Tim.
admin tim
11-12-2009, 12:35 PM
:yield: Was going to do this today but now find that I cannot until tomorrow.

It's not easy being green - or unemployed.
How Brown
11-12-2009, 09:34 PM
Umm...excuse me Tim...

Robert Linford was the winner of the Halloween Contest. Sorry if you didn't read the post.
admin tim
11-13-2009, 11:43 PM
Well, here we go as advertised. I presume that Chris G. wants me to judge his as well since he has not yet done so, Twofer it is.

Due to the nature of the beast and the new judging format introduced by Debbie D., I have decided to follow suit. When in Whitechapel, do as the White Chaps do.

TIM'S Photo

Ripper

:first: :noidea:
:second: :noidea:
:third: :noidea:

Non-Ripper

:first: Magpie - "Now it's just a question of getting the candle to stay lit."
:second: Archaic - "Now you know why they say you should never look a gift-pumpkin in the mouth."
:third: Currerbell - "Look what this suppositry <sic> has done to my arse!"

Brown Related

:first: Robert Linford - "How's thigh infection returns with a vengeance."
:second: Chris G. - "Howard goes in for the latest in male enhancement."
:third: Caroline Morris - "Hallowe'en at Howard's End."


Caption Most Foul
:puke: Archaic - "Thank God I left Howard's Halloween before they started bobbing for apples..."

Not submitted but a sure winner nonetheless: "Sure, the neighborhood kids were grossed out by Howard's anatomical halloween decor, but you should have seen their faces when they learned that it also dispensed unwrapped Baby Ruths."

Most Shameless Brown Nose

:first: Robert Linford - "How always insisted he had balls. But he objected to what Nina drew on them while he was asleep" :rolleyes:

Most Incomplete Caption

:first: Robert Linford, who neglected to mention in the preceding caption that the image, including the cellulite and life-size John Thomas (seen at top between the eyes), was unphotoshopped and an anatomically-correct portrayal.

The People's Choice Award

:first: tel - "The crew of the Titan Uranus ....."

(dis)Honorable Mention

:censored: - Debbie D. - Nina to Howard... "Damnit Howard! I said I wanted a Jack-O-Lantern to scare the trick or treaters, not a JackAss-O-Lantern."


Whew! I had forgotten how long this judging takes. I'll have to tackle Chris's image manana.
admin tim
11-14-2009, 12:12 AM
CHRIS'S Photo

Ripper

:first: Chris G. - "Just to prove how seedy the Ripper case really was."
:second: Robert Linford - "Begg, Fido and Skinner still having trouble with the A - Z."
:third: Archaic - "On the last day of Octoberfest poor Jack got totally ripped."

Non-Ripper

:first: Archaic - "New album cover from the band 'Smashed Pumpkins'."
:second: Archaic - "Scientific evidence that it is really possible to barf your brains out."


Caption Most Foul
:puke: Chris G. - "After a while there were so many witnesses spilling their guts in Whitechapel, it began to seem that it was just an endless Saturday night in the East End."