View Full Version : Week of November 2nd to the 8th, 2009
Debbie D
11-02-2009, 10:52 PM
Carmine picked this as your image to start November. Post your best Ripper, Non-Ripper, Brown Related, and Caption Most Foul for this image.
Now, I'm off to judge some of my other contests I've neglected. So after or before posting your best captions, check out the past couple weeks to see who won and who lost, though we know who usually loses. :violin: :crazy:
Challenge just for Tel .... Can you to come up with your best "Titan Uranus" caption for this photo?
Will Tel get a :thumbsupbud: or a :violin:???? Tune in next week to find out!
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Currerbell
11-03-2009, 06:11 AM
Auditions for this weeks Strictly Come Dancing begin...
Currerbell
11-03-2009, 06:12 AM
All together now...'Y.M.C.A'....!
Currerbell
11-03-2009, 06:13 AM
How's new Keep Fit DVD was guaranteed to keep the fat off...and the women away...
Currerbell
11-03-2009, 06:13 AM
How to Nina - This Yoga thingy really is the business!
Currerbell
11-03-2009, 06:15 AM
The Ghost of Little Willy came back to haunt How...
Currerbell
11-03-2009, 06:16 AM
To all women - What the Garden of Eden was actually like...
Currerbell
11-03-2009, 06:17 AM
Advert - 'Become a Buddist':hippie:
Currerbell
11-03-2009, 06:18 AM
'Hey Twinkle Toes, you are out of time to the music':director:
Caroline Morris
11-03-2009, 06:18 AM
"Oh no! My tortoise has escaped. He was just too quick for me", wailed How as his daring copycat attempt failed.
"Can you blame him?" snapped the stone tortoise. "He got away before you could take your shorts off!"
Currerbell
11-03-2009, 06:19 AM
This photo is an argument to start the production of Male Bras!
How Brown
11-03-2009, 06:40 AM
I've heard of nuts in a shell...but nuts on a shell ?
Robert Linford
11-03-2009, 10:06 AM
Having just shaken hands with How Brown, Demis Roussos counts his fingers.
Robert Linford
11-03-2009, 10:07 AM
One for Brits : Fingerbobs - the economy version.
Robert Linford
11-03-2009, 10:55 AM
Miss Archaic fumed when she realised that Mr Linford had beaten her to the George Eliot joke.
Chris G.
11-03-2009, 12:08 PM
Howard and Mini Me demonstrate some D'Onston style witchcraft.
Sam Flynn
11-03-2009, 03:33 PM
JTR-related: Flabberline
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Non-related (1):
Man - "I knew I shouldn't have squatted so quickly... I think I've got the turtle's head!"
Voice from behind - "You think you've got problems?"
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Non-related (2): Does my asana look big in this?
Jon Simons
11-03-2009, 03:50 PM
David Blaine tribute act attempts to break the standing like a statue world record
Jon Simons
11-03-2009, 04:25 PM
Ripper
Outside the Vestry Hall, Michael Kidney denied accusations of drinking
Currerbell
11-03-2009, 04:27 PM
The Two Tenors, now in concert...:drum:
Titan Uranus Mini Me - that toitle just stepped on a tack!
Caroline Morris
11-04-2009, 09:56 AM
Spot the Difference Contest
That's easy - the one at the front is hairier on the whole and the one at the back is turtally different.
Caroline Morris
11-04-2009, 10:03 AM
Tushé Turtle
Gumshoe
11-04-2009, 01:56 PM
Let us pray that Mishter Brown never sees Michelangelo's David.
Scenes from the audition for Tumblety's Best Boy.
The reason it's not an exact imitation is that there wasn't a Galapagos tortoise handy to seat Mishter Brown.
"A fire engine? Anyone can imitate that. Just watch this. Er, help me with the pants, will you?"
As we can see, it wasn't just Mishter Brown's palms that were covered with hair.
Robert Linford
11-04-2009, 04:21 PM
The standards of training for traffic cops continued to decline.
Sam Flynn
11-04-2009, 04:29 PM
Tushé Turtle
... T'ai Chi Turtle, surely?
How put in a brilliant performance in the Tortoise Race, but was disqualified for lack of a tortoise.
RIDE my tortoise? I thought you said HIDE my .....
Debbie D
11-05-2009, 04:15 AM
This photo is an argument to start the production of Male Bras!
Yes... the "bro".:D
Caroline Morris
11-05-2009, 04:55 AM
... T'ai Chi Turtle, surely?
...but definitely not Titchy Turtle.
Caroline Morris
11-05-2009, 04:59 AM
Most Foul:
"I've just passed a tortoise."
"Whereabouts? I've lost mine."
"No - I've just passed a tortoise. My poor ring is the size of Croydon."
"Eeeeeeeww!!"
Caroline Morris
11-05-2009, 05:02 AM
The Tortoise and the Hair
Caroline Morris
11-05-2009, 05:03 AM
Mock Turtle
Roy Corduroy
11-06-2009, 11:18 PM
:violin: Ye Olde Singing Caption :violin:
Sung to Riders on the Storm
Gentleman with with hair
Squatting over there
Turtle sweats the load :bounce:
Pee Pee ala mode :bounce:
If he squats some more
He wlll end up on the floor :shocked:
Gentleman with hair
Roy :pop2:
Currerbell
11-07-2009, 07:32 AM
LOL Debbie!!! Wanna go into business with me to create the 'Bro'
Logo - The Ultimate in Male Buddy Support
Buy the Bro!
:cheer2:
Robert Linford
11-07-2009, 10:37 AM
Stung by Currer's remarks, the man in the photo went on a diet and lost 5 stone in a month. His method? Four weeks of hospital food.
Roy Corduroy
11-07-2009, 11:21 AM
Challenge just for Tel .... Can you to come up with your best "Titan Uranus" caption for this photo?
Good point, and raises a bone of contention :rant:
Who excatly was the winner of Titan? :noidea:
Roy :pop2:
Debbie D
11-08-2009, 12:18 AM
LOL Debbie!!! Wanna go into business with me to create the 'Bro'
Logo - The Ultimate in Male Buddy Support
Buy the Bro!
:cheer2:
Most definitely! Hmmmm.... should we call it a "Bro" or a "Manzere"?:caked:
Debbie D
11-08-2009, 12:27 AM
Good point, and raises a bone of contention :rant:
Who excatly was the winner of Titan? :noidea:
Roy :pop2:
Roy,
That photo was Howards fault. I protested but How made me post it, under extreme duress I might ad. Tel has really taken a liking to Titan Uranus and has since made many suspiciously disturbing yet introspective references to Titan Uranus in his recent captions. Sadly, the Titan Uranus photo was a total bomb as a caption photo and the contest ended early And if we still had avatars (hint hint hint :rant:) I would vote for Tel to make the Titan-Uranus his avatar.....
But I digress, for those of you who still fancy an occassional peak at Titan-Uranus, here is a side view.:smokin: :pound:
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How Brown
11-08-2009, 12:52 AM
Roy:
My bone is raised in contention over the latest caption contest D.D. and her dogs devised to denigrate me....go check it out.
Currerbell
11-09-2009, 05:58 AM
who won this weeks then?
Debbie D
11-09-2009, 03:31 PM
who won this weeks then?
Patience, young cricket. These things take time!:smokin:
Debbie D
11-09-2009, 03:51 PM
Ripper
:first: Jon Simons "Outside the Vestry Hall, Michael Kidney denied accusations of drinking"
:second: Gumshoe "Scenes from the audition for Tumblety's Best Boy."
:third: Sam Flynn "Flabberline"
:tongue1: Robert Linford "The standards of training for traffic cops continued to decline."
Non-Ripper
:first: How Brown :faint:"I've heard of nuts in a shell...but nuts on a shell?"
:second: Currerbell "This photo is an argument to start the production of Male Bras!"
:third: Tel "RIDE my tortoise? I thought you said HIDE my ....."
Brown-Related
:first: Gumshoe "As we can see, it wasn't just Mishter Brown's palms that were covered with hair."
Caption Most Foul
:puke: Caroline Morris ""I've just passed a tortoise.""Whereabouts? I've lost mine.""No - I've just passed a tortoise. My poor ring is the size of Croydon.""Eeeeeeeww!!""
Tel's Challenge
:thumbsupbud: "Titan Uranus Mini Me - that toitle just stepped on a tack!":bump2:
Currerbell
11-09-2009, 07:12 PM
Cheers Debs, Ive calmed down now...:madgrin:
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