Week of November 23rd - 29th, 2009

[Debbie D]

Carmine and I were at a loss for words this week and couldn't agree on an image..:noidea:... So I gave Howard four photos and asked him to pick his favorite for this weeks contest. As you can see he picked the only one in which there was nudity.:shocked::shocked:

Anyway, post your best Ripper, Non-Ripper, Brown, and Caption Most Foul for this weeks eye boggling image. And don't forget to get in your last minute entries for the current photo as I will be judging tomorrow night!

(Tel, you know what to do)

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[How Brown]

First of all....everyone can stay home this week because I have this sumbitch locked up.

Secondly, Nina selected this caption.

Third....here's this week's winner.

Goulston Street Girlfitti.

[Lyn Resthal]

Brown: Howard was thrilled to have been chosen for a Pink Floyd album cover until he saw the air brushed proofs.

Ripper: "If I just blend in I bet those bloodhounds won't notice me at all.."

Non-Ripper: Gordon Brown meditates: "Hummm, mmmmm, mmmmm.. council taxes.. need more council taxes..."

Most foul: Vila's fantasy; measuring for new siding in Home Depot.

[Sam Flynn]

JTR-related: Rob McLaughlin's research unearths two more images of Eddowes at the mortuary, this time by the guy who made the Turin Shroud

Non-related: Mammouflage

[Robert Linford]

What would have happened had Stride spent any longer in the bricklayer's arms.

[Robert Linford]

New discoveries boost the masonic theory.

[Currerbell]

The photo on the right could give a man wood...:tape2:

[Currerbell]

Undercover police officers got everywhere during the Ripper case...

[Currerbell]

I cant see the wood for the breasts...I mean trees...:frusty:

[Currerbell]

That woman is a world champion at I Spy...

[How Brown]

Nice captions everyone...but you don't or rather shouldn't waste your time this week because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win.

Just a friendly suggestion.

[How Brown]

Arnold had it wrong....anyone walking by that on the way into the Wentworth would brush more than their elbow up against it.

In the lower left hand corner, whats that white stuff ? Is that chalk or is it....?

Facade of the newest building on Goulston Street: The Wankworth Dwellings.

[Currerbell]

Nice captions everyone...but you don't or rather shouldn't waste your time this week because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win.

Just a friendly suggestion.



NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This is a fight to the death!!!:fencing::fencing:

[admin tim]

Scene at intersection of Brick and Petticoat.

[Currerbell]

New Pink Floyd album out for Xmas-

'Another Tit In The Wall'

[Currerbell]

The SAS were trying out new ways of camouflage...seemed to be working, the boss was very happy with the trial.

[Lyn Resthal]

Nice captions everyone...but you don't or rather shouldn't waste your time this week because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win.

Just a friendly suggestion.

Erm, no Dear. You just hold onto your hollyhocks.

Ripper: Vittoria just wasn't quite sure about her first Theosophical meeting.. unfortunately, she wasn't aware that Beadle was about when she tried to sneak out.

[How Brown]

They oughta have more stuff like that on walls..especially in my neighborhood.

It would make things...ahem....mortar to my liking.

Who's in agreement that wallwomen would make the construction trade the mortar the merrier ?

[How Brown]

I don't know from graffiti...but the one on the right is built like a Brick Lane Shithouse !

[Lyn Resthal]

Non-Ripper: Samantha Cameron (UK politician's wife -- aka an ULP) claimed she had nothing to wear for her job interview, but allowed the Sun and Mirror to photograph her tattoo in the hope that no one would notice the slight exaggeration on her CV.

(That was one for the Brits.)

[Lyn Resthal]

Brown: Nina simply refused to agree with How on his choice of wallpaper for the living room.

[tel]

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy
if your colours were like my dreams
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green

[tel]

The sight of Princess Leah dematerialising was enough to Titan Uranus.

[Robert Linford]

A new documentary suggests that Crippen murdered more than one woman.

[tel]

How kept bouncing off the walls

[Caroline Morris]

A Simple Ripper-Related Misunderstanding

Oh, I'm so sorry Mr Beadle. You wanted me to address the WS1888 members about Walter Dew.

I thought you said: "Undress in front of all those bricks, the water's about due."

[Caroline Morris]

The Writhing is on the Wall

[Caroline Morris]

Defying the laws of graftitty

[How Brown]

Time out, time out....!

Did Tel just do what I think he did ? Refer to a Culture Club song ?

I have seen everything now.:sad:

They do have radio in Australia.

[tel]

Yeah, we do - only pedal radio tho'.

[Currerbell]

Thought you still had stuff delivered by boat to that little island.... ;-)

[Lyn Resthal]

In a bid to gain popularity with the WAGs [wives & girlfriends for those non-UK] Playboy Magazine editors decided to have a go at Magic Eye.

[How Brown]

Here's another example of superior imagination...which, of course, we all know I have.

If those two women on the wall were prostitutes...we'd call them walldeflowereds...:lol:

[Robert Linford]

1888 photo of entrance to Goulston St Public Baths. The Victorians went to remarkable lengths to get Londoners to wash.

[Lyn Resthal]

After promising Nina that he'd take down all his pin-ups and repaint the bedroom walls, How still spent the next three years in the doghouse dreaming up pitiful captions :violin:

[Robert Linford]

Lusk and Brown, Builders (no job too small) really screwed up with this property : four knockers but no door.

[Lyn Resthal]

Lusk and Brown, Builders (no job too small) really screwed up with this property : four knockers but no door.

Ha! :clap:

[I can see it now. Vila: "You stay in the car, Dear, I'm just looking for a doorbell..."]

[Currerbell]

That woman needs some scaffolding by the looks of it...

[Caroline Morris]

Is that because she's not holding her own?

[Currerbell]

LOL...she needs some support...that wall could droop...

[Robert Linford]

This is in fact a photo of two cunningly disguised Fenian bombs. The idea was that some unsuspecting bloke would trigger the knee-trembler device.

[How Brown]

I still can't move. I think I'm dead from the neck down.

Those walldeflowereds don't stimulate me in a manly sort of way.

But the leftover stuffing and broccoli & cheese pie that sit 10 feet away from me are turning me on...

[Robert Linford]

They do say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. JTR thought the same about Kelly.

[Currerbell]

Has there been any Brick Lane jokes? Im too lazy to read the past pages...

[Debbie D]

I had hoped to elicit more captions about the practice of propping bodies up against the morgue walls for death photos, however there were so many noteworthy items that I had to ad extra categories. Here's this weeks final run down.:usa2:


RIPPER
:first: :bowdown: How Brown "Goulston Street Girlfitti."
:second: :bowdown: Sam Flynn "Rob McLaughlin's research unearths two more images of Eddowes at the mortuary, this time by the guy who made the Turin Shroud"
:third: Robert Linford "New discoveries boost the masonic theory."
:clap2: Caroline Morris "Defying the laws of graftitty"


MOST DISTURBING RIPPER RELATED
:faint2: How Brown "Facade of the newest building on Goulston Street: The Wankworth Dwellings"


NON-RIPPER
:first: Sam Flynn "Mammouflage"
:second: Currerbell "The photo on the right could give a man wood"
:third: Lyn Resthal "Non-Ripper: Samantha Cameron (UK politician's wife -- aka an ULP) claimed she had nothing to wear for her job interview, but allowed the Sun and Mirror to photograph her tattoo in the hope that no one would notice the slight exaggeration on her CV."
:third: Robert Linford "Lusk and Brown, Builders (no job too small) really screwed up with this property : four knockers but no door."


BROWN RELATED
:first: :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:Tel "How kept bouncing off the walls"
:second: Lyn Resthal "Nina simply refused to agree with How on his choice of wallpaper for the living room."


CAPTIONS MOST FOUL
:first: :puke: How Brown "In the lower left hand corner, whats that white stuff ? Is that chalk or is it....?"
:second: :puke: Lyn Resthal "Vila's fantasy; measuring for new siding in Home Depot."
:third: :puke: Sam Flynn "Mammouflage"


SAD SONG BOOBY PRIZE
:first: :violin: Tel "The sight of Princess Leah dematerialising was enough to Titan Uranus."
:second: :violin: How Brown "Who's in agreement that wallwomen would make the construction trade the mortar the merrier?"
:third: :violin: How Brown "I don't know from graffiti...but the one on the right is built like a Brick Lane Shithouse!"

[Robert Linford]

Howard won? The barbarians are at the gates of Rome.

[How Brown]

Howard won? The barbarians are at the gates of Rome.-- R.Linford

No babe, this means the postmen were at the mailbox of Indianapolis ! The check I sent Debs got through !!!

A three-trophy week... unrivaled in world history...your grandchildren will ask about this day....historians will call it a watershed....a delineation in mankind's history...all we have to fear is fear itself...one small step for man...ask not what I did to your country....once,twice,three times a trophy...

Thanks for the trophies. Now I've got to figure out what to do with all this metal.:fish2:

[Robert Linford]

How, it's 5 trophies, 3 normal ones and two booby prizes. Since they count as minus your overall score is +1.

[Debbie D]

Robert is correct. The violins cancel out two of the trophies. So Howard is only at a +1, so there is no need to worry. Actually if you want to get technical, the Most Disturbing Ripper award should count as a -.5 as it was a disturbing mental image for me. Therefore, How only has a +.5 at this time.

Sometimes, after a really hard day at work, I need a good laugh. Howard's caption of Girlfitti made me laugh the loudest this time so he did get the first place trophy. I usually like to judge on quality not "quantitty":censored: but this time toilet humor won the game :decision:.

[How Brown]

I'd make you laugh 24 hours a day if you lived near me, baby. That is, if you would like to look at my photo album of Senor Linford in the altogether and the cute ones of Robert Anderson that occasionally pop up inside the Post Office that I collect when I go there to mail packages. They must be in demand, because they usually say, "Wanted" on them.

[Sam Flynn]

Well done Howard!

(I say that without a trace of irony :))

[How Brown]

I know you appreciate superiority Sammy...and that all you're doin' is telling the truth. Me and you are Nature's "A" students in a classroom of remedials. A truly sapient conclusion.



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