Week of November 30th - December 6th, 2009

[Debbie D]

Why look forward to Mondays :noidea: when you can look forward to Sundays instead?
I like posting the weekly caption image on Sunday so here you go!:whoo:

Post your best Ripper, Non-Ripper, Brown and Caption Most Foul for this weeks picture!!

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[How Brown]

Being in charge of a lodging house in Whitechapel didn't get easier, it got rougher.

Meet Crossingham's new boss, a little different than the old boss... Tin Donovan.

[Robert Linford]

My man, a sovereign if you can get me back to Oz within thirty minutes.

[Robert Linford]

Police baffled as Forums icon escapes into streets of London.
:lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1::lock1:: lock1:

[Chris G.]

Tin Lizzy and Tin Tommy

[Sam Flynn]

JTR-related: Let's see if that doesn't put a stop to it, Kosminski

Non-related: Amish cyberman

[Robert Linford]

In the latest (low budget) Star Wars, C-3PO roams the east end chalking "The Jawas are not the men that will be blamed for nothing."

[Sam Flynn]

In the latest (low budget) Star Wars, C-3PO roams the east end chalking "The Jawas are not the men that will be blamed for nothing."... was promptly arrested, and tried by Alderaan Sir Andrew Lusk.

[How Brown]

I like the first caption entry myself...in fact I wouldn't be surprised if that voluptumultus..vulturous...er, nice looking Debbie chooses it from the rest next week.

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper Related Most Foul:

"Right, Carruthers. The game's afoot and your disguise is perfect. All you have to do now is kneel down in front of any suspicious looking character, and when he sticks his tackle in that inviting-looking cakehole, hold on like the very devil until I arrive with reinforcements. See you fellater. Ha ha.

What's that, Carruthers?"

"Uuumph - uuuuuuuuuuuumph!!!!"

[Caroline Morris]

Metal Mickeldy

[Sam Flynn]

Metal Mickeldy
:) :becky: :kiss:

[Currerbell]

Where's that soddin WD-40????:banghead::banghead::banghead:

[How Brown]

Few are aware that the Metropolitan Police were the first police department in history to test, with success, the use of metallic bodywear in the rough tough streets of Spitalfields. Here, Chinese constable One Hung Lo, is shown being dropped off at his beat on Chow & Main.

The locals had a nickname for him.....they called him....

The Chink in the Armor.

[tel]

... then How pulled a can opener - that's when the fight started.

[admin tim]

"Fetch me the 18 mm box end, Cogswell, and I'll titan uranus before I leave."

[Caroline Morris]

Why it was with difficulty that the suspect was taken to the Seaside Home.

[Caroline Morris]

Plain clothes tec: "I'm arresting you for looking suspicious in a public place."

Suspect: "Is it cos I is black?"

[Caroline Morris]

(Probably a joke that only my late father would get)

"I don't mind the tin hat, sir, but false whiskers would be beyond the call of duty. I'd just look silly."

[Robert Linford]

Forum members clubbed together to buy a mobile dustbin (trash can) for How to post his captions in.

[Chris G.]

Tired of eating out of the gutter, Kosminski got himself fitted out as a garbage can.

[tel]

NEWSFLASH! Petrol bowser robs motorist, escapes on foot.

[tel]

Titan Uranus Tin Man, this thing will do 14 MPH down hill.

[Caroline Morris]

Most Foul:

"All set for tonight's 70s party then, Holmes?"

"Indeed, Watson. I must say I do like your Metal Guru costume. Have you worked out mine yet?"

"I have not, Holmes. You will have to give me a clue."

"Very well, Watson. Mrs Hudson will be out shortly in an afro wig and silver platform shoes. She will then drive me to Barnes for my party piece."

"Capital, Holmes. Get it on!"

[Robert Linford]

"Get out of the way, you stupid tree."

[Caroline Morris]

Good gracious, Robert. How did you guess they were to be Holmes's last words, as Mrs Hudson took her eye off the road to put Hot Love on the carriage gramophone?

[Robert Linford]

Mrs Hudson, when I said make for the Copper Beeches I meant the house, not the trees themselves.

[Caroline Morris]

Well really, Mr Holmes. I don't know how you expected me to concentrate with you singing "Ride a White Swan" at the top of your lungs, and a Party Seven between my legs.

[Chris G.]

The new member of the Vigilance Committee was a canny sort of bloke.

[Robert Linford]

The thing is, Mrs Hudson, I could have loved you like a planet. But it really doesn't matter at all. Life's a gas - as the retired colourman said.

[admin tim]

"You wouldn't know anything about a missing heart in Miller's Court, would you, Tin Man?"

[How Brown]

When Commissioner Warren said the police were galvanized in their effort to thwart the Ripper, he wasn't kidding.

[How Brown]

If I was the judge and I'm not, I'd make sure I read post # 14...or even the second one in the thread. Just a reminder because the judge of this caption is really smart and may overlook the posts because she can read so fast.

[Debbie D]

If I was the judge and I'm not, I'd make sure I read post # 14...or even the second one in the thread. Just a reminder because the judge of this caption is really smart and may overlook the posts because she can read so fast.

Aahhhemmmm...coughcoughbullshitcoughcough :violin:

[admin tim]

When Commissioner Warren said the police were galvanized in their effort to thwart the Ripper, he wasn't kidding.

Who you kidding, Howard? I can tell you with certainty, from an engineering viewpoint, that you can't easily galvanize copper.

BTW, did you notice how much the guy in the tin lizzie looks like great-grandpa Brown?

NOW - imagine a galvanized copper in a tin lizzie chasing Silver, who is determined to lead them on a merry chase. Comedy gold, I tell you!

[How Brown]

that you can't easily galvanize copper.- Admin

Yes Engine Ears....but a "copper" can be galvanized to go above and beyond the call of duty....just like the warm,earthy Caption Judge named Debbie can be when it comes to fairness and equanami..equalit...being fair in her assessments of comparitive captions.

[Robert Linford]

This pic shows JTR shortly before murdering a woman and leaving one of his metallic arms at the scene. Police described the killer as "unhinged."

[Robert Linford]

"What's a fire hydrant doing walking around?"

"If you were me, would YOU hang around outside Tiger Woods's home?"

[Sam Flynn]

Police described the killer as "unhinged"...... adding that they felt sure he was being protected by members of his family. That same day, police hopes were raised when a girl came forward claiming her father was the Ripper, but her brother promptly denied this, producing irrefutable evidence that his father was elsewhere at the time. In so doing, he proved a perfect alloy-boy.

[admin tim]

Great-grandpa Brown's prototype Love Doll indicated that it would indeed be a long road ahead, but he at least got the mouth right on first try.

[admin tim]

Great-grandpa Brown, looking to conjugate an irregular verb or two, is seen propositioning a discount Spitalfields streetwalker, whose lovemaking ability, is, at best, purely mechanical.

[Robert Linford]

Worth the wait, Gareth.:)

[admin tim]

Yup, that one really tested his metal.

[admin tim]

Great-grandpa Brown, conducting a field test of his patent-pending anti-ripper bodysuit for wayward streetwalkers. One unforeseen benefit was that it also improved the comeliness of numerous of the ladies.

[Debbie D]

:couch2:
Judging will be Sunday sometime during the Colt's game! Hurry and get those last minute entries in!!!!
:bump:

[Robert Linford]

One for Flowerpot Men and Black Sabbath fans :

Bill was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
For the future of mankind

[Debbie D]

:clap2: Way to go Admin Tim & Chris George! Good job Sam and Robert for a team work caption... and way to go Tel for making me soil my laptop with a funny Brown caption!:clap2:


RIPPER
:first: Chris G. "The new member of the Vigilance Committee was a canny sort of bloke."
:first: Admin Tim "You wouldn't know anything about a missing heart in Miller's Court, would you, Tin Man?"
:second: Chris G. "Tired of eating out of the gutter, Kosminski got himself fitted out as a garbage can."
:third: Robert Linford & Sam Flynn "In the latest (low budget) Star Wars, C-3PO roams the east end chalking "The Jawas are not the men that will be blamed for nothing.""........."... was promptly arrested, and tried by Alderaan Sir Andrew Lusk."

NON-RIPPER
:first: :hug: Currerbell:hug: "Where's that soddin WD-40????"
:second: Admin Tim ""Fetch me the 18 mm box end, Cogswell, and I'll titan uranus before I leave.""

BROWN RELATED
(((Tel, I just spit my PG Tips tea all over my laptop because of this. It was so simple yet the mental image cracked me up. I hope you're happy now)))
:first: :pound: Tel :pound: "... then How pulled a can opener - that's when the fight started."
:second: Robert Linford "Forum members clubbed together to buy a mobile dustbin (trash can) for How to post his captions in."

CAPTION MOST FOUL
:first: :puke: Caroline Morris ""Right, Carruthers. The game's afoot and your disguise is perfect. All you have to do now is kneel down in front of any suspicious looking character, and when he sticks his tackle in that inviting-looking cakehole, hold on like the very devil until I arrive with reinforcements. See you fellater. Ha ha. What's that, Carruthers?""Uuumph - uuuuuuuuuuuumph!!!!""

SAD SONG BOOBY PRIZE
:violin: How Brown for being a jack$%# as usual.... "I like the first caption entry myself...in fact I wouldn't be surprised if that voluptumultus..vulturous...er, nice looking Debbie chooses it from the rest next week."

[How Brown]

I hope the Colts move back to Baltimore.

Howabout that ? Chris & Currerbell...the Fred & Ethel Mertzes of Forums humor both come out on top...and I get shut out.

Debbie...you got some 'splainin' to do about this.:attention:

[Chris G.]

Thanks for the accolades, Debbie. :happy:

Chris

[Currerbell]

I had to google that couples name, but Im glad I did....sweet!!!!:usa2: