Week of December 7th - 13th, 2009

[Debbie D]

You know what to do.... Post your best Ripper, Non-Ripper, Brown, and Caption Most Foul for this week's thrilling caption contest!

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[Robert Linford]

On the afternoon of the 9th, Abberline was going to question Kelly, but he felt that she had enough on her plate.

[Debbie D]

:ballchain: Only one caption so far....woha.... did I bomb with this photo?:crutch:

[How Brown]

No...you bombed when you chose to give my crown to Chris George and Currerbell for the last contest.

[admin tim]

Having seen the presentation manner of this trendy new restaurant in Philadelphia, Howard now really wished that he hadn't ordered sausage.

[admin tim]

"Where is the rest of the figure, Monsieur Brown? It is coming with madame's rump roast."

[Caroline Morris]

"The jus on the menu will not be flambéed for nothing"

[Caroline Morris]

What Diddles did - before litter trays were invented

[Currerbell]

No...you bombed when you chose to give my crown to Chris George and Currerbell for the last contest.



Jealousy is bad for your health you know...:rolleyes:

[Currerbell]

George Lusk - Waiter, someone sent me this kidney, do fry it for me, waste not want not as they say...

[Robert Linford]

Not surprisingly, after the extraction of his heart the patient's face turned blue from poor circulation.

[Currerbell]

Christmas dinner? I have it nailed.

[Caroline Morris]

Casper the Friendly Ghost turns nasty at the Ivy.

[Robert Linford]

Experts thought that the fencing match between Howard Brown and a munchkin from Oz wasn't exactly a fair contest.

[Roy Corduroy]

:violin: Ye Olde Singing Caption :violin:

Sung to the tune of Riders on the Storm

Thingie turns me on
Dressed up like a phone
Cook it if you will
Top it off with swill

Press my button there
Just don't leave your stringy hair :bounce:

Thingie turns me on

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[Sam Flynn]

JTR-related: Dining at his club, Charles Warren complained that the sauce tasted overwhelmingly of garlic, and suggested that a little more sage and onion might have helped balance the flavour. "Oh, non, monsieur!", replied the waiter, "The jus on our menu will not be tamed with stuffing".

Non-related: Television plumbs new depths with an animated version of the Crucifixion story from the makers of "Wallace & Gromit".

[Currerbell]

Im sure there's a Last Supper joke here somewhere...:spy:

[Caroline Morris]

Brown related:

When Howard called the waiter over to complain about the "fancy muck" on his plate and to ask for something more basic, he was told: "The jus on our menu will not be shamed by dumplings."

[Debbie D]

It's that time of the week!:ranger:


Get those last minute captions in!:cheer2:

[How Brown]

Ripper related....

How jus knew this dream date with Debbie at the local Denny's would go well...wining,dining,having his way with her...the expected and natural stuff. The stuff what makes him him.

But he faced a dilemma. How to throw his overpriced chicken Kiev ( Capon a la Chapman) over the plastic figurine's left shoulder and avoid the fruit basket...embarrassing Debbie and throwin' a monkey wrench into his well oiled plans for conjugatin' at the All Fours Motel.

[ferret]

Jus a song at Twi:rapture:light...............

[Debbie D]

RIPPER
:first: Caroline Morris "George Lusk - Waiter, someone sent me this kidney, do fry it for me, waste not want not as they say..."
:second: Robert Linford "On the afternoon of the 9th, Abberline was going to question Kelly, but he felt that she had enough on her plate."

NON-RIPPER
:first: Caroline Morris "What Diddles did - before litter trays were invented"
:second: Sam Flynn "Television plumbs new depths with an animated version of the Crucifixion story from the makers of "Wallace & Gromit"."

BROWN
:first: Admin Tim "Having seen the presentation manner of this trendy new restaurant in Philadelphia, Howard now really wished that he hadn't ordered sausage."

MOST FOUL
How Brown :violin: "How jus knew this dream date with Debbie at the local Denny's would go well...wining,dining,having his way with her...the expected and natural stuff. The stuff what makes him him. But he faced a dilemma. How to throw his overpriced chicken Kiev ( Capon a la Chapman) over the plastic figurine's left shoulder and avoid the fruit basket...embarrassing Debbie and throwin' a monkey wrench into his well oiled plans for conjugatin' at the All Fours Motel."

[How Brown]

Debbie:

Its your funeral....but I had this all lined up.

Foo-gettaboutit !

MOST LIKELY
How Brown :violin: "How just knew this dream date with Debbie at the local Denny's would go well...wining,dining,having his way with her...the expected and natural stuff. The stuff what makes him him. But he faced a dilemma. How to throw his overpriced chicken Kiev ( Capon a la Chapman) over the plastic figurine's left shoulder and avoid the fruit basket...embarrassing Debbie and throwin' a monkey wrench into his well oiled plans for conjugatin' at the All Fours Motel."

[Caroline Morris]

RIPPER
:first: Caroline Morris "George Lusk - Waiter, someone sent me this kidney, do fry it for me, waste not want not as they say..."

I really hate to say this, Debbie, but that wasn't one of mine.

(I also hate to say that my 'jus on the menu will not be flambéed for nothing' fell flatter than a crêpe suzette. Oh well, Sam liked it. :thumbsupbud:)

Love,

Caz
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[Sam Flynn]

I also hate to say that my 'jus on the menu will not be flambéed for nothing' fell flatter than a crêpe suzette. Oh well, Sam liked it.
You get the "Viewer's Special Award", Caz :)

[Debbie D]

I really hate to say this, Debbie, but that wasn't one of mine.

(I also hate to say that my 'jus on the menu will not be flambéed for nothing' fell flatter than a crêpe suzette. Oh well, Sam liked it. :thumbsupbud:)

Love,

Caz
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Darn it I did it again! Currerbell is the winner that time. I was so shocked about giving howard a first for the other pending contest that I mixed up the names agian. I may just start putting the caption and no names!

[Robert Linford]

Debbie, I believe that this occasional tendency to mix up names explains how Mr Brown has been given first prize once or twice in the last few months. It's good to end the year with an apparently insoluble mystery now laid to rest.