Week of January 4th, 2010

[Debbie D]

Happy new year everyone!

Let's see how many of you can come up with a caption for this little guy!:fish:

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[How Brown]

Thinking to himself..."Thats the last time I'm ever gonna holler "Ho,ho,ho !" in Whitechapel..." Santa Claus found himself being booked on Leman Street.

[Sam Flynn]

JTR-related: Squibby poses for his mugshot.

Non-related: Gnome... you're gnicked!

[How Brown]

"Honest Injun...and for the umpteenth time,Officer....all I said was I had a nice package for that lady standing on the corner here in my sack...its me for Chrissakes, Santa Claus !"

[Robert Linford]

Santa denies he's a mason after photos show him with one trouser leg rolled up.

[How Brown]

The lawn was never quite the same after Gnorman Gnome was picked up for soliticing a garden ho(se).,

[Phil Kellingley]

At last - a positive sighting of little Jimmy Osmond.

[How Brown]

Good one Phil ! I always wondered what happened to that little sumbitch....

[Caroline Morris]

This is the little bastard who promised me twelve inches of fun this Christmas with a Panto thrown in. All I'm gonna get are 12 days of white snow and one 12 inch dwarf.

[Caroline Morris]

"Could I spend the night in a warm cell please, ossifer? I'm as nissed as a pewt and 'tis the season just for jolly."

"No you can't. Haven't you got a gnome to go to?"

"Yes, but I'll get a damn fine hiding with a rolling pin if I go back to the missus in this state."

[Nemo]

"Gnome arrested for being plastered"


"Early DNA experiments identify genomes of mythical creatures"


"I can't go to prison, it will be bad for my elf"


Is Santa...
a) A benevolent character
b) Jack the Ripper
c) A banana
Calls from mobiles will cost considerably more

[Caroline Morris]

Hi Nemo,

I used my mobile to vote d) don't know.

Am I covered by an insanity clause?

Or is there no such animal?

[Nemo]

Hi Caz - long time no see

You can be any animal you like Caz

I cut my dog's nails to stop him going mad

They're called sanity claws (groan)

You'll be crying out for that guy's haematite in a minute...

Gnome ore, Gnome ore please

[Nemo]

I'm sorry Gnome 135263, we can't find you a home for Christmas.
You'll have to go back to the model dwellings.

[Nemo]

If anyone would like to bid on these muffs for big ears, please hold your card up

[Nemo]

PC: "Name!"

Gnome: "Metro"

[Debbie D]

:moony:Wow.... I need to start picking better caption photos. Not many people are participating as of late.:yell:




RIPPER
:first: Sam Flynn "Squibby poses for his mugshot."
:second: How Brown "Thinking to himself..."Thats the last time I'm ever gonna holler "Ho,ho,ho !" in Whitechapel..." Santa Claus found himself being booked on Leman Street."
:third: Nemo "PC: "Name!"Gnome: "Metro"

NON RIPPER
:first: How Brown "The lawn was never quite the same after Gnorman Gnome was picked up for soliticing a garden ho(se).,"

BROWN :noidea:


CAPTION MOST FOUL
:puke: :first: Caroline Morris "This is the little bastard who promised me twelve inches of fun this Christmas with a Panto thrown in. All I'm gonna get are 12 days of white snow and one 12 inch dwarf."

[Nemo]

Thanks Deb! :dance:

[Debbie D]

Thanks Deb! :dance:

You're very welcome! :hug: