Week of January 18th, 2010

[Debbie D]

As a child, I always prefered alphabet soup as opposed to chicken and stars.:noidea:

Give me your best Ripper, Non-Ripper, Brown, and Caption Most Foul.

7221

[Nemo]

Jack confesses "I improved Kelly's lot, I changed her into a woman of letters. When my wife asked where I was off to at night, I'd say I'm going out for a spell..."

[Caroline Morris]

Omigod, I must have lost the plot. I can see F and M on the wall. Time for a little lie down. :crazy:

[Nemo]

There's a lesson there - don't mince your words

[Robert Linford]

A one in a trillion chance : the Goulston St graffito is the result of an upset tummy and the most coincidental puke in all history.

[Nemo]

Surgeons having problems reconstructing the latest victim. Butcher suspected...


Dyslexic PC gets no marks for his copy of the GSG


From "L"


Sweeney Todd's latest murder victim, literally...

[Robert Linford]

Revealed at last, how Mr Brown constructs his codes and why they are so easy to crack.

[Caroline Morris]

"Can't wait to show 'em the cold meat. They'll be making anagrams out of it in no time."

Taken from a newly discovered ripper letter, proving the author was a sadist.

[Robert Linford]

A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, I got a gal in Hanbury Street...

[Jon Simons]

In a bid to boost business, Butcher offers free eye tests

[Caroline Morris]

A battle between the Society for Vegan Dyslexics and the Meat Marketing Board continues in the High Court today, over the latter's advertising campaign which claims that eating meat improves children's spelling.

A spokesman said "It's going to be tough for either side to demonstrate that they have a legitimate beef".

[Chris G.]

"Mind your P's and Q's or you could end up in the meat department, mate."

[Robert Linford]

Anyone interested in JTR could join the WS and study the victims e.g. MJK, the suspects e.g. MJD, the sites e.g. IWEC, and the police e.g. CID, though they should be warned that their initial enthusiasm may wane.

RCL

[Robert Linford]

Waiter, there's an Heir in my soup.

[Chris G.]

Waiter, there's an Heir in my soup.

Ah, a caption to Di for. . . .

[Nemo]

Scotland Yard arrests all homosexuals after Ripper reported as "...mincing down Backchuch Lane"

[Caroline Morris]

Kosminski was disheartened as he passed the bright new butcher's shop window with its fancy wares. He had been beating his meat for all he was worth but he was buggered if he could have spelled 'cat' with it.

[Chris G.]

Dr Tumblety was having such a good time with the young men of London that it began to remind him of all the good times he'd spent in Alphabet City (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet_City,_Manhattan) on the Lower East Side of New York.

[How Brown]

Well, I refuse to enter because Caz used the line mentioning "cold meat" and if I had entered I'd have won,because I would have spelled out something with that very phrase...but forget about it, but I would have won.:yawn:

[Caroline Morris]

Hi Howie,

If it's any consolation, I was thinking of you as I wrote those three little words: "the cold meat". :noidea:

[How Brown]

Aha....so you've been talkin' to Nina eh?:(

[Nemo]

She looks good enough to eat...


Jack the Ripper kills the whole of the division of undercover policeman and turns them into minced spies


After a cost cutting exercise on Sesame Street, children ask "Where's Big Bird?"


Jack releases new book - My victims A-Z

[Brad McGinnis]

Not a caption entry. After seeing the pic and eyeing the crap in the grocery store, Im glad we raise our own beef. Free of chemicals and very lean.

[Brad McGinnis]

How does a dyslexic person spell "cats meat"?

[Debbie D]

:welcome:

And here are the winners...

Ripper
:first: Robert Linford "A one in a trillion chance : the Goulston St graffito is the result of an upset tummy and the most coincidental puke in all history."
:second: Nemo "Jack releases new book - My victims A-Z"
:second: Caroline Morris ""Can't wait to show 'em the cold meat. They'll be making anagrams out of it in no time.""
:third: Nemo "Dyslexic PC gets no marks for his copy of the GSG"
:happy: Jon Simons "In a bid to boost business, Butcher offers free eye tests "

Brown
:first: Robert Linford "Revealed at last, how Mr Brown constructs his codes and why they are so easy to crack. "

Caption Most Foul
:puke: Caroline Morris "Kosminski was disheartened as he passed the bright new butcher's shop window with its fancy wares. He had been beating his meat for all he was worth but he was buggered if he could have spelled 'cat' with it."