Week of January 25th, 2010

[Debbie D]

Give me your best Ripper, Non Ripper, Brown, and Caption Most Foul for this weeks image! Maybe I can get caught up on judging in the next hour or two!:nerd:

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[Nemo]

It's the Death Race 2000 skittle event...

[Adam Went]

And they said Jack couldn't change his MO!

Cheers,
Adam. :bowl:

[Caroline Morris]

Why it's just wrong to do a Kosminski while driving...

[Robert Linford]

"Animal Farm" updated :four wheels good, two wheels ba-a-a-d.

[How Brown]

The message in the graffiti failed to make a dent....so

....its author found another way of clearing out all those damned costermongers on Goulston Street.

[Robert Linford]

Police say they want to interview someone called Dick Dastardly.

[Joe Chetcuti]

After coming to America, Linford got behind the wheel and soon realized that Americans don't drive on the left hand side of the road.

[Sam Flynn]

JTR-related: Disorganised cycle-path

Non-related: Charge of the Lycra Brigade

[How Brown]

After going back to Britain, Robert "Crash" Linford got behind the wheel and soon realized that Britons don't drive headlong into the middle of the Tour De Tooting

[Chris G.]

Dr Tumblety went out of his way to prove he was no pedalophile

[Robert Linford]

Howard should have known when he got in the car that this was likely to happen - after all, his age exceeded the speed limit.

[How Brown]

For once in your 90 years, you're right about something, Robert !

I am one year older ( 56 ) than the current speed limit (55).

[Debbie D]

After going back to Britain, Robert "Crash" Linford got behind the wheel and soon realized that Britons don't drive headlong into the middle of the Tour De Tooting

I give you a photo full of 24k caption-comedy gold and you in turn give me this?

I give you an early award... :violin:

[How Brown]

Debbie:

I know that you don't get out much and Lord knows Indiana ain't like a place where much happens. Its sort of like the Belgium of the United States. With that in mind...........

............Tooting is a neighborhood in London.

Brits got it ( even Paul Begg...maybe...maybe he got it) and even Robert got it.

You're a damned fine lady, but you're better at asking questions than giving answers and silly responses. Just judge the contest at the week's end.
Remember who sends you the paychecks.... remember who sends you the checks...remember who sends...

[Caroline Morris]

When How gets behind the wheel of his death machine, it's time for everyone on two wheels to wear their Brown trousers and sturdiest bicycle clips.

[Chris G.]

After going back to Britain, Robert "Crash" Linford got behind the wheel and soon realized that Britons don't drive headlong into the middle of the Tour De Tooting

The Tour De Tooting.... isn't that after the cyclists have lunched on Bush's Baked Beans (http://www.bushbeans.com/jaynduke/duke.php)? :lock1:

[Chris G.]

Holy! Holy! Holy! Howard crashes the Tour De Doughnut.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4003/4311915616_1b99171134_o.jpg

[Caroline Morris]

It was funny. When Ivor Screwloose had left the house that morning, his long-suffering wife had told him he should go see a trick cyclist.

And now he was seeing a dozen of the bastards all at once.

[Caroline Morris]

Betty hoped the traffic cops would see the funny side. She had left home with her menstrual cycle all up in the air and now there were men and their cycles all up in the air.

[Nemo]

Man on left: "This way lads! Follow me!"



UFO's magnetic tractor beam fails over highway

[How Brown]

Ha ha !! While all of you dopey people were trying..in vain I might add.... to compete with my most superior entry....you overlooked the UFO in the photo.

I didn't.

Its the white spacecraft next to one of these azzhole's helmets. God, I hate those bicycle riding dorkshttp://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac287/HowieNina/Photo%20Thanksgiving/ufo.jpg

[Robert Linford]

Pizza delivery boy Howard Brown was determined to get one jump ahead of the competition.

[Chris G.]

Ha ha !! While all of you dopey people were trying..in vain I might add.... to compete with my most superior entry....you overlooked the UFO in the photo.

I didn't.

Its the white spacecraft next to one of these azzhole's helmets. God, I hate those bicycle riding dorkshttp://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac287/HowieNina/Photo%20Thanksgiving/ufo.jpg


Hello Howard

Don't get your Lance Armstrong mixed up with your Neil Armstrong.

C

[dontcallmepeanut]

The rehearsals for the remake of E.T. were failing... miserably