Valentine's Day 2010

[How Brown]

In commemoration of this special day where all men should be mindful of their wives & girlfriends...I'll cover the backsides of any and all backsliding men who "forgot" that today is the day you give whatshername some candy...or flowers...or a Ripper book...or any other well earned gift(s) and give the female constituency of JTRForums.Com. the only place on the Internet where one can find serial murder, evisceration, and yes, romantic sentimentalities together, a kiss in case your man forgot what day it was.

Mine wouldn't let me....

Happy Valentine's Day Ladies :high5:

[How Brown]

Bump Up.

I was going to wait, but its almost Valentine's Day in the U.K...and it is in Australia already.

[Adam Went]

It's already half over down here, How!
Thank god....ahhh, the beauty of being single....

But having said that, Happy Valentines Day to all the women here! :clap:

Cheers,
Adam.

[How Brown]

To celebrate today, that most special day of all days...where we find the buds of romance sproutin' and poppin' up all over the joint by the romantics amongst our community...what better form of gift giving is there...than a tale of unavenged hot blooded murder set 50 years before the WM ?

I'm not even sure that people even kissed back then, but in any event, here's the first of many stories of Unavenged Murder in the new series...

Unavenged !
http://www.jtrforums.com/showthread.php?p=97003#post97003

[Mike Covell]

To mark Valentines Day this year, I bought the wife Final Destination 4, and in return, she bought me Halloween 2 (2009).

Who says romance is dead!

[How Brown]

That ain't nothin' Mike.

Nina told me this morning after she saw the gifts I got for her ( I didn't forget that new shovel from Ace Hardware, as I think I mentioned it to you that she just wore her little self out with it on the recent snowfall), one of which was a box of candy that has nuts in it. She can't eat em...but guess who can ? Always thinking over here Mike.

She got a little irritated ( ???) and told me when I went to do her the favor and give her a kiss...that she had neurasthenia.

I laughed at her and told her that there was no evidence of her having anything in her past which would indicate any reason for claiming that complaint.

She admitted her wrongdoing and I gave her that kiss.