Week of March 01, 2010

[Debbie D]

Ok, well I don't have time to judge, but I know my fans depend on me to keep Howard occupied. So here is your pic! Have fun!:humble:

http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac287/HowieNina/Easter%202011/264155996_0c8712d478_o.jpg

[Nemo]

"That figure wasn't there when I took the picture on my mobile phone"


-Woman attacked by Darth Mauler

[Caroline Morris]

One for the Brits:

"Be afraid, be very afraid, my dear. I see the writing is on the wall and I'm about to go into my funny little "super meerkat versus supermercat" routine. There's no escape.

Simples."

[Chris G.]

The ICE QUEEN reemerges from THE DARK SIDE.

[Robert Linford]

No you idiot, you're supposed to hug the tree.

[Stephen Thomas]

You'll be alright for what I've told you

[String]

She's saying "If your hand goes near my t*ts"

[Caroline Morris]

"You see, madam, the perfect starter home: all mod cons, realistically priced, and conveniently situated in an ideal location with delightful views to the rear of the property. That's right love, you keep looking that way while I whip out me contracts."

From: Jack the Estate Agent Strikes Again by Luke Out & B. Wary

[Brad McGinnis]

Johnny Wier was noted for his outlandish skating garb, but which one is Johnny?

[Nemo]

Woman: "Is this really a Klingon cloaking device?"



Darth: "I like you, your hair matches my face"

[Debbie D]

I would like to nominate String or Nemo as a temporary Captionmeister. I think they would be good at letting Howard down with violins every week.:yo:

[How Brown]

Its sort of unfair for you to select two decent guys who might have trouble dealing with terrific and incisive humor on a level...rather, The level....that I provide on a weekly basis.

But hey, its their funeral.:juggle:

We do need a Judge for the captions...someone, oh I don't know since so many of you are bereft of humor and wittyine..wityne...being funny.

Volunteers ?

[Nemo]

I would like to nominate String or Nemo as a temporary Captionmeister. I think they would be good at letting Howard down with violins every week.:yo:


Thanks for the thought Deb

I'd like to help out but I don't think I've got the qualities to interpret some of the humour seen on these threads :crazy:

(got to be careful using that smiley)

I'll be a temp if you need one to catch up a bit but I would like to second the vote for String - lol

[String]

I heard my name being mentioned in dispatches, I'm willing to have a go but be aware I am very biased towards the fairer sex, totally unfair in my deliberations and wide open to bribery of all sorts.
Now where did I put those pictures of Howard when he was on the beach....

[Nemo]

:peace: Congratulations captionmeister!




Is that a light sabre in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

(to Darth not String)

[Debbie D]

I heard my name being mentioned in dispatches, I'm willing to have a go but be aware I am very biased towards the fairer sex, totally unfair in my deliberations and wide open to bribery of all sorts.
Now where did I put those pictures of Howard when he was on the beach....

Way to go String! Now wow us with your first picture....:shocked:

[String]

Thank you Debbie it will be hard to follow in your footsteps, I'll trawl the web and attempt to post the first one on Monday 15th.

[How Brown]

Whew !
Thank goodness the best possible alternative caption contest judge stepped up to bat.:rockon:
I was really worried that someone who could be bribed or schmoozed by sweet talk and promises of money would try to insinuate themselves. Fortunately, a man of impeckabil..impeckerab...good taste...is running the show while Debbie goes off for her leprosy treatment with Father Jim Jones in Guyana. Good luck with the growths on your thighs and twixt the cleavage, Debs.

Let 'em rip String...you Prince among mere mortal men.

[Chris G.]

I heard my name being mentioned in dispatches, I'm willing to have a go but be aware I am very biased towards the fairer sex, totally unfair in my deliberations and wide open to bribery of all sorts.
Now where did I put those pictures of Howard when he was on the beach....

Would those be the pictures that Howard tweeted to the student intern? :rolleyes:

[String]

Yes. Unfortunately the young girl is still incapacitated through laughing so much.