Week of March 15, 2010

[String]

Okay I know it's a day early but in case I don't get a chance tomorrow here goes.
BTW if any of my pics has been posted before let me know and I'll post another one ASAP.
So your best captions please in the categorys of ripper related, non-ripper related and having a go at Howard.

[How Brown]

:tea: You rule String.

"How...smack...many...smack...times....must I tell..smack...you...to....smack..not wear those boots....smack...at a holiday meal..smack ?

But Mama..ouch......its Spanksgiving !

[Debbie D]

Great grandma Brown assists in the removal of the world's first "atomic wedgie".:loco:

[Adam Went]

"But Mamma, I'm telling you, Rhynwick Williams did it!"

Cheers,
Adam.

[Caroline Morris]

Rob Clack snaps Liza helping Caz to get ready for the WS1888 Xmas bash.

[Sam Flynn]

JTR-related: The incident in Cutbush's childhood that sparked it all off.

Non-related: "Now, let's see... The front wheel of his lordship's velocipede comes to about this height, so - yes - he should be able to park it there nicely".

Most foul: "Are you sure that dangling a sugar-cube on the end of a cotton thread is going to lure the worms into the open?"

[String]

"Now if I catch you writing on that wall in Goulstons Street again I'll whip ya"

[How Brown]

The hell with makin' captions....String...you have anymore of these works of um, art ? They're sorta stimulating.
Yours,
Spanky

[String]

Thought that picture would perk you up Howard, next weeks is even better.

[Debbie D]

"...and you're going to <smack> keep getting spanked <smack> until you learn to <smack> stop <smack> wearing <smack> crotchless <smack> pants <smack> in Mitre <smack> Square!!!"

[Debbie D]

How watched on whilst anxiously awaiting his turn with crusty old Ms. Paddywack. He thought back to childhood when he was too young to appreciate the little things in life, like being spanked by middle aged women... something he was about to pay lots of money for today. :pound:

[Caroline Morris]

"Well there's no sign of it, Maud. You don't suppose that you misheard Percy when he said he lost his golf ball between the first and second holes?"

[Nemo]

Woman recreates the look on Joe Barnetts face after Kelly told him she's leaving him for a woman...

[Caroline Morris]

"Look here, Mother. I don't know why you think you're going to find a trace of Jack the Ripper up there. If I were to look up yours, I'd probably find the whole of H Division and Louis D's pony and cart!"

[How Brown]

My glasses are still fogged up over this highbrow caption. Finally ! Someone with an artiste's aesthete ! Viva String !





String...if you have more captions with hineys,please keep putting them up. I don't even care if I lose as long as I can see some nice kugel...

[String]

"PUSH!"
"That cocaine has got to be up there somewhere!"

[Debbie D]

Ripperologists are shocked to find out that JtR didn't really exist and that the Whitchapel murders were actually the result of "pull my finger" jokes gone terribly wrong. :horn:

[String]

Ok we have a result. Thanks for all the captions.

RIPPER
:first: Nemo "Woman recreates the look on Joe Barnetts..."
:second: Sam "The incident in Cutbush's childhood that sparked it all off."
:second: Adam "But Mamma, I'm telling you, Rhynwick Williams did it!"
:third: Debbie "...and you're going to <smack> keep getting spanked <smack> until you learn to ..."

NON RIPPER
:first: Caroline "Well there's no sign of it, Maud....."
:second: Sam "Now, let's see... "The front wheel of his lordship's..."
:third: Caroline: "Rob Clack snaps Liza helping Caz..."

BROWN
:first: Debbie "Great grandma Brown assists in the removal...."

Has to be violin for Howards pathetic attempt, even though he pays my wages.
:violin:

[How Brown]

Same old same old eh?
May you develop a case of chronic gleet, String.

[Nemo]

Yeeha!

Thanks String

It's not a fix - honest