Week of March 22, 2010

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Ok sorry How no hienies this week, maybe next week ;)
Give us your best efforts for this weeks picture in the categories ripper, non ripper and Howard (he couldn't win an argument) Brown:

[How Brown]

"But..but...madam....I came here to give your dog a bone !"

[How Brown]

"Mademoiselle...please ! Roll down my pant leg...its cold in this joint !

[Adam Went]

"Is that a rolled up copy of Der Arbeter Fraint in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Cheers,
Adam. :tongue1:

[Robert Linford]

Hughes Hallett at it again.

[Debbie D]

RIPPER RELATED:
Here we see the Victorian version of Three's Company sitcom "Threesome Company" that never made it... Starring prostitutes Mary, Polly and their wacky dossmate Jack T"Ripper". A Threeseom Company spinoff "Charles No Longer In Charge", also failed miserably

:whoo:Come on Howard, beat THAT one! The violin... Oh yes it will be mine!:whoo:


(((Now that I think about it, Jack T"Ripper" would be a good suspect. He lives with two ditzy, overbearing women, he pretends he is gay, and he is a chef which would give him the butcher skills! ha ha)))

[Caroline Morris]

"If I pay you well, Tottie, will you take my little willy out and kiss him?"

"If you pay me well enough, Sir, I'll do more than that. I'll give your Little Willy a bath, take him for walkies, feed him sausages and let the kiddies throw sticks for him."

[String]

"I thought you said you wanted a doggie"

[Stephen Thomas]

Brown (wishful thinking) related

Control yourself Ms Morris......I'm a happily married man

[Roy Corduroy]

Mark Twain goes to France and learns the meaning of Menage a Twa

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[admin tim]

"You wait here and I'll bring the etchings down."

[How Brown]

String:

Did you get a chance to see my caption ( the second post) ?

[String]

Yes I did.:yawn:

[WRITEFX]

The loser of the Whitechapel 'What not to wear' contest was relieved she hadn't taken her floozie sister's advice and worn the prize-winning sleeveless dress instead of her imaginative crinoline table with bottle of wine ensemble. She really didn't fancy 'receiving her prize' from the judge, How Brown.

[Nemo]

Maid: "Where should I leave the finger-bowl, Sir?"


Maid: "Cream-pie?"
Lady: "Don't be disgusting..."



Lady: "That was fantastic - Now where's that pearl necklace you promised me?"

[Tom_Wescott]

"I was inviting the dog up on my lap, but this will do quite nicely."

[Caroline Morris]

"These London brothels really are hopeless. I order a pretty boy and they give me a handsome woman. Call me a cab, I'm off to America via France."

From: Not the First American Queen by Polly Tickly-Incorrect

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Woman with bowl "Florrie I was just looking out the window onto Goulston street when I seen that young scamp Howard Brown writing on the wall again."

Other woman "Was he with that much older boy Robert Linford"

"Yes dear"

Man "Madam put that away I only called to collect money for the church roof"

[String]

Great captions this week folks, so here are the results in a particular order:

NON RIPPER:
:first: Caroline "If I pay you well, Tottie..."
:first: Adam "Is that a rolled up copy of Der Arbeter Fraint..."
:second: Howard "But..but...madam....I came here...
:second: Nemo "Maid: "Where should I leave the finger-bowl, Sir?"
:third: Tom "I was inviting the dog up on my lap..."
:third: Writefx "The loser of the Whitechapel 'What not to wear'..."

RIPPER
:first: Debbie "Here we see the Victorian version of Three's Company sitcom.."

BROWN RELATED
:first: Stephen "Control yourself Ms Morris......I'm a happily married man.."

[How Brown]

Oh...I see.
Another crooked caption judge on the premises. Just like the other one whatshername.

Thanks for the second place trophy String.:mmph: