Week of March 29, 2010

[String]

Ok especially for Mr Brown, remember he asked for it, and boy is he asking for it:

[Caroline Morris]

Not even the threat of train strikes and a sizzling hot summer could stop the hardier members of the Whitechapel Society getting to this year's meetings.

[String]

The annual meeting of the Howard Brown ex girlfriends club has their fundraiser.
Unfortunately the man himself, Howard Brown, could not attend due to severe nervous exhaustion.

[How Brown]

String...I take back what I said on the March 22nd caption thread. I apologize. You are a class act and not a crook like Dob..whatever her name is.

I have that caption too....mine is a Gif file and I can be caught on many a wee hour in the morning just...looking...at it.


My entry, now that my glasses are unfogged up.

East End prosses ain't what they used to be. No sirree String.
These girls put a new meaning into "peddling" ( pedaling) their hineys around town.

[Stephen Thomas]

Non Ripper or Brown related

Round one of the Tiger Woods bicycle selection process begins.

[How Brown]

Its a dream really....a dream that a guy has once in a while...like every 30 minutes or so...where he envisions all the Ripper ladies rushing out to Heathrow Airport ( Barely the time to realize they was nude...or naked) to escort me...this dreamer...this able guy... to the next London Ripper Conference...

We could call it...together, you girls and I.... The Miracle On The Tarmac.

[Adam Went]

So now we know what Queen's lyrics meant when they said "I want to ride my bicycle...."

NEWSFLASH: The International Olympic Committee have invented an Olympic sport which is actually remotely interesting.....

Cheers,
Adam. :cool:

[tel]

How quickly set up his stand - selling chain oil and puncture repair kits.

[How Brown]

Looky ! Its the Telesaurus Rex back in action !
Glad to see your old dinosaur ass back on the boards,Tel;)

[Cris Malone]

Dang,
That one girl's nekked as a jaybird!

At least the others are covering up their...

their...

hemorrhoids, maybe?

[How Brown]

Crsi:

Didn't JFK say..."Ass not what youse can do for your country..." ?
Well these primo ladies are doin' just that.
Its like a sauna room over here...these girls..those heinies...oy vey ist meir !

[Cris Malone]

How,

Are you sure he said "country" or might have left the "o" out. I think we need the written transcripts. The only proper way to evaluate evidence you know.

See, this Ripper stuff is ruining me.

[Debbie D]

BROWN RELATED:
14 year old Howie finally got his dream job as a towel boy for Girls Gone Wild, but just as quickly as he was hired, he was fired for refusing to pass out the towels.

[Debbie D]

BROWN RELATED:
Howard tried in vain to keep up behind the girls while singing "...Life would be oh so sweet, if I was a bicycle seat! Ride, ride little cheeks. Sit on me I'm a bicycle seat!", but as usual it was another predictable failure in a lifetime of disappointments.

[Debbie D]

BROWN RELATED:
After the fatal epic chase involving Howard and the Ladies Bicycle League, the town council voted unanimously in favor of erecting this new traffic sign to warn future motorist and pedestrians of the impending doom...

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[Caroline Morris]

Brown Related:

There are a few great clues to How's favourite record apparent in this photo.

It is of course The Push-Bike Thong.

The photographer, from Flash Bang Wallop studios, was completely taken in by How'th thtrictly thtrategic lithp.

[How Brown]

Who woke DD up ?
Good ones Caz & Cris.

[tel]

'You gonna win this race How?'
'You mean get out in front and lead the pack? HELL NO!'

[Robert Linford]

An angry Nina knits every rider a yellow jersey.

[tel]

'ullo. 'ullo, 'ullo - yer all nicked - not a single stack 'at among the lot of yerz!

[Caroline Morris]

Brown Related:

How was about to put his masterplan into action. Having been up at the crack of dawn, buying up all the local supplies, he cleared his throat and called out:

"Free sunblock - rubbed in while you wait"

and spent the next three hours up at the crack of Dawn and Sue and Linda and Mandy and...

[Debbie D]

The ladies of the vigilance committee tried everything to lure out JTR but as we already know, he was content to stay hidden in the cracks. :pound:

[String]

Girl at the back "Are you sure there are none left Mr Brown?"

[How Brown]

Ya know String...I wonder if the guy who took that photograph had 5 or 6 heart attacks like I've been having every time I look at the 36 X 60 life size wall poster I have on every door in my house ?
Just wonderin' over here.............

[String]

He probably did How.
I'm glad Nina appreciates the artistic merits of the picture the way we do How.
Talking of pictures it has been a very tough job getting these pictures for the contest, sitting for hours and hours (cough) evaluating all these pictures.
In fact the wife was shouting, sorry saying that I was very dedicated to the task. It's a tough job but the pay's good. I promise to have more artistic pictures down the line but for the sake of our blood pressures we might have something a little less provocative next week.

[admin tim]

To his pleasant surprise, Howard found that he had mistakenly understood members of the Swedish bikini team to be cycling buffs.

P.S. String old bean, did you get the future contest image I had sent you?

[How Brown]

"I'm glad Nina appreciates the artistic merits of the picture the way we do How. -String The Greatest as he's known in Ireland & on Rochelle Avenue.

You've gotta be kidding String to think I'd allow Nina to even come near me when I'm looking at these fantastic works of art, these...these...splendid examples of the LVP ( Lady Velocipede Performers ) at its hinest, er, finest.

[WRITEFX]

Unfortunately How misunderstood the instructions for his birthday treat and was down the agricultural store trying to buy a sickle, whilst everyone one else was down the track enjoying the view.

[String]

Great response this week.
Thanks for the many great entries, if you'll pardon the expression.
The results are as follows:
NON-RIPPER
:first: Stephen "Round one of the Tiger Woods bicycle selection process.."
:second: "NEWSFLASH: The International Olympic Committee..."
:third: "Dang, That one girl's nekked as a jaybird!.."

RIPPER
:first: Caroline "Not even the threat of train strikes and a sizzling hot..."
:second: Howard "Its a dream really....a dream that a guy has once in a.."
:second: Debbie "The ladies of the vigilance committee tried everything..."

For some reason we got a lot of Brown related captions this week:

:first: Caroline "How was about to put his masterplan into action..."
:second: Robert "An angry Nina knits every rider a yellow jersey."
:second: Debbie "14 year old Howie finally got his dream job as...."
:second: Tel "How quickly set up his stand - selling chain oil and..."

[How Brown]

String:

Don't be surprised if you don't get the envelope in the mail this week.
How in the fu#! did you overlook the first caption entry ?