Week of April 5, 2010

[String]

You best captions in the Ripper, Non-ripper and Brown categories, special prize for the first to tell me which movie this is from:

[How Brown]

String...two things.
1. You just scared the living hell outta me.
2. Where's all the hineys ?

As soon as I get my heart rate back down to normal...you'll get my winning entry.

[Robert Linford]

"Carry On Screaming."

[How Brown]

Yuban Jackinoff, little known Ripper suspect incarcerated at the Harry Palmer Mental Institution

[Robert Linford]

Here we see the damage when Howard reached for the bookshelf and his entire Playboy magazine collection fell on top of his head.

[admin tim]

Photo excerpted from Karen Trenouth's 3rd book, which names Wolfman Jack as the Ripper.

[String]

Ah nothing like settling old scores and doing captions at the same time.

Well done Robert, you can redeem your voucher with Howard (good luck).

[Adam Went]

It was decided that a better shooting location was needed for the Bigfoot video.

The Hermann Munster - Austin Powers hybrid proved an unsuccessful combination.

Cheers,
Adam. :becky:

[Stephen Thomas]

"Carry On Screaming."

Oohh, Fenella Fielding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36m2jLl0Me4&feature=related

[Debbie D]

Caption Riddle:

Q: What's the difference between How Brown and Bigfoot?

A: One is covered with matted hair, smells awful, and plays violin. The other has big feet

[Robert Linford]

And of course, there's....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0oM0FwGUo&feature=related

[String]

After Howard has a day out with the lads, Nina has second thoughts.

[admin tim]

Contrary to what Howard had always heard, it wasn't his palms that turned hairy.

[Robert Linford]

At last, a pic of the man whom Lawende saw, about whom he said that he wouldn't recognise him again.

[Stephen Thomas]

Contrary to what Howard had always heard, it wasn't his palms that turned hairy.

Nice one Mr M.

Recently Howard got very upset when he heard how much sperm donors got paid and realised that millions of dollars had slipped through his fingers

[Robert Linford]

Might also explain why he's perpetually tight-fisted.

[Debbie D]

Ripper Related:

Even the Werewolves of London couldn't sniff out Jack the Ripper.

[String]

At last bigfoot has been added to the list of ridiculous ripper suspects.

[Nemo]

...and when I finally landed it, it was this big!


I've finished another uterus - can you help me wind the wool up?


PC Thick's bloodhound disguise wasn't very effective...


I used to think I was a wolf, but I'm alright nooooooooowwww!


I only dress up like this once in a blue moon...

[Caroline Morris]

"I may look like a real odd bod now, in 1966. But give it another ten years and you won't know me from the average male north of Watford - in other words I'll be the image of Peter Sutcliffe."

[tel]

Hutchinson's description of the mystery man got wilder as time passed.

[tel]

How took up the violin shortly after his bagpipes exploded.

[Nemo]

Where did you get the cough cure from? Tumblety! - Oh feck!



Meet the inventor of the giant invisible burrito...

[String]

Ok some good entries this week again so here are the results of the UK jury:

RIPPER
:first: Robert "At last, a pic of the man whom Lawende saw..."
:second: Tel "Hutchinson's description of the mystery man got wilder..."
:second: Howard "Yuban Jackinoff, little known Ripper suspect..."
:third: Nemo "Where did you get the cough cure from?..."
:third: Debbie "Even the Werewolves of London..."

NON-RIPPER
:first: Nemo "I used to think I was a wolf..."
:second: Caroline "I may look like a real odd bod now, in 1966..."
:third: Admin "Photo excerpted from Karen Trenouth's..."

HOWARD RELATED
:first: Stephen "Recently Howard got very upset when he heard how..."
:second: Debbie "Q: What's the difference between How Brown and..."

[How Brown]

Jesus H !
I got beat out by two guys pushing triple digits !:ohwell:

.....but at least I beat Debbie.

Thanks String !:bowdown:

[Nemo]

Best Judge: String :first:


Thanks String ! :thumbsupbud: