Week of April 12, 2010

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Have to disappoint you again Howard but no bums this week again.
Thanks for the photo contributions, all are welcome.
So here's this week picture, and movie quiz again.
Which famous or infamous movie is this picture from?

[Scott Nelson]

ZEITGEIST!!!

[How Brown]

Yea,verily after they supped on fish,cauliflower,beans, and broccoli....Jesus ripped one which sent the disciples reeling.
---How 4:12

[Robert Linford]

"OK, so you can bend spoons. A guy 2000 years from now will be bending spoons and forks."

[How Brown]

"Yea verily, and upon completion of the meal, wine,and a nice cheese babka made by Mrs.Peter, Tel the 13th Disciple and Oracle of The Outback, bolted on his mule and left the other 13 with the bill...."
How 4:16

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"Where the hell did Judas get the money for all this?"

[String]

ZEITGEIST!!!

Nearly but not the one I had in mind.

[Robert Linford]

An elementary error by the artist : they didn't have TV in those days.

[How Brown]

....or three legs,either.
Dig the third dude's feet from the left.

[String]

I must admit it does look like a woman beside Jesus.

[How Brown]

It also looks like Pepe & JoJo Rabinowitz on the right....the two headed circus act brought in from Tel Aviv to entertain the Nailed One.:cool:

[Adam Went]

Mary Magdalene was clearly uninspired by Jesus's attempt at making food appear on the table. The rest simply knew better than to piss the man off.

Cheers,
Adam.

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Much nudging, whispering and laughing in the background.
The noise gets less as Jesus raises his hands and shouts
"Hey waiter send us in another couple of jugs of water".

[Caroline Morris]

"Well we now know why they call him Cheeses of Nazareth. Christ, he stinks to high heaven!"

[Caroline Morris]

"That's right, my friends. Keep your hands above the table where I can see them. Anyone doing a Kosminski is going straight to hell in a handcart."

[Caroline Morris]

"Which one of you bastards stole my Easter egg?"

[Robert Linford]

Ok folks, place your bets. Rien ne va plus...

[Robert Linford]

"And verily I say unto you, when I am resurrected, take ye my shroud and preserve it, for it will be a light unto the faithful, yea even two thousand years hence."

"But master, two thousand years hence, how will men know that thy shroud cometh from thy time?"

"I say unto you, it will have Howard Brown's fingerprints on it."

[Stephen Thomas]

Oh dear, beaten to it by Howard. The shame of it :flame:

However, in the interests of brevity and succinctness and snappiness and happiness and errr, using less words, the caption should be....

Guess Who Just Farted?

ps Just noticed that them geezers look like my avatar

[Jon Simons]

"I`m not the Messiah"!!!

[Jon Simons]

Ripper related: Jesus always slept in the middle, cos when the Deputy Keeper of the Lodging House came down to the kitchen in the morning and cut the rope...

[How Brown]

"C'mon J-man, you can do it....think !...thats it...a little more...a little more....you can do it...levitate the damned plate !!!...oh you guys shoulda seen him in Vegas last week with the chariot and the three fat Egyptian broads...me n' Saul had front row... whatta performer.......thats it J..you can do it, schmul....you can do it...!"

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"When does the girl get here?"
"We've the chair set up all ready for her."

[Caroline Morris]

"Forgive me, Lord, for I have sinned. I had my wicked way with six virgins last night. What punishment will I get?"

"Go and sin no more, and God will be merciful."

"Forgive me, Lord, but that's not all. What will I get for oral sex?"

"Two cans of Coke and a Mars bar, just like last week."

[Robert Linford]

Following on from Caz's Easter egg joke :

We can't have supper, we're 13 at table. That's unlucky.

Ripperologists thought that Adam Wood's choice of conference venue was a trifle odd. They were miles from Whitechapel. But on the upside, the wine flowed like water.

[tel]

Wadda we want?

PORK CHOPS!

When do we want 'em

NOW!

[Debbie D]

Ripper Related:
The complimentary continental breakfasts at the dos house were never worth writing home about.

[Chris G.]

Oh, no, not another one of those reality TV shows. :rolleyes:

[Debbie D]

Oh, no, not another one of those reality TV shows. :rolleyes:

Sorry Jesus, the tribe has spoken. You've been voted off the island.:whistle:

[String]

Okay,thanks for all the great captions this week here are the winners and losers.

NON-RIPPER
:first: Robert "OK, so you can bend spoons. A guy 2000 years from now..."
:first: Jon "I`m not the Messiah"!!!"
:second: Howard "C'mon J-man, you can do it....think !...thats it...a little..."
:third: Tel "Wadda we want?..."
:third: Robert "Ok folks, place your bets. Rien ne va plus..."

Very difficult this week:
RIPPER
:first: Debbie "The complimentary continental breakfasts..."
:second: Jon "Jesus always slept in the middle, cos..."
:Third: Caroline ""That's right, my friends. Keep your hands above the table..."

The movie I was thinking about was of course the Da Vinci Code.

[How Brown]

Try judging the captions when you can spare 10 minutes of sobriety this coming weekend,String. Third place is not a good place for me to be in as I sign the check made out to the order of "Caption Judge".

Way to go Robert and Jon...great captions,rah rah rah.

[tel]

Oh? I thought the cheque this week must 'ave been bigger than usual.

[admin tim]

I've still got the check he gave me 3 years ago that was drawn on the East Bank of the Allegheny.

[tel]

.. and immediately ran aground on the West bank?

[String]

I don't know why you lot are having a go at Howard with careful stewardship and willpower I'm going to save up all the cheques and buy one of these:


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2775/4533651857_572649cba2_o.jpg

[tel]

... time you've saved up enough out of How's bribes you'll be to old to chew 'em.

[String]

Forgot to say, I've PM'ed you my account details Howard, I didn't know you had an Uncle in the Nigerian Army.

[How Brown]

String:

Yeah, I musta forgot to tell you.
I also have a nephew on the Nigerian Olympic track team...bright fellow too.
He's a javelin catcher.

Tel..

Moses left me an email for you... Your high school reunion is on June 1st,not June 8th.