Week of May 10, 2010

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This weeks caption picture follows. Your best caption in the following categories are requested, Ripper related, Non-ripper related and Howard Brown related:

[How Brown]

At the Covenical 8 Reunion, the gals listened intently to "Brimstone" Poll's ( at far right )recollections of the fumbling attempt by D'onston to assault and make an attempt to eviscerate her in the alley behind the local tappy, The Eye Of Newt.

"So he sez, he sez in this phony baritone voice..."I've come to serve Satan...and to take your uterus !"

So I sez, ha,you can have it ya prick. Mine ain't seen any action since Charlemagne... and reached in, pulled mine out...and tossed it right at him...

[Mike Covell]

Ripper
The SuSu woman plotted Robert D'Onston Stephenson's downfall.

Non Ripper
The Labour Party resorted to desperate measures!

Howard
Despite utilising the Witches Sabat, the violins still kept coming!

[Stephen Thomas]

Exciting news, ladies. Our next guest speakers are Sam Flynn and Bob Hinton.

[tel]

Bugger the eels - when How gets a serving with our 'ats he'll be wishing for eels.

[Adam Went]

The Rolling Stones fan club were in full force party mode last night.

"This really is a fantastic gingerbread house, sister...."

Cheers,
Adam. :peace:

[tel]

The Philadelphia Space Program was going well, until How took over the design of the rockets.

[Caroline Morris]

I give up. Which one's meant to be Abberline?

[Caroline Morris]

Witches' brew - ha ha

[Caroline Morris]

"So he said to me: 'Does you head go right to the top of your hat, old crone?'

And I said to him: 'Does your brain go right to the top of your shorts, Mr. Brown?'"

[Caroline Morris]

The Witchchapel Society meetings saw a marked increase in facial hair and warts among the members thanks to a deliberate misspelling in the first line of this caption.

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The International mother-in-law society has it's 1254th general meeting.
Subjects under discussion include:
Why he will never be good enough for my daughter.
Why she will never be good enough for my son.
Why he will never be good enough for my son.
Workshops include:
How to interfere in your grandchilds upbringing and the best places to hide the gin bottle.

[Cris Malone]

The Coneheads' new Folgers commercial.

The Whitechapel Vigilance committee after taking the advice of their featured speaker, D'Onston Stephenson.

Obama's new prospects for the U.S. Supreme Court.

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"When does the male stripper arrive"

[Nemo]

Surely more than two of you can do it - try again, "Wingardium Leviosa!"



"Where's Hazel?"



"I'm going inside for a spell..."



"The men are trying to raise Lucifer over there...what a load of Warlocks"



"This beer is lovely, what is it?"
"Crone-enburg"

[Debbie D]

BROWN RELATED

Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

A can of beans, a gallon of gin
A string from a screechy violin

Bad captions written late at night
Bad gas & drunken stupors, O' what a fright!

We take his beans, we take his gin
But most of all we hide the PENS!

POOF!!!!

[Stephen Thomas]

BROWN RELATED


POOF!!!!

You're not too au fait with English slang are you Debbie?

And I hope Howard isn't either for your sake.

[tel]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Debbie D]

You're not too au fait with English slang are you Debbie?

And I hope Howard isn't either for your sake.

Poof was supposed to mean "poof ... it's gone". I don't know the slang you speak of but I'm sure somone here will enlighten me. :noidea:

Maybe next time a "shazam" or an "abra cadabra"????

[How Brown]

Debbie:

Poof in Britain means "An Australian who is known to go walkabout, has an unhealthy fetish for eels, and whose initials are "T-e-l".

Poof over here means " a cloud of smoke and its gone".

That was a pretty damned good caption, even though you're a woman.

Yours.
Swishy

[tel]

Well, it could mean that if you were a judge bribing rat scoffer from Philly, but usually it means this .....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poof

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Philadelphia witches correspondence course video number 2.
Section 3 Voodoo
The construction and use of voodoo dolls.
"Now we have our doll that we already prepared in section 2"
"We take this snake like object, which actually represents and eel and shove it..."

[String]

"You know Mabel I don't think I suit black"

"Does my nose and chin look big in this?"

[WRITEFX]

After the manager of The Miracle Anti-Aging Tea Company had seen this photographic evidence to the failure of his brew, he resigned and is currently employed as a ghost writer for Howard Brown.

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As usual a nice selection of good and and not so good (H Brown) captions.

RIPPER RELATED
:first: Caroline "I give up. Which one's meant to be Abberline?"
:second: Cris "The Whitechapel Vigilance committee after taking the advice..."

NON-RIPPER
:first: Adam "The Rolling Stones fan club were in full force party mode..."
:second: Nemo "Surely more than two of you can do it - try again..."
:third: Mike "The Labour Party resorted to desperate measures!..."

BROWN RELATED
:first: Debbie (mostly for calling How a poof) "Double double toil and trouble.."
:second: Writefx "After the manager of The Miracle Anti-Aging Tea..."

:violin: Howard for his terrible British accent, on a par with Dick Van Dyke.

[Nemo]

Thanks again String!

I wonder if any of those were the women who cursed Hitler

[Phil Carter]

A meeting of the Janie Jones Society, perchance?