Week of May 24, 2010

[String]

Okay another week another very small cheque. Ripper related, Non-ripper related and Howard Brown related captions for this picture please.

[How Brown]

You ain't gonna believe this String....but I was going to pm you and ask you to put a caption up with nipples in it. No kidding...

[String]

Judges worry that the the knobbly knees competition at Butlins has gotten a bit too competitive.

[Stephen Thomas]

TAXI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tel]

The well known nipple fancier from Philadelphia was sadly disappointed.

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper Related:

Mrs Long: Could you ask the men to face the other way? I need to see which one looks most foreign from the back.

[Caroline Morris]

Make the most of the view from 2004. Today they'll all look six years sillier.

[Phil Carter]

Okay another week another very small cheque. Ripper related, Non-ripper related and Howard Brown related captions for this picture please.

The Seaside Home line-up Parade, discovered in a photo album found in a disused corner of the cellar of The Black Museum, reputedly sent in anonymously many years previously by a member of the quasi-religious "2004 club".

Interestingly, written in two different shades of pencil on the back of the photo are the words..

"Sir Robert Anderson made his final judgement from this photo. DSS"


from left to right...

...I.M.A.Bobby............William A.Bong........ A.Kosminski........Phil McCavity

(Special Branch) (Australian Special Branch) (Polish Jew) (Irish Police Dental Surgeon)


best wishes

Phil

[Caroline Morris]

You ain't gonna believe this String....but I was going to pm you and ask you to put a caption up with nipples in it. No kidding...

Allow me then, How. I'm more than happy to oblige. Are you sitting comfortably? Wait for it...








Nipples


There you are - your very own caption with nipples in it.

And it wasn't funny, so it could have been written by you. :whistle:

[How Brown]

Whattaway to break a guy's heart,Caz.

Hey ! I just caught that last line !!!

[WRITEFX]

In London's East End, the local tanning salon is being sued by a White Chap(el) who didn't think he got his money's worth.

[Adam Went]

"Fellas, you might have a six pack, but I've got an entire keg!"

Cheers,
Adam.

[gjcab09]

"Yusef acquires a new-found respect for Samuel Colt"






Regards

Rod

[Nemo]

Product recall, 1 in 4 Terminators faulty...



3 men disqualified from the Albino Mr Universe contest



Don't do drugs and steroids, try the natural look


(Bit sick this one)

************** (censored)

No- I can't bring myself to post it - lol, but it involved Joe Fritzl...

[How Brown]

Guess who's gonna be tossing the salad ( with grape jelly this time !!!) after his fellow prison cellmates get finished oiling up ?

Thats right. Skinny Timmy Mosley (Texas albino & underdeveloped geek of legend)

[String]

Skinny guy:
"Officer you know I don't think this line up is totally fair".

[tel]

After he'd eaten the moth, How really stood out in the crowd.

[String]

Thanks for the captions, here are the results of the String jury:

RIPPER
:first: Phil "The Seaside Home line-up Parade, discovered in a photo album..."
:second: Caroline "Mrs Long: Could you ask the men to face..."

NON-RIPPER
:first: How "Guess who's gonna be tossing the salad..."
:second: Writefx "In London's East End, the local tanning salon..."
:third: Stephen "TAXI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

HOWARD BROWN RELATED
:first: tel "The well known nipple fancier from Philadelphia was sadly..."

[How Brown]

Well, well, well....looks like the mail got through.

Nice caption String and even nicer selection for Non Ripper related winner.

[tel]

Hmmm ... you must be using real money for your bribes now eh?

[How Brown]

Shh....Tel !!!
String will c-a-t-c-h o-n a-n-d- t-h-e-n- I w-i-l-l- h-a-v-e- t-o s-e-n-d greenbacks.

[Phil Carter]

Thanks for the captions, here are the results of the String jury:

RIPPER
:first: Phil "The Seaside Home line-up Parade, discovered in a photo album..."
:second: Caroline "Mrs Long: Could you ask the men to face..."

NON-RIPPER
:first: How "Guess who's gonna be tossing the salad..."
:second: Writefx "In London's East End, the local tanning salon..."
:third: Stephen "TAXI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

HOWARD BROWN RELATED
:first: tel "The well known nipple fancier from Philadelphia was sadly..."

I bow, and thanking in a humble fashion, smile quietly and retreat back into the shadows... :peep:

best wishes

Phil