Week of May 31, 2010

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Ok getting into summer now, I hope England do better in the World cup than they did at Eurovison. I don't really.
So best captions in the categories of Ripper, Non-ripper and Howard Brown:

[How Brown]

Bracelets over... playtex gloves ? Gadzooks !!!

[Caroline Morris]

"Why do you think I'm sitting so uncomfortably, Bertha? First you dropped hints by playing with your ring finger. And then, when I obliged by kneeling before you, you misconstrued what I was proposing and assaulted my person, muttering something about the good ship Titan Uranus."

"Er, not Bertha, I'm afraid Mr Brown. The name's Bert, and I understood that you hired me from 'LadyBoyz R Us'."

"Bugger it."

"That'll be extra, Sir."

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper related:

I give up. Which one's meant to be Abberline?

(Well it worked last time.)

[admin tim]

Karen's discovery of a hitherto unknown Mary Kelly/Joe Barnett photograph in Sudbury's public library was the inspiration for her third book - Masons, Merde, and Moi.

[Stephen Thomas]

OK I've got you the rubber gloves, now get all that washing-up done

[Stephen Thomas]

Howard wasn't looking forward to his anal examination

[How Brown]

Howard wasn't looking forward to his anal examination -ST

Ooooooooh...and then again, maybe he was !!!! :tape2:

[tel]

The 'Kellogs Corn Flakes' written on How's badge gave the game away!

[Roy Corduroy]

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

the good ship Titan Uranus

Singing caption :violin:


Titan Uranus
And pull up your socks
Come to the Cabaret...


:second:

:croc:

[Adam Went]

"What do you mean my hair looks stupid? Brill hasn't been invented yet, alright!"

"I suppose the camera has poison in it as well, Severin?"

Cheers,
Adam.

[Simon Wood]

"Why are you sitting like that, Edward?"

"I just let one rip, m'dear."

[tel]

How's hairdresser was found floating face down in the Thames.

[Caroline Morris]

Howard wasn't looking forward to his anal examination -ST

Ooooooooh...and then again, maybe he was !!!! :tape2:

I think you'll find the unsinkable Mr Brown already had it when that photo was taken. See #3. :)

Also, I've just heard from Bert, who says he wasn't muttering anything about the good ship Titan Uranus and advises Mr Brown to avail himself of an ear trumpet. What he actually said was: a good shi* tightens your... :brick:

[ferret]

'Gottle of Geer' QUICK!!! hopefully the applause will cover the fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!.....(Oooooh Gawd where's Mouth Open Smile thingy?)

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Man and woman talking quietly out of the corner of thier mouths.
Man "That was a close one last night"
Woman "Don't worry yourself we didn't get caught"
Woman "What's that you were doing when we met?"
Man "I got bored and started scribbling on the wall"
Man looks around slightly. "Jesus you're still wearing the rubber gloves!"
"Still got the rubber knickers on too?"

[gjcab09]

"I'll relinquish neither my seat, nor my cigar, Dearest One, I am a gentleman!

[Phil Carter]

"I have drawn your scented acid-bath for you...it will do wonders for your back problem dear, you will soon loosen up...."

best wishes

Phil

[Nemo]

"I've just mixed up 5 gallon of iron gall ink in the bathtub. Now what are we going to do with it?"




"Did you take my letter Dear?"
"No, I'm not good 'enough to post it until I get this ink off my hands"

[String]

Ok, thanks for the captions and now for the results you have been waiting for, or not.

RIPPER RELATED
:first: Caroline (it worked again) "I give up. Which one's meant to be..."
:second: Admin "Karen's discovery of a hitherto unknown Mary Kelly..."

NON-RIPPER
:first: Phil "I have drawn your scented acid-bath for you..."
:second: Nemo "I've just mixed up 5 gallon of iron gall ink in the bathtub..."
:third: "Why are you sitting like that, Edward?"
:third: ferret "'Gottle of Geer' QUICK!!! hopefully the applause will..."

HOWARD BROWN RELATED (imagine being related to Howard Brown? anyway)
:first: Stephen "Howard wasn't looking forward to his anal examination..."
:second: Tel "The 'Kellogs Corn Flakes' written on How's badge gave..."

:violin: Howard, at least you should make an attempt, I can't fix it if you don't even enter.

[How Brown]

String:

I was intoxicated the entire week. I apologize for mishink the contest,buddy.

[WRITEFX]

String:

I was intoxicated the entire week. I apologize for mishink the contest,buddy.


I must have been drunk too as I completely forgot about entering

[String]

Well this weeks picture will sober you up.

[Nemo]

Thanks String!

I like how the "iron gall ink" diary reference appears in the non-Ripper section