Week of June 14, 2010

[String]

Ok another contest folks, Howards cheque bounced (again) so you are all in with a chance. Best captions in the categories or ripper, non-ripper and Howard Brown:

[Jon Simons]

Mary: Go on, Joe, can they stay just one more night?

Joe: Oh, alright. Just one more night.

[Robert Linford]

Typical females. What's the point of starting a game of scrabble and then having a pillow fight? The board will be wrecked.:mad:

[How Brown]

Non-Ripper

The girls erupted in glee as How intentionally misspelled "cow" in the 1st Annual Strip Scrabble Championship... held in my bedroom.
(I'll risk a brick to the head with that one....)

Ripper related

The Rochelle Avenue Wayward, Dissolute, and Stacked Women's Refuge and Lodging House...

[Adam Went]

Just another average night at the Went household.

Unbelievably, Howard's old pick-up line "How would you like to come back to my room....and play a little Scrabble?" actually worked.

Cheers,
Adam.

[How Brown]

Ha ha !! I just got smacked Adam...I got caught staring at the caption by the Commandant over here.

[Cris Malone]

Right now ( especially after last week) I'm speechless... just keep wanting to pull that little bow on the one in pink.

[How Brown]

Cris:

Umm...check out the girl on the right in the black outfit.
See sumthin ? Rhymes with ripple.

[Cris Malone]

LOL... Well, at least its where its supposed to be.

Now... flashback... Picture the ladies from last week dressed like that. The one in the middle would still look like Geronimo in a loincloth.

[How Brown]

These posts are being made while you know who is trying to reach the beach over here. I must have been hit 20 times tonight.

Yeah....funny that of that entire room, that one spot caught my good eye.

The other eye has a shiner.

Send icepacks.

[tel]

There was heated debate over How's triple word score.

[tel]

And if that thing How has been ogling does indeed rhyme with ripple, then that lass is badly deformed - personally I think it rhymes with dimple.

[String]

"Howard, Howard, HOWARD!"
"Stop daydreaming, pillow for 23 points."

[Robert Linford]

"They're bolsters, I tell you."

[Caroline Morris]

How Brown grasped his cue with both hands but didn't know whether to go for the pink, the blue or the black.

Mind you, he can hardly be blamed for mistaking the scene for a snooker table. He'd never seen Caz, Suzi & Liza coming to blows over a Scrabble board before.

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper Revisionist-Related:

Martha, Polly and Annie enjoying a typical girls' night in - 50s-style.

(For the 2010 version see last week's photo.)

[Robert Linford]

The reason How isn't in this pic is, he figured that with a pillow fight going on, a frail old guy like him might end up getting smothered. He thought the pillows might be dangerous, too.

[m_w_r]

"Listen, I let you have nise. But kidne definitely isn't right."

[Robert Linford]

Here the ladies demonstrate the latest invention for a bouncier figure : Howard Brown cheque implants.

[Caroline Morris]

Coffee time puzzle for How Brown (and anyone else who finds Scrabble too hard):

How many dirty pillows can you identify in this picture?

[tel]

Pillows? There's pillows in the picture?

[Robert Linford]

Tel, of course there are. They're those soft things that a bloke can lay his head on and - er - yes, pillows.

Caz - three?

[How Brown]

I see Mark Ripper had to enter with a decent caption.
Great. Make my life tougher,why doncha ?


Caz....I see 9 pillows, three in pillowcases, six in rather soft, white, voluptu:boom:...dammit ! I always blow up when I get to gettin' with the dirty talk.

[Phil Carter]

I have a good line but dare not post it, for fear of being looked upon by the fair ladies of the forum as sexist, chauvenist and rude.

But my is it tempting...

best wishes

Phil

[Caroline Morris]

Pillows? There's pillows in the picture?

Three slightly grubby looking ones, and six filthy ones.

So How got it right and wins a nice cup of coffee.

Tel, have you never seen the film Carrie? Her mother was a dead ringer for those wimmin in last week's photo and referred to "busty substances" as "dirty pillows".

Warmer now? I can feel the heat coming from How already.

Must be his coffee.

Ah, go on Phil. You know you want to.

There are no fair ladies here to watch you - if you're quick.

I never heard it called "posting a good line" before though. :tape2:

[Caroline Morris]

Of course, back in Eve's day, they would have had three pillows each.

But Eve found the middle one kept getting in the way so she asked God to remove it and he was happy to oblige. Later, Eve got very lonely and asked God to create a mate for her. "Coming right up, little lady", said the Almighty. "Now where did I put that useless tit?"

[Phil Carter]

Ah, go on Phil. You know you want to.

There are no fair ladies here to watch you - if you're quick.




I have a feeling I will suffer at a later date for this....but when Caz produces a green light... I will suffer in silence...LOL


"Cameltoe is with ONE "m"....trust me...I should know!"


best wishes

Phil

[Robert Linford]

Never mind the crumpet. That's my cup of tea on that shelf and if it gets spilt I will be quite angry!

[admin tim]

Joe Barnett really moved out of Miller's Court because it seems that he could never use the bed.

[How Brown]

We love String because he knows what's art and what ain't.
We love String because he knows that at a kupla o' clock every day, I come to this thread and look at the artworks for divine perspiration....

We should have a artsy,highbrow Convention with all the ladies decked out like this and they try to subdue me ( I'll volunteer,what the hell...) with their pillows.
I could take Elsbeth down with one swing of a pillow, because she's up in years....but some of the women I'd have a hard time with.

[String]

but some of the women I'd have a hard time with.

I bet....

[tel]

Too right he has a hard time - like the one that said to 'im 'Get aboard How' .... and when he came back with the plank she was gone!

[Robert Linford]

Reasons why How isn't in this picture #2 : he'd gone for a 'p' then found there was a 'q.'

[String]

Reason number 3 why How is not in the picture:
just look at the girls, need I say more?

[m_w_r]

At Cleveland Street, Prince Eddy put his head round the first door at the top of the stairs.

"Nope, wrong room," he said to himself.

[Rob Clack]

I haven't got a caption for that photo. Just want to know if anybody has there phone numbers.

[How Brown]

Excuse me String...

Why are we allowing such witty one liners from this Ripper chap ( The sumbitch has 2 in a row ) and now Senor Clack ?

Is this going to cause me to send more cash and jellybeans over to Ireland ?

[String]

A nice set as usual and the captions weren't bad either.

RIPPER
:first: m_w_r "At Cleveland Street, Prince Eddy put his head..."
:second: Caroline "Martha, Polly and Annie enjoying a typical girls' night in..."
:third: Admin "Joe Barnett really moved out of Miller's Court..."

NON-RIPPER
:first: Jon "Mary: Go on, Joe, can they stay just one more night?..."
:second: Robert "Typical females. What's the point of starting a game of..."
:third: Phil "Cameltoe is with ONE "m"...."

HOWARD BROWN
:first: Robert "Here the ladies demonstrate the latest invention for a bouncier.."
:second: Caroline "How Brown grasped his cue with both hands..."

[How Brown]

I smelled this result coming on the minute the two London Jobbers gave their entries.
There's no joy in Mudville as Robert won in one category and you've completely lost your sense of humor as I see Tim Mosley came in third in another.
He was totally out of the running in my view...but bribery being what it is...he got a 3rd place finish.

[String]

Getting as bad as the England team How.

:violin:

[How Brown]

Perhaps my man...but can England bribe their way to an occasional victory in these all important caption contests like I (hope I still can) do ?

I rest my case.

Tim has virtually no sense of humor ( He ain't got no panache either ) and through cyberspace osmosis ( intergalactic rays transmitted by satellite through your computer screen to your good self ) you have become infected comrade.

I think an extra ten dollar bill in the weekly kitty will alleviate what ails ye.

[tel]

I told you before - they're all wise to that Confederate money now!