Week of June 21, 2010

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Ok here's this weeks pic, if you can get it to load (cough).
Best captions in the categories of Ripper, Non-Ripper and Howard Brown please:

[Phil Carter]

Ripper related:- 'Ere Sarg, picked up this bloke knockin' around Berner Street. Gives his name as Le Grande...

Non-Ripper related:- I couldn't sell an ice cream for toffee, so I thought I'd bring in the CID to help...

Howard related:- "Dearest wife, MUST I dress up like this just to impress and be more like admin committee members?"

best wishes

Phil

[How Brown]

Striking out with Barnaby & Burgho didn't deter the Met...
Enter "Betty & Yeti"....

[Adam Went]

The newest arrival in Hartlepool knew what he was in for....

Cheers,
Adam. ;)

(Probably only Brits will get that, but oh well....)

[John Savage]

Adam,

It's just a myth, they never hung any young boys for grinding organs.

Rgds
John

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Staff photograph of Jtrforums.com. I'll let you decide....

[Caroline Morris]

Recycled Brown Related:

"If we do get married, dearest Monkey Nuts, will it be biologically possible for me to bear you a son?"

"I don't know, Sugar Tits, but we can have fun trying. How 'ard could it be?"

"Oh yes, my Top Banana. Let's call him How 'ard."

[Robert Linford]

A new take on Schrodinger's cat : scientists now believe that when a cat and a radioactive source are placed in a box, there is a 100% probability that the cat will come out resembling Howard Brown in every particular (left). Of course, the problem as to whether the cat is alive or dead still remains....

[Phil Carter]

Recycled Brown Related:

"If we do get married, dearest Monkey Nuts, will it be biologically possible for me to bear you a son?"

"I don't know, Sugar Tits, but we can have fun trying. How 'ard could it be?"

"Oh yes, my Top Banana. Let's call him How 'ard."


ROFL :rofl:

My stomach hurts after laughing at that one... nice one Caz!

best wishes

Phil

[Caroline Morris]

Sorry Phil - I hope your tummy has stopped hurting now. I'll have to make my captions less painful. :D

Ripper Related:

"I'm hopeful of a breakthrough, having connected our strongest suspect, caught in the early hours in Regent's Park wearing only a silly hat and silent footwear and playing with himself, to this new-fangled lie detecting machine.

Now then, you unspeakable beast. Think carefully before answering the following question. Are you Jack the Ripper?"

"Oo oo oo ah ah ah AAH AAH AAH AAAAAAH"

"So was that a yes or a no?"

[Robert Linford]

The latest candidate for a photo of Abberline is pooh-poohed by Stewart Evans. "The cap is all wrong," he says.

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Silly ripper theory No 3475....

[Robert Linford]

Dr Jekyll realised with horror that Mr Brown was starting to take over even without the potion.

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'Why are you getting around with that filthy beast?'
'Well, I .....'
'Shuddup How, I was talking to the monkey.'

[Robert Linford]

The first police photographer sent to Miller's Court was so incompetent, Kelly got up off the bed and photographed herself.

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper Related:

At last - photographic support for the conclusion that nobody ever got a good view of the ripper.

That was a rubbish view.

[Jon Simons]

Britain`s Got Talent 1888 Finalist, Simon Smith.

[Robert Linford]

The cheap and cheerful suicide kit for those who've had their gas cut off.

To gas yourself, you just need :

1. Twenty tins of beans.
2. A length of hose, connected to a box at one end and inserted in an appropriate place at the other.
3. Put your head in the box and blow your cares away.

[Jon Simons]

The Police gathered in Millers Court appreciated the effort made by the photographer and his young assistant to lighten up proceedings.

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Organ Grinder "I know it worked in South Dakota but..."

[Jon Simons]

The first police photographer sent to Miller's Court was so incompetent, Kelly got up off the bed and photographed herself.

Dr Bond must have been studying this photo when he noted that Kelly was bear (despite the obvious chemise sleeves)

[Robert Linford]

Yes it was the grizzliest murder of the lot.

One for the Brits : Michael Miles would turn in his grave to see what had happened to his game show.

[Caroline Morris]

[There will now be a short yes/no interlude.]

"Would Michael Miles turn in his grave?"

"Yes."

"Bong!"

[Caroline Morris]

Ripper "My Theory" Related:

Mary Kelly would have been a carbon copy of Liz Stride, but for this Lord Mayor's Show reveller who took a wrong turn into Miller's Court and hugged the victim beyond recognition.

[Phil Carter]

"this is only one of his talents ladies and gentleman... primarily, he is usually found cleaning knives....."

[Phil Carter]

Captured in "The Star" Newspaper.

At this years "auction for charity" at the annual Ripperologists convention, a date with this individual was the star attraction. Here we see the lucky winning bidder with her "prize"...

"I intend to go and pick blackberries on Ripley Green with him. Afterwards we will go through my stamp catalogue. Apparently he knows a thing or two about Gibbons."

[Jon Simons]

Palace deny Prince Eddie insanity rumours following the anonymous return of Annie Crook wedding photo.

[Caroline Morris]

Captured in "The Star" Newspaper.

At this years "auction for charity" at the annual Ripperologists convention, a date with this individual was the star attraction. Here we see the lucky winning bidder with her "prize"...

"I intend to go and pick blackberries on Ripley Green with him. Afterwards we will go through my stamp catalogue. Apparently he knows a thing or two about Gibbons."

Dr. Stanley I presume? :lol:

I hope the young lady has been warned about big hairy philatelists. They have strange obsessions with perforations and licking.

[Robert Linford]

A still from an early take of "Feed The Birds" from 'Mary Poppins.' After much soul-searching, it was decided that the kiddies might find the scene disturbing.

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Okay some good captions this week and some from Howard too.

Ripper Related
:first: Jon "Palace deny Prince Eddie insanity rumours following the...."
:second: Caroline "At last - photographic support for the conclusion that..."
:third: Robert "The first police photographer sent to Miller's Court was so..."

Non-Ripper
:first: Jon "Britain`s Got Talent 1888 Finalist, Simon Smith..."
:second: Robert "One for the Brits : Michael Miles would turn in his grave..."

Howard Brown Related
:first: Tel "'Why are you getting around with that filthy beast?..."
:second: Phil "Dearest wife, MUST I dress up like this just to impress and be.."

:first: Special prize for Caroline for getting sugar tits and Howard Brown in the same paragraph.

[Robert Linford]

Your cheque didn't bounce this week, How! True, no prize for you, but you did escape the violin.

[How Brown]

I expected Tel's bribe of cheap whisky "exported" from his outback still would attract the easily corrupted String Tweed.... That I could understand.

But now this Jon Simons guy or Jon Guy Simons;).....wins two in two categories. Another cash cow for String's milking.

Ha ha...its so bad now that String doesn't even try to placate me with a violin.
Happy Mr. Linford ?

[Robert Linford]

I'm sure you'll bounce back next week, How - or at least, your cheque will.

[tel]

I expected Tel's bribe of cheap whisky "exported" from his outback still

OK - who's been blabbing now?