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Old September 22nd, 2012, 11:54 AM   #31
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How is trying to persuade Nina that it is a central vacuuming system and not what she thinks it is.
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Old September 22nd, 2012, 12:27 PM   #32
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How "It said $5 blow job, and I tried blowing in it but nothing happened"
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Old September 22nd, 2012, 12:31 PM   #33
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"Now if this thing only had a flat head where a fella could set his drink.."
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Old September 24th, 2012, 06:34 AM   #34
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"Well she's very pretty but if I have to push the right buttons first I'll never get the little minx going."
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Old September 24th, 2012, 06:35 AM   #35
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"Does it cook breakfast as well?"
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Old September 24th, 2012, 06:38 AM   #36
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"So this is what the Brits called a Goblin Tease Maid."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teasmade
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Old September 24th, 2012, 08:17 AM   #37
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"Man, I've been looking for a 'hands-free' device like this for years."
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Old September 26th, 2012, 02:41 AM   #38
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I believe it went something like .....
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