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Old August 10th, 2017, 06:00 AM   #1
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Old August 10th, 2017, 07:30 AM   #2
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DIDDLES : If Mrs P puts THAT muck in my bowl I'll rip the head off her stupid canary and make it look like Jack's work.
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Old August 10th, 2017, 08:11 AM   #3
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STRING : Bloody hell, How, this scrapple stinks.


HOW : Nonsense, String. It's a gorgeous smell.


(POT PLANTS FALL OFF WINDOW SILL)
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Old August 10th, 2017, 08:12 AM   #4
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Diddles "Have you seen my brother?"
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Old August 10th, 2017, 09:14 AM   #5
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String and How re-enact Laurel and Hardy's masterpiece "The Music Box," only this time they will be pushing a cart full of scrapple to the top of St Paul's Cathedral.


CORRECTION : String will be pushing a cart full of How and scrapple to the top of St Paul's Cathedral.


CORRECTION : String says he'd rather push the cathedral over to How and the cart.
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Old August 10th, 2017, 10:30 AM   #6
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"What's this scrapple stuff you're selling?"
"I don't know got a load of it cheap and fed some to the dog. He won't eat it but Howard's buying it."
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Old August 10th, 2017, 01:45 PM   #7
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It was noticeable that, owing to the operation of natural selection, night soil men tended to be immune to the ailments that afflicted their fellow citizens. In fact, one of them (Mr Brown, right) is still alive at the age of 207.
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Old August 10th, 2017, 04:52 PM   #8
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HB:

HOW: "Try my latest batch of scrapple. It's delicious."

STRING: "Cut the crap!"

HOW: "Okay. Try my latest batch of s____ple. It's delicious."
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Old August 10th, 2017, 05:03 PM   #9
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The genie comes up trumps once again - fresh scrapple followed by pussy.
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Old August 10th, 2017, 05:11 PM   #10
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JtR:

CUSTOMER: "That muck looks like you've just scraped it up from the gutter."

KOSMINSKI: "You are a perceptive customer."
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