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Old August 27th, 2017, 02:01 PM   #21
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DUCK AT WINDOW : Landsakes! Fred...Bert...Sid....Harry....what happened to you? Starving to death and busking for a crust.


FRED : We made a bad career choice.


BERT : We hung out with the swans.


SID : Disaster!


HARRY : Wait till we get our beaks on that bloody Hans Christian Andersen.
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Old August 27th, 2017, 06:44 PM   #22
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Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich reprise "Zabaquack."
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Old August 27th, 2017, 06:45 PM   #23
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The quack doc couldn't diagnose the mallardy but he was still very quick with his bill.
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Old August 27th, 2017, 06:52 PM   #24
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DUCK AT WINDOW : No, no, he ain't here.


NINA (FROM WITHIN) : Howard, some of your creditors are outside and one of them has a rocket launcher.
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Old August 27th, 2017, 08:15 PM   #25
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Voting time.
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Old August 28th, 2017, 02:45 PM   #26
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The votes from a gloriously sunny Anderby Creek:

JtR:
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QUACK DR TUMBLETY : Do stop that infernal racket, and no, you can't have your money back. The pimple cure might have been a bit drastic but it did the trick, didn't it?
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Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich reprise "Zabaquack."


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DUCK AT WINDOW : No, no, he ain't here.

NINA (FROM WITHIN) : Howard, some of your creditors are outside and one of them has a rocket launcher.
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Old August 29th, 2017, 08:56 AM   #27
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Not easy to choose this week with so many good entries, but the votes from Sidmouth are as follows:

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Fred Incontinently and The New Lodgings.
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DEW : It was the most horrific episode of my police career. Next morning, Dr Quack was discovered in his room, a mere collection of bones and feathers. But the murderer, one Monty Brown, heaped barbarity upon barbarity. It was clear that after eating Dr Quack, the murderer had calmly consumed a bowl of chocolate pudding.
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The genie triumphs again in response to Howard's request that he dig up a flighty bird, a G-string, a fiddle with a squeeze-box and a blow job.
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Old September 2nd, 2017, 07:44 PM   #28
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JtR related => Colin, post #9 => Fred Incontinently and The New Lodgings

HB related => Colin, post #8 => How's genie...a flighty bird, a G-string...etc...

Non-related => Robert, post #23 => The quack doc couldn't diagnose the mallardy....
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Old September 3rd, 2017, 02:59 PM   #29
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JTR - Gareth -




Duck's Row ("row", as in"racket"... it's a pretty weak pun when you need to spell it out!)



Non-JTR - Caz -






QUACK DR SHIPMAN : Pipe down you lot, I'm losing my patience!

THE UNGRATEFUL DEAD : You think? We were your patients and we're back in full swing.

QUACK DR SHIPMAN :



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The genie triumphs again in response to Howard's request that he dig up a flighty bird, a G-string, a fiddle with a squeeze-box and a blow job.

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Old September 3rd, 2017, 08:04 PM   #30
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JTR - Colin -


Fred Incontinently and The New Lodgings.


2 votes


Non-JTR - Caz and Robert 1 vote each.


HB - Colin - The genie triumphs again in response to Howard's request that he dig up a flighty bird, a G-string, a fiddle with a squeeze-box and a blow job.


3 votes

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