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Old October 3rd, 2017, 02:04 PM   #21
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MASTER CATES : Would ye nae lend me a quid til Friday, Constable?

PC SAVAGE : Now why would I do that, sonny?

MASTER CATES : I'm a bit short.

PC SAVAGE : And I suppose you'll still be short this time next week.

MASTER CATES : Ay, and ye'll still be a tight Constable.

PC SAVAGE : Where's a flight of stairs when I need one?
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Old October 7th, 2017, 09:30 PM   #22
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Even though Kosminski (4th left) had his hands tied behind his back, it didn't stop him nipping down to the pub.
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Old October 8th, 2017, 07:47 AM   #23
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MAN : Officer, have you found him yet?


PC : No, but we've got every man in London out looking for him. We've even put the hunt for Mr Druitt on hold.


MAN : I hope no harm has come to him - Mr Cates is a friend of mine.


MAN WITH DOG : It wasn't by any chance his round, was it?


MAN : Yes, I believe it was.


PC (TO MAN) : I've a good mind to charge you with wasting police time.
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Old October 8th, 2017, 07:54 AM   #24
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GGP MACDONALD (WITH DOG) : Did you hear about the Carrie Brown murder?


GGP BARNETT : No - what?


GGP MACDONALD : They've arrested a man called Ali.


GGP BARNETT : I say, that isn't "Shovel" Ali, is it?...hey, call your dog off!
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Old October 8th, 2017, 08:02 AM   #25
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FIRST PC : We're looking for Howard Brown.


MAN : You'll never catch him. I bet he passed straight through you lot.


SECOND PC : He didn't, but his scrapple did.
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Old October 8th, 2017, 08:13 AM   #26
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FIRST TOUGH: Whe're they orf to?

SECOND TOUGH: To get Ben Leeson's 'elmet back.

(It's a Shovel Alley joke).
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Old October 8th, 2017, 08:33 AM   #27
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PC : We're looking for Dr Tumblety, for assaulting a mounted policeman.


MAN : I didn't know you had mounted police in Spitalfields.


PC : We didn't till Tumblety arrived.
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Old October 8th, 2017, 09:15 AM   #28
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MAN WITH DOG : Fancy another one, Albert?


CADOSCH (EXTREME LEFT) : I've got to go, mate - I'm desperate here.
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Old October 8th, 2017, 09:59 PM   #29
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Old October 9th, 2017, 07:31 AM   #30
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Here are the votes from Sidmouth:

Ripper:
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"....and after this incident, Kosminski (second left) stopped tossing balls for his unmuzzled dog to catch."
Non-ripper:
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Originally Posted by Colin Macdonald View Post
A skillful cutting and pasting operation allows Theresa May to pretend that there is more than one police officer on duty in central London.
HB:
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NE'ER DO WELL: " 'Ere, Brown, I thought you was on 'oliday this week?"

PC BROWN: "I submitted a leave application for Week 39, but I forgot to say which Week 39 I wanted off."
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