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Old October 16th, 2017, 07:51 AM   #21
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Here are the votes from a calm-before-Ophelia East Devon:

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Mrs Prater=> Your carrying on and cries of "Oh murder" woke up Diddles who woke me up...and I DO have the horrors of the drink upon me! I'm going to Mrs. Ringer's for a breakfast pint and I expect silence when I return! Now, Mister, take responsibility and see what you can do to keep her quiet!
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All right ... All right.. we'll buy your lovely rhubarb!
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NINA : What are you doing with my husband?

WOMAN ON BED : Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Nina. Howard Wine Stain here said he'd make me the star of the Forums, if....

NINA : If????

WOMAN ON BED : If I watched him eat his scrapple.

NINA : Oh, you poor dear!...Howard, you disgusting wretch!
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Old October 16th, 2017, 06:08 PM   #22
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The votes from a very windy Anderby Creek:

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POLLY NICHOLS : Go back to sleep, Mrs Lechmere. Your husband needs to sneak out of the house without your noticing the time.

MRS L : What on earth for?

POLLY : I'm helping Fish with a new documentary and he is paying me well. See what a jolly bonnet I've got now!

CROSSMERE : You stupid woman. You've let the cat out of the bag. Just wait til I get you to Buck's Row.

MRS L : You'll have a job, Charlie. I'm wide awake now.

CROSSMERE : Fish isn't going to be a happy bunny.

POLLY : Oh murder.
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GREAT GRANDMAMMY BROWN : And if you feel something creeping up your nightie in the middle of the night, you just need to whack the horrid thing hard, like this, and this, and this.

LOOSE WOMAN : But that's what I'm here for.

GREAT GRANDMAMMY BROWN : Precisely. Don't ask me why the idiot likes it like that, but he does, and it'll save me the job. I'm off to bingo.

GREAT GRANDPAPPY BROWN :
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Old October 22nd, 2017, 07:08 PM   #23
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JTR - Anna -




Mrs Prater=> Your carrying on and cries of "Oh murder" woke up Diddles who woke me up...and I DO have the horrors of the drink upon me! I'm going to Mrs. Ringer's for a breakfast pint and I expect silence when I return! Now, Mister, take responsibility and see what you can do to keep her quiet!

Non-JTR - Colin -






MR BROWN OF SIDMOUTH (FLEEING): "I amnot a number. I am a free man!"

MRS BROWN OF SIDMOUTH: "Nice try, Number Six, but you're married to me now. You will be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed and numbered."

MR BROWN OF SIDMOUTH (THINKS): "At least I've still got the Lotus 7."

MRS BROWN OF SIDMOUTH: "Oh and I've sold that silly little sports car. You can treat yourself to a nice, sensible, second-hand Chelsea-blue ToyotaPrius."






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GREAT GRANDMAMMY BROWN : And if you feel something creeping up your nightie in the middle of the night, you just need to whack the horrid thing hard, like this, and this, and this.

LOOSE WOMAN : But that's what I'm here for.

GREAT GRANDMAMMY BROWN : Precisely. Don't ask me why the idiot likes it like that, but he does, and it'll save me the job. I'm off to bingo.

GREAT GRANDPAPPY BROWN :





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Old October 22nd, 2017, 08:14 PM   #24
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JTR - Anna -


Mrs Prater=> Your carrying on and cries of "Oh murder" woke up Diddles who woke me up...and I DO have the horrors of the drink upon me! I'm going to Mrs. Ringer's for a breakfast pint and I expect silence when I return! Now, Mister, take responsibility and see what you can do to keep her quiet!


2 votes


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All right ... All right.. we'll buy your lovely rhubarb!


2 votes


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GREAT GRANDMAMMY BROWN : And if you feel something creeping up your nightie in the middle of the night, you just need to whack the horrid thing hard, like this, and this, and this.

LOOSE WOMAN : But that's what I'm here for.

GREAT GRANDMAMMY BROWN : Precisely. Don't ask me why the idiot likes it like that, but he does, and it'll save me the job. I'm off to bingo.

GREAT GRANDPAPPY BROWN :



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