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Old November 8th, 2017, 06:54 PM   #1
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Old November 9th, 2017, 07:42 AM   #2
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When everyone thought Monty had gone abroad, he was just having a practice run at Hammersmith Baths.
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Old November 9th, 2017, 07:56 AM   #3
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MR BROWN : Harassment??? I only asked to see your water wings.
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Old November 9th, 2017, 08:18 AM   #4
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The ladies had had enough.
“Time for your yearly bath Howard”
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Old November 9th, 2017, 08:28 AM   #5
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Howard “I haven’t got my jet pac on yet!”
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Old November 9th, 2017, 08:49 AM   #6
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MR BROWN OF SIDMOUTH : This is not Kosho as I understand it.
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Old November 9th, 2017, 06:54 PM   #7
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HB:

NINA: "I'm thinking of treating you to a Fitbit for Christmas."

HOWARD: "Great idea. Wow, they're all fit but I'll have the blonde one with the curly hair and the big boobies! (SPLASH) Hey, hang on! Now what have I done?"
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Old November 9th, 2017, 06:59 PM   #8
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It was the ultimate in desperation for Howard, here seen flinging himself into the pool and pretending he couldn't swim, in the hope of being rescued. Naturally a bevy of women gathered round....and made sure he didn't climb out.
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The Rasputin murder solved at last.
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It was a double blow for Great Grandpappy Brown. First, he was spotted up to no good around the ship's swimming pool. Then six hours later the Titanic sank.
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