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    Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a ‘Vinegar Valentine’
    For at least a century, Valentine’s Day was used as an excuse to send mean, insulting cards

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/histo...ine-180962109/


    Here's a not so vinegary one from the 19th Century


  • #2
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You only look lovely
    When I've had a few

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    • #3
      For my boytoy Robert L


      Roses are red
      Violence is too
      Send me some money
      Or I'll send scrapple to you.

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      • #4
        Roses are black
        Violets are grey
        So I'm colour blind
        Who cares anyway?

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        • #5
          Reported on the news this morning. Valentines cards for pets! They are producing special custom Valentines cards for your specific pet. Howard, its not a good idea to send a card to your pet Boa Constrictor saying 'Give me a hug.'

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          • #6
            I never knew your Boa had a crush on you, How.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Robert Linford View Post
              I never knew your Boa had a crush on you, How.
              Does Nina know about How’s other great love, Anna Conda ?

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              • #8
                Yes, I think Nina knew she was his current squeeze.

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                • #9
                  Roses are red,
                  Ivy is green,
                  Between your looks
                  and my brains,
                  We’re not quite a team!
                  SPERO IN DEO

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                  • #10
                    Roses are red
                    But sometimes they're pink
                    Your perfumes are lovely
                    But sometimes they stink

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                    • #11
                      Happy Valentine's Day, Y'all

                      Best Wishes,
                      Cris Malone
                      ______________________________________________
                      "Objectivity comes from how the evidence is treated, not the nature of the evidence itself. Historians can be just as objective as any scientist."

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