Valentine's Day 2020

[Cris Malone]

Happy Valentine's Day, Y'all

[Robert Linford]

Roses are red
But sometimes they're pink
Your perfumes are lovely
But sometimes they stink

[Whitechurch]

Roses are red,
Ivy is green,
Between your looks
and my brains,
We’re not quite a team!

[Robert Linford]

Yes, I think Nina knew she was his current squeeze.

[Gary Barnett]

I never knew your Boa had a crush on you, How.

Does Nina know about How’s other great love, Anna Conda ?

[Robert Linford]

I never knew your Boa had a crush on you, How.

[Phillip Walton]

Reported on the news this morning. Valentines cards for pets! They are producing special custom Valentines cards for your specific pet. Howard, its not a good idea to send a card to your pet Boa Constrictor saying 'Give me a hug.'

[Cogidubnus]

Roses are black
Violets are grey
So I'm colour blind
Who cares anyway?

[Howard Brown]

For my boytoy Robert L


Roses are red
Violence is too
Send me some money
Or I'll send scrapple to you.

[Robert Linford]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You only look lovely
When I've had a few

[Howard Brown]

Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a ‘Vinegar Valentine’
For at least a century, Valentine’s Day was used as an excuse to send mean, insulting cards

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/nothing-says-i-hate-you-vinegar-valentine-180962109/

Here's a not so vinegary one from the 19th Century