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  • #16
    Originally posted by Robert Linford View Post
    I wonder if they do fish and chips.
    Sorry ... it's only fish and ships. Or should that be beauty and booty?
    Christopher T. George, Lyricist & Co-Author, "Jack the Musical"
    https://www.facebook.com/JackTheMusical/ Hear sample song at https://tinyurl.com/y8h4envx.

    Organizer, RipperCon #JacktheRipper-#True Crime Conferences, April 2016 and 2018.
    Hear RipperCon 2016 & 2018 talks at http://www.casebook.org/podcast/.

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    • #17
      Calton Weaver

      Hello String, Robert, Chris. For some out reason, an old Scots folk song is dancing about inside my head. It's "Nancy Whiskey."

      I am stuck on the line:

      "I tried to rise but I was nae able,
      for Nancy had me by the heel."

      Wonder what it all means? (heh-heh)

      Cheers.
      LC

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      • #18
        Talking of ships:

        http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/...steamer-london

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Robert Linford View Post
          Strangely moving. Mainly in the bowels department.
          Kind regards, Sam Flynn

          "Suche Nullen"
          (F. Nietzsche)

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          • #20
            Now I know what my problem is. Think I need a bigger boat. Size matters.
            Best Wishes,
            Cris Malone
            ______________________________________________
            "Objectivity comes from how the evidence is treated, not the nature of the evidence itself. Historians can be just as objective as any scientist."

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            • #21
              String....
              I have to tell you that for some reason as soon as Nina goes out on the balcony to smoke....I make a beeline to that scrumptious photo you posted before....
              Man ! What a beautiful boat !
              Gotta go...Madame Stalin is coming back in...............
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Howard Brown View Post
                String....
                I have to tell you that for some reason as soon as Nina goes out on the balcony to smoke....I make a beeline to that scrumptious photo you posted before....
                Man ! What a beautiful boat !
                Gotta go...Madame Stalin is coming back in...............
                I like Hot Cross Buns too.
                Christopher T. George, Lyricist & Co-Author, "Jack the Musical"
                https://www.facebook.com/JackTheMusical/ Hear sample song at https://tinyurl.com/y8h4envx.

                Organizer, RipperCon #JacktheRipper-#True Crime Conferences, April 2016 and 2018.
                Hear RipperCon 2016 & 2018 talks at http://www.casebook.org/podcast/.

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                • #23
                  After launching their new range of buoyancy aids JTRF Yachting enjoyed a three-fold increase in turnover.

                  Proprietor Tristram Brown told our reporter, 'We were facing some stiff competition but we managed to pull ahead.'

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                  • #24
                    JTR Forums:

                    Boats for sale.

                    Lechmere- Two boats for the price of one. Also available in the Cross model. Stays it's course absolutety, except to go up to Hanbury street. Must provide alternate name for proof of ID. $200,000L

                    The Kosminski- A fine boat for someone interested in making a buck or two. DNA results prove this boat to be a descendant of The Mary Kelly. The kitchen nook has a free daisy runner on the table (stained). 4,000,000,000L (not negotiable)

                    Prince Eddy- Only sold at our 19, Cleveland Street dealer. Complete with a crew of telegraph boys and the 1888 Captain of the Year, Lord Euston. This ship is men only. 100,000L and 10% discount with "poses plastiques" card.

                    The American Quack- This sailboat will be available on November 9th, 1888. That is if the captain is released by then. Or was he? Never mind. Contact Walter Andrews for pricing and more information. Canada 777-676-9898 or New York 888-989-3434

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                    • #25
                      The Druitt - sinks like a stone. Avoid.

                      The Dreadnought. Sunk by nonsense. Avoid.

                      The Jill the Ripper. Out of action. Currently having her bottom scraped.

                      The John McCarthy. Very run-down vessel. Excellent at repelling boarders.

                      The James Maybrick. False log book. Avoid.

                      The Thomas Bond. Flying boat. Bumpy landing. Avoid.

                      The Mary Kelly. Leaky from holes. Boiler melted. Avoid.

                      The Kim Jong Un. Ridiculous crow's nest, but very good on rigging.

                      The lust murderer. Fire down below. Avoid.

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                      • #26
                        Fantastic Robert

                        But I would suggest also the second-hand "Lechmere" that has only ever been used for short runs to work, or the "Eddowes' Shawl" which has had several unbelievably careful owners!

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                        • #27
                          Or the Lechmere which has an old tarpaulin for a sail, an unconvincing Mizen mast, and tends to fall into whirlpools where it goes round and round in circles before disappearing.

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                          • #28
                            Yes, that's a fault many people have reported with the new "Lechmere". It promises much but remains in the doldrums at this time.

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                            • #29
                              It is in fact not a yacht, but a raft, captained by a Fish and a Stow-away.

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                              • #30
                                THE GEORGE HUTCHINSON - "He looked at me stern - and me stem - no sale."

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