My Last Chance To Avoid Exposure !!!

[Caroline Brown]

I often get young 'ladies' wanting to be friends on Facebook. They all want to demonstrate their genitalia and often what they do with it. I'm 70 years old the only thing it stirs are memories.

Look, Phillip, I had to pick on you, because it would contravene the trading standards laws to target anyone under 65 and call myself 'young'.

Sorry old sport.

Love,

Caz
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[Caroline Brown]

I often get young 'ladies' wanting to be friends on Facebook. They all want to demonstrate their genitalia and often what they do with it. I'm 70 years old the only thing it stirs are memories.


Cry me a river, bubeleh !
My sex life is sorta like politics...every 4 years, there's an election...and every four years, there's an erection.
I kid, I kid !!!
I meant every 8 years.....



P.S Phil...next time any of those chicks want to show their gentiles, please feel free to mention my name. Thanks.

That reminds me - I read in the Radio Times that the boy band One Direction was going to be called New Direction until someone pointed out what that sounds like when spoken...

[Martyn Priestnall]

This is what happens when you reply to spam

Kind of related:

"This is what happens when you reply to spam email. James Veitch".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPW8JrYzQ

Enjoy!

Martyn

[Caroline Brown]

Very good.

Thanks Martyn!

[Adam Went]

That's a good one! The common one down here lately has been a phone call informing you that the Australian Tax Office is aware that you've fudged your tax papers, and you better pay up x amount of money right now or else the authorities will be on your doorstep before you can say 'accountant'. At least the porno one is mildly amusing...

Cheers,
Adam.

[Phillip Walton]

This website will tell you if your e-mail has been hacked.
http://haveibeenpwned.com/
Mine was OK except for one instance where my e-mail address had been cut and posted. This would be the instance referred to above where I received a ransomeware demand apparently from my own e-mail address.

[Howard Brown]

Same here, Phil.....thanks for that link, amigo !!!

[String]

It’s good practice to set up a spam email address.
One you can use for internet use so that if it gets hacked or bombarded with spam you just dump it and get a new one keeping your proper one intact.

[Anna Morris]

My email is safe too. Thanks, Phil!

[Phillip Walton]

Same here, Phil.....thanks for that link, amigo !!!

It can also be used to check new applicants to the forum if they look suspicious.

[Howard Brown]

Good thinking, Phil....thanks.

[John Savage]

Hi Howard,


It seems I am in the same pile of doodoo as you! Just got the below in my junk mail and thought you may all like to share and enjoy this nonsense:




Hello!





I have very bad news for you.


12/10/2018 - on this day I hacked your OS and got fullaccess to your account


So, you can change the password, yes... But my malwareintercepts it every time.





How I made it:


In the software of the router, through which you wentonline, was a vulnerability.


I just hacked this router and placed my malicious code onit.


When you went online, my trojan was installed on the OSof your device.





After that, I made a full dump of your disk (I have allyour address book, history of viewing sites, all files, phone numbers andaddresses of all your contacts).





A month ago, I wanted to lock your device and ask for anot big amount of btc to unlock.


But I looked at the sites that you regularly visit, and Iwas shocked by what I saw!!!


I'm talk you about sites for adults.





I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy isshifted far away from the normal course!





And I got an idea....


I made a screenshot of the adult sites where you have fun(do you understand what it is about, huh?).


After that, I made a screenshot of your joys (using thecamera of your device) and glued them together.


Turned out amazing! You are so spectacular!





I'm know that you would not like to show thesescreenshots to your friends, relatives or colleagues.


I think $682 is a very, very small amount for my silence.


Besides, I have been spying on you for so long, havingspent a lot of time!





Pay ONLY in Bitcoins!


My BTC wallet:





You do not know how to use bitcoins?


Enter a query in any search engine: "how toreplenish btc wallet".


It's extremely easy





For this payment I give you two days (48 hours).


As soon as this letter is opened, the timer will work.





After payment, my virus and dirty screenshots with yourenjoys will be self-destruct automatically.


If I do not receive from you the specified amount, thenyour device will be locked, and all your contacts will receive a screenshotswith your "enjoys".





I hope you understand your situation.


- Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All yourdata, files and screenshots is already uploaded to a remote server)


- Do not try to contact me (this is not feasible, I sentyou an email from your account)


- Various security services will not help you; formattinga disk or destroying a device will not help, since your data is already on aremote server.





P.S. You are not my single victim. so, I guarantee youthat I will not disturb you again after payment!


This is the wordof honor hacker





I also ask you to regularly update your antiviruses inthe future. This way you will no longer fall into a similar situation.





Do not hold evil! I just do my job.


Have a nice day!

[Robert Linford]

A list of every pub in Yorkshire might be adult, but hardly perverted.

[Gary Barnett]

A list of every pub in Yorkshire might be adult, but hardly perverted.

Yorkshire beer? Not perverted??

[String]

‘I think $682 is a very, very small amount for my silence.‘

I think a pound is quite reasonable

https://youtu.be/mR3w5Ci-h9M