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[Howard Brown]

Good stuff, Keith !!

[Bart Droog]

Based on all evidence, the so called Ripper murders weren't murders at all; it were somewhat failed suicide attacks, by a gang of female muslim terrorists avant la lettre.

In order to avoid panick the authorities hid the weapons which were used in these attacks and came up with a cover story of a lone wolf, preying on innocent prostitutes.

The British governement planned to reveal the real story in november 1940, exactly 52 years after the failed attacks took place, as the British Law from April 1 1701 dictated.

Unfortunately, all files on the case were destroyed by a German pilot with an identity crisis (thinking himself to be a divine fart), who crashed with his bomb laden Fieseler Storch on London, October 30, 1940.

[Howard Brown]

Dammit !
I was gonna say that, Bart !!!