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  • Knit your own uterus...

    Yes, that's right

    Jack could have saved himself a lot of bother if he had just taken up knitting...

    http://web.archive.org/web/200107270....ca/uterus.htm

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    Ha ! Thats funny because Nina is knitting herself a shiny new plaid penis over here....I sent mine in to the Smithdongian Museum last Tuesday.

    Am I gonna get my ass kicked for that one or what?
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      • #4
        Well....the one Nina knitted was about half that big...and in plaid.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Nemo View Post
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          ... that's a uterus, is it? It looks more like the world's most useless teapot.

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          • #6
            .................BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P'raps there's a pattern for a knit your own Liver- could be a goer!!!

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            • #7
              I think there is actually a purpose in having a knitted uterus and a small doll, to...

              Demonstrate the concepts of effacement, dilation, vaginal examination, anterior lip, crowning, birth and 3rd stage with this simple, clever model. The fetal doll and placenta will fit inside and the vaginal extension can be attached with snap fasteners.

              http://www.birthinternational.com/pr...del/ta011.html

              Try Googling "knitted anatomy" and you might find the following...

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              The brain is the odd one out - it's crocheted...

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              • #8
                Heeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee great!!!!

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                • #9
                  S'Getting better

                  MUST get those needles out on my bed of pain here..............


                  SERIOUSLY scary on the left!!!! LOVE the do it yourself JTR pocket runaway kit on the right!!!
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                  • #10
                    Bloody hell!

                    Knit ure own Tits How!!!!Click image for larger version

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                    Tie him down Nina!!!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Now I've gotta real dilemma !

                      Soozers...I wanna rack the size of Robert Anderson's head...but these knitted knockers, boobies, hooters, oh give them a name !!!.... are too small.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by How Brown View Post
                        these knitted knockers, boobies, hooters, oh give them a name !!!.... are too small.
                        Personally, I think they're a waste of a good sheep.

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                        • #13
                          and the vaginal extension can be attached with snap fasteners -Nemo

                          Not over here they ain't Neems ! They could poke a hole in your schwantzstuka and then where would we be pardner ?

                          Always thinkin....
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                          • #14
                            lol Howard

                            That tit has a smiley face!

                            I like the dissected mouse - there's a frog as well...

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                            PS That's a woolly jumper - or not, as the case may be

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