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  • #16
    Oh shit I can see another ripper book in the making.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by String
      I can see another ripper book in the making.
      Yep - about an Inspector Brown (on loan from Queer Street Station) who creates the Perfect Dummy with which to lure Jack but then finds that he likes spending time breaking her/it in for duty too much to give up the charade/romance when duty calls.

      Tentative title: The Rubber Maid That Stole the Copper's Heart

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      • #18
        I bought one of those once - got the doll home, blew her up, only to find it deflating from a slow puncture. Disappointed, I took it back to the shop, telling the shopkeeper that she went down on me. Bastard charged me extra.
        Kind regards, Sam Flynn

        "Suche Nullen"
        (F. Nietzsche)

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        • #19
          Gareth you're a star!

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          • #20
            Gareth:
            I bought one once ( They're all named 'Judy', for some reason...Judy The Horny French Maid....Judy, The Horny High School Gym Teacher...Judy, The Horny..you get the idea...).
            I had it up ( I never used it...) on a 15th floor balcony at a party in Philly....I pretended I was struggling with it, smacking it and yelling at it....people started to congregate down on the ground...looking up....about 20 or so....then I gave it the coup de gras and yelled...."Die, You Sonofabitch !!"...and tossed it below....People were screaming and shit...ha ha !!!
            I got three days in jail with some mau maus who tried to use me like a doll.

            That never happened but I wish I did do that.
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            • #21
              So you need to use a rubber with these?
              SPERO IN DEO

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              • #22
                How's favourite song :

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSniBxXjK_8

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                • #23
                  I had one, I gave her a love bite and then she just farted and flew out the window.

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                  • #24
                    Next gen sex dolls.





                    http://arstechnica.co.uk/the-multive...gen-sex-dolls/

                    The video is great.

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