Man leaves wife at home to go on holiday with doll

[String]

Oh shit I can see another ripper book in the making.

[admin tim]

I can see another ripper book in the making.

Yep - about an Inspector Brown (on loan from Queer Street Station) who creates the Perfect Dummy with which to lure Jack but then finds that he likes spending time breaking her/it in for duty too much to give up the charade/romance when duty calls.

Tentative title: The Rubber Maid That Stole the Copper's Heart

[Sam Flynn]

I bought one of those once - got the doll home, blew her up, only to find it deflating from a slow puncture. Disappointed, I took it back to the shop, telling the shopkeeper that she went down on me. Bastard charged me extra.

[Cogidubnus]

Gareth you're a star!

[Howard Brown]

Gareth:
I bought one once ( They're all named 'Judy', for some reason...Judy The Horny French Maid....Judy, The Horny High School Gym Teacher...Judy, The Horny..you get the idea...).
I had it up ( I never used it...) on a 15th floor balcony at a party in Philly....I pretended I was struggling with it, smacking it and yelling at it....people started to congregate down on the ground...looking up....about 20 or so....then I gave it the coup de gras and yelled...."Die, You Sonofabitch !!"...and tossed it below....People were screaming and shit...ha ha !!!
I got three days in jail with some mau maus who tried to use me like a doll.

That never happened but I wish I did do that.

[Whitechurch]

So you need to use a rubber with these?

[Robert Linford]

How's favourite song :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSniBxXjK_8

[Phillip Walton]

I had one, I gave her a love bite and then she just farted and flew out the window.

[String]

Next gen sex dolls.





http://arstechnica.co.uk/the-multive...gen-sex-dolls/

The video is great.