Holmes vote

[Robert Linford]

Holmes loved kippers. That explains the disguises - he'd eat them as SH, then appear disguised as a sailor and wangle some more.

[Joan Tortorello]

Mrs. Hudson's kippers must have been very, very good because Holmes never left for 'The Woman'.

[Gary Barnett]

I tried to come up with a fishy anagram of Irene Adler, but the best I could do (I used a pencil to work it out, like a constipated mathematician) was an elder ire.

[Robert Linford]

Holmes liked moist food, and Irene served an eel drier than Mrs Hudson's.

[Gary Barnett]

Holmes liked moist food, and Irene served an eel drier than Mrs Hudson's.

Genius!